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Andy Carroll
Andy Carroll looking forward to resuming his 'career' at Newcastle United !! How many games will he play during the season ? My guess is not more than 10 given his average number of appearances in the last 18 seasons of 14.5....
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Re: Andy Carroll
They have a manager who knows what he's doing!
I'm surprised Carroll passed the medical tbh!
I'm surprised Carroll passed the medical tbh!
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Re: Andy Carroll
It's the club that fits. He will storm the prem, next season. He is their Joey Barton.
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Re: Andy Carroll
Carroll and Almiron together if they stay fit is a tad frightening tbh
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Re: Andy Carroll
Im gonna stick my neck out and predict he makes more league starts this season for Newcastle than Walters, Wells and Vydra have done for Burnley combined
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Re: Andy Carroll
Pay as you play apparently.
He'll be fit as a fiddle.
He'll be fit as a fiddle.
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Re: Andy Carroll
How many red cards will he get?
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Re: Andy Carroll
A poor mans Juke
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Re: Andy Carroll
I’m gonna stick my neck out and say less than 5.Devils_Advocate wrote:Im gonna stick my neck out and predict he makes more league starts this season for Newcastle than Walters, Wells and Vydra have done for Burnley combined
At least this thread gives another opportunity for digs at the few players that have not hit the mark. I would rather they didn’t play if the boss thinks they are not up to it....It’s not as if the profit on one player (Tarky, for example) hasn’t paid for those 3 duds that you mention.....
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Re: Andy Carroll
0 to 1 at a guessBuxtonclaret wrote:How many red cards will he get?
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What profit on Tarky? Have I missed something?Hibsclaret wrote:I’m gonna stick my neck out and say less than 5.
At least this thread gives another opportunity for digs at the few players that have not hit the mark. I would rather they didn’t play if the boss thinks they are not up to it....It’s not as if the profit on one player (Tarky, for example) hasn’t paid for those 3 duds that you mention.....
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Re: Andy Carroll
Almiron is absolute dog turd!!!! A striker that doesnt score goals. Well he does in that joke of a league MLS where Wright-Phillips bangs them in for funCharlieinNewMexico wrote:Carroll and Almiron together if they stay fit is a tad frightening tbh
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Re: Andy Carroll
You're basing that off 10 games? In a new league, in a new country, in a new continent? 10 games.Cleveleys_claret wrote:Almiron is absolute dog turd!!!! A striker that doesnt score goals. Well he does in that joke of a league MLS where Wright-Phillips bangs them in for fun
You're a joke.
Re: Andy Carroll
I feel VAR will not do him any favours, red cards and goals chalked off could be a theme.
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Re: Andy Carroll
What manager in his right mind would sign someone with his injury record.
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Re: Andy Carroll
He was free wasn’t he? Hardly a risk.South West Claret. wrote:What manager in his right mind would sign someone with his injury record.
As for Newcastle, I think they’ll do okay. The players won’t have to put up with their manager constantly telling the world how he needs money to replace them and actually smiling now and again.
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Re: Andy Carroll
He is an absolutely horrible, horrible footballer.
Glad he's not here.
Glad he's not here.
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Re: Andy Carroll
Now he’s back in the NE we’ll see a different donkey. He wants to be at Newcastle being a hero.... moves were just for money.
... or he really is a crock who is laughing that life is such a doddle.
... or he really is a crock who is laughing that life is such a doddle.
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Re: Andy Carroll
Sh!thouse
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Re: Andy Carroll
I have a feeling he’ll be good there.
No doubt how good he was first time round, all comes down to his fitness (dodgy heels I think is his biggest issue?).
No doubt how good he was first time round, all comes down to his fitness (dodgy heels I think is his biggest issue?).
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Re: Andy Carroll
Does his signing mean we can label Newcastle a long ball team now
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Re: Andy Carroll
dodgy elbows more like!jedi_master wrote:I have a feeling he’ll be good there.
No doubt how good he was first time round, all comes down to his fitness (dodgy heels I think is his biggest issue?).
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Re: Andy Carroll
Andy Carroll is a great footballer if he could just stay fit, he is a centre halfs nightmare.
Big strong lad who puts himself about and a right handful at set pieces
Big strong lad who puts himself about and a right handful at set pieces
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Re: Andy Carroll
Falls off more bar stools in casinos than games (of football) he plays!
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Re: Andy Carroll
Ripping the league a new one is Almiron!!!!!CharlieinNewMexico wrote:You're basing that off 10 games? In a new league, in a new country, in a new continent? 10 games.
You're a joke.
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Re: Andy Carroll
oooooooo 2 games!!
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Plus the 10 last year.CharlieinNewMexico wrote:oooooooo 2 games!!
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Re: Andy Carroll
The first 2 of which were sub cameos and the last 1 playing injured. For Newcastle. Who never create anything.
But hey. If you want to carry on sounding like An Idiot Abroad feel free you're doing a fantastic job
But hey. If you want to carry on sounding like An Idiot Abroad feel free you're doing a fantastic job
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Re: Andy Carroll
Another month....another 0 goals. Setting the league on fire with his missed chances, todays was a sitter.CharlieinNewMexico wrote:The first 2 of which were sub cameos and the last 1 playing injured. For Newcastle. Who never create anything.
But hey. If you want to carry on sounding like An Idiot Abroad feel free you're doing a fantastic job
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Re: Andy Carroll
Today's *Cleveleys_claret wrote:Another month....another 0 goals. Setting the league on fire with his missed chances, todays was a sitter.
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Re: Andy Carroll
You know you’ve lost an argument when you start picking on grammar
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Re: Andy Carroll
Having a fit Saint maxim should make a difference. He has moves.
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Re: Andy Carroll
Burnley1989 wrote:You know you’ve lost an argument when you start picking on grammar
Full stop.
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Re: Andy Carroll
Neck not stuck very far out there thenDevils_Advocate wrote:Im gonna stick my neck out and predict he makes more league starts this season for Newcastle than Walters, Wells and Vydra have done for Burnley combined
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Looked deadly againCleveleys_claret wrote:Another month....another 0 goals. Setting the league on fire with his missed chances, todays was a sitter.
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Re: Andy Carroll
Ruthless in front of goal ha haArcher wrote:Looked deadly again
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Re: Andy Carroll
Must have borrowed Harry Potter's invisibility cloak!! At least he wasn't sent off, so a kind of progress I suppose.
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Re: Andy Carroll
Greatest ever wage stealer .Andy is a true football legend
Re Almiron did he get his brows done my some Scouse makeup girl with a board marker
Re Almiron did he get his brows done my some Scouse makeup girl with a board marker
Re: Andy Carroll
Deadly
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Re: Andy Carroll
Frightening for who the Geordies,they're definitely not scaring opposition defenders,not a goal or even an assist between them this season.CharlieinNewMexico wrote:Carroll and Almiron together if they stay fit is a tad frightening tbh
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Re: Andy Carroll
Over rated donkey.
Just once he's scored double figures in a PL season, but for all the hype you'd think it was a regular occurrence.
Just once he's scored double figures in a PL season, but for all the hype you'd think it was a regular occurrence.
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Re: Andy Carroll
Yes i noted his stats earlier,Wood and Barnes both easily outstrip his goals tally,on a goals per game basis,and they've proven for a few seasons now that they're capable PL strikers.Added to this he's a constant sicknote,who struggles to complete 90 minutes these days.GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Over rated donkey.
Just once he's scored double figures in a PL season, but for all the hype you'd think it was a regular occurrence.
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Re: Andy Carroll
Both goals the other day were started by Almiron.
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Re: Andy Carroll
Given he hasn't scored for over a year, you could say he started something he couldn't finish!CharlieinNewMexico wrote:Both goals the other day were started by Almiron.
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Re: Andy Carroll
He's not bloody Morrisseymickleoverclaret wrote:Given he hasn't scored for over a year, you could say he started something he couldn't finish!