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Andy Carroll

Post by MT03ALG » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:37 am

Andy Carroll looking forward to resuming his 'career' at Newcastle United !! How many games will he play during the season ? My guess is not more than 10 given his average number of appearances in the last 18 seasons of 14.5....

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by fidelcastro » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:47 am

They have a manager who knows what he's doing! ;)

I'm surprised Carroll passed the medical tbh! :shock:
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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by IanMcL » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:03 am

It's the club that fits. He will storm the prem, next season. He is their Joey Barton.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:23 am

Carroll and Almiron together if they stay fit is a tad frightening tbh

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Devils_Advocate » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:52 am

Im gonna stick my neck out and predict he makes more league starts this season for Newcastle than Walters, Wells and Vydra have done for Burnley combined
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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by tarkys_ears » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:59 am

Pay as you play apparently.

He'll be fit as a fiddle.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Buxtonclaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:01 am

How many red cards will he get?

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by AlargeClaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:15 am

A poor mans Juke

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Hibsclaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:19 am

Devils_Advocate wrote:Im gonna stick my neck out and predict he makes more league starts this season for Newcastle than Walters, Wells and Vydra have done for Burnley combined
I’m gonna stick my neck out and say less than 5.

At least this thread gives another opportunity for digs at the few players that have not hit the mark. I would rather they didn’t play if the boss thinks they are not up to it....It’s not as if the profit on one player (Tarky, for example) hasn’t paid for those 3 duds that you mention.....

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by simonclaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:12 am

Buxtonclaret wrote:How many red cards will he get?
0 to 1 at a guess

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Dyched » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:41 am

Hibsclaret wrote:I’m gonna stick my neck out and say less than 5.

At least this thread gives another opportunity for digs at the few players that have not hit the mark. I would rather they didn’t play if the boss thinks they are not up to it....It’s not as if the profit on one player (Tarky, for example) hasn’t paid for those 3 duds that you mention.....
What profit on Tarky? Have I missed something?

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Cleveleys_claret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:01 am

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:Carroll and Almiron together if they stay fit is a tad frightening tbh
Almiron is absolute dog turd!!!! A striker that doesnt score goals. Well he does in that joke of a league MLS where Wright-Phillips bangs them in for fun

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:14 pm

Cleveleys_claret wrote:Almiron is absolute dog turd!!!! A striker that doesnt score goals. Well he does in that joke of a league MLS where Wright-Phillips bangs them in for fun
You're basing that off 10 games? In a new league, in a new country, in a new continent? 10 games.

You're a joke.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by vinrogue » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:31 pm

I feel VAR will not do him any favours, red cards and goals chalked off could be a theme.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by South West Claret. » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:37 pm

What manager in his right mind would sign someone with his injury record.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Winstonswhite » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:51 pm

South West Claret. wrote:What manager in his right mind would sign someone with his injury record.
He was free wasn’t he? Hardly a risk.

As for Newcastle, I think they’ll do okay. The players won’t have to put up with their manager constantly telling the world how he needs money to replace them and actually smiling now and again.
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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by bobinho » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:56 pm

He is an absolutely horrible, horrible footballer.

Glad he's not here.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by elwaclaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:23 pm

Now he’s back in the NE we’ll see a different donkey. He wants to be at Newcastle being a hero.... moves were just for money.

... or he really is a crock who is laughing that life is such a doddle.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Adrianthepostman » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:18 am

Sh!thouse

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by jedi_master » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:28 am

I have a feeling he’ll be good there.

No doubt how good he was first time round, all comes down to his fitness (dodgy heels I think is his biggest issue?).

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Tricky Trevor » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:28 am

Taxi for Carroll.
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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by tiger76 » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:06 am

Does his signing mean we can label Newcastle a long ball team now ;)

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by claretblue » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:12 am

jedi_master wrote:I have a feeling he’ll be good there.

No doubt how good he was first time round, all comes down to his fitness (dodgy heels I think is his biggest issue?).
dodgy elbows more like! :?

