Better than a lottery win

[Down_Rover]

Got a voucher for 25p off Twix at Co-op

It gets better. There are on offer at two for a pound, so will bag a pair for 75p

[Bosscat]

You better not be flashing your twixes at the turf tomorrow you will probably get mugged m8

[gawthorpe_view]

Got a voucher for 25p off Twix at Co-op

It gets better. There are on offer at two for a pound, so will bag a pair for 75p

Put them in separate pockets or better still, split them among your family in case you get mugged.

Can't be too careful in these austere times.

[FactualFrank]

Maybe that's why we won't be signing Bowen.

"Nothing in this game for two in a bed", could be taken as an insult against the Twix.

[Vintage Claret]

Be wary of an increase in Twix touts outside the ground tomorrow.

Anyone suspected of buying a Twix from a non authorized source may be refused entry

[Down_Rover]

Too late. Consumed!