Today .....

[Bosscat]

Had to call our Kitchen fitters back today for a minor problem in our new kitchen and it looked bleak. The dishwasher would not pump out.... heads scratched and chins rubbed. But the minor problem sorted and then the footy ready to go .... McKewans Champion ales and a Bacon Sarnie .

Thank you Ashley Barnes and Chris Wood and a f**king fantastic display