The older I get, the more middle class i become.

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Re: The older I get, the more middle class i become.

Post by corporal jones » Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:13 pm

cricketfieldclarets wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:07 am
The only rule in the house. Eat together, at the table...
Respect
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Re: The older I get, the more middle class i become.

Post by BennyD » Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:30 pm

arise_sir_charge wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:07 am
I’ve ‘snobbed up’.

Since I voted Tory, I’ve noticed that I have started to get out of the bath to take a ****!
I do hope the missing word was p!ss! :shock:

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Re: The older I get, the more middle class i become.

Post by Bosscat » Sat Feb 08, 2020 8:32 pm

wilks_bfc wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 6:35 pm
That’s what naan bread is for :)
Nah I've seen the future..... I've tasted it.








Garlic Bread.

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Re: The older I get, the more middle class i become.

Post by Bosscat » Sat Feb 08, 2020 8:34 pm

BennyD wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:30 pm
I do hope the missing word was p!ss! :shock:
I hope the missing word was pooo :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The older I get, the more middle class i become.

Post by bfcjg » Sat Feb 08, 2020 8:46 pm

I no longer buy cheap multi packs of socks from George or Matalan.

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Re: The older I get, the more middle class i become.

Post by bfcmik » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:46 pm

Having been a member of the Labour Party since I was a teenager and having NEVER even considered voting Tory so I am still free to pick my nose, spit on the floor and scratch my nads when I want to.

I do find that the older I get the less sh*ts I have to give (not that I ever had many in the 1st place)

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Re: The older I get, the more middle class i become.

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:51 pm

BennyD wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:30 pm
I do hope the missing word was p!ss! :shock:
Never mind that, I want to know where he's taking it.

Most of us 'have' a Richard III or a slash, but I don't know any who 'take' it somewhere.

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Re: The older I get, the more middle class i become.

Post by Pimlico_Claret » Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:12 am

Bin Ont Turf wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 12:22 am
Talking of forks, how do some folk eat their dinner or tea whilst sat on the settee in front of the tele, with just a fork?

You need a knife you freaks.

Is the sitting at a dining table for meals like a human being for another thread? Or can I rant about that on here as well?

Broken Britain means folk not eating at a dining table and just using a fork to eat.
My girlfriend does this, I bought her a Knork (yes, Google it), it's like a knife, fork and spoon rolled into one. She said it was best Xmas present ever!

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Re: The older I get, the more middle class i become.

Post by Bosscat » Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:20 am

Pimlico_Claret wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:12 am
My girlfriend does this, I bought her a Knork (yes, Google it), it's like a knife, fork and spoon rolled into one. She said it was best Xmas present ever!
My wife has knorks I love them too ;)
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Re: The older I get, the more middle class i become.

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:22 am

Pimlico_Claret wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:12 am
She said it was best Xmas present ever!
She's definitely a keeper. :D
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Re: The older I get, the more middle class i become.

Post by LordBob » Sun Feb 09, 2020 12:47 pm

I've found the older I get the more chavvy I become, suits for weddings and funerals, lot of them as well, summer cut offs and a vest and pedal all day .... heaven!

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