:D
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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Top Claret » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:19 pm

Andy Carroll is a great footballer if he could just stay fit, he is a centre halfs nightmare.

Big strong lad who puts himself about and a right handful at set pieces

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by CleggHall » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:38 pm

Falls off more bar stools in casinos than games (of football) he plays! :D

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Cleveleys_claret » Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:28 pm

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:You're basing that off 10 games? In a new league, in a new country, in a new continent? 10 games.

You're a joke.
Ripping the league a new one is Almiron!!!!!

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:48 am

oooooooo 2 games!!

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Cleveleys_claret » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:10 am

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:oooooooo 2 games!!
Plus the 10 last year.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:15 am

The first 2 of which were sub cameos and the last 1 playing injured. For Newcastle. Who never create anything.

But hey. If you want to carry on sounding like An Idiot Abroad feel free you're doing a fantastic job

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Cleveleys_claret » Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:39 pm

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:The first 2 of which were sub cameos and the last 1 playing injured. For Newcastle. Who never create anything.

But hey. If you want to carry on sounding like An Idiot Abroad feel free you're doing a fantastic job
Another month....another 0 goals. Setting the league on fire with his missed chances, todays was a sitter.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Sun Sep 22, 2019 7:23 am

Cleveleys_claret wrote:Another month....another 0 goals. Setting the league on fire with his missed chances, todays was a sitter.
Today's *

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Burnley1989 » Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:01 am

You know you’ve lost an argument when you start picking on grammar
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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by timshorts » Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:39 am

Having a fit Saint maxim should make a difference. He has moves.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by evensteadiereddie » Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:29 am

Burnley1989 wrote:You know you’ve lost an argument when you start picking on grammar

Full stop. ;)
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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Cleveleys_claret » Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:39 am

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:Today's *
today's
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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by boatshed bill » Sun Sep 22, 2019 1:06 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote:Im gonna stick my neck out and predict he makes more league starts this season for Newcastle than Walters, Wells and Vydra have done for Burnley combined
Neck not stuck very far out there then :D

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Archer » Sun Sep 29, 2019 6:47 pm

Cleveleys_claret wrote:Another month....another 0 goals. Setting the league on fire with his missed chances, todays was a sitter.
Looked deadly again

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Cleveleys_claret » Sun Sep 29, 2019 6:55 pm

Archer wrote:Looked deadly again
Ruthless in front of goal ha ha

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Dark Cloud » Sun Sep 29, 2019 6:57 pm

Must have borrowed Harry Potter's invisibility cloak!! At least he wasn't sent off, so a kind of progress I suppose.
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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by IanMcL » Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:09 pm

His hair looked neat.
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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Woodleyclaret » Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:24 pm

Greatest ever wage stealer .Andy is a true football legend
Re Almiron did he get his brows done my some Scouse makeup girl with a board marker

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by Archer » Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:43 pm

Deadly

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by tiger76 » Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:56 am

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:Carroll and Almiron together if they stay fit is a tad frightening tbh
Frightening for who the Geordies,they're definitely not scaring opposition defenders,not a goal or even an assist between them this season. :lol:

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:10 am

Over rated donkey.

Just once he's scored double figures in a PL season, but for all the hype you'd think it was a regular occurrence.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by tiger76 » Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:43 am

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Over rated donkey.

Just once he's scored double figures in a PL season, but for all the hype you'd think it was a regular occurrence.
Yes i noted his stats earlier,Wood and Barnes both easily outstrip his goals tally,on a goals per game basis,and they've proven for a few seasons now that they're capable PL strikers.Added to this he's a constant sicknote,who struggles to complete 90 minutes these days.
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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:50 am

Both goals the other day were started by Almiron.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by mickleoverclaret » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:09 am

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:Both goals the other day were started by Almiron.
Given he hasn't scored for over a year, you could say he started something he couldn't finish!

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Re: Andy Carroll

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:15 am

mickleoverclaret wrote:Given he hasn't scored for over a year, you could say he started something he couldn't finish!
He's not bloody Morrissey ;)

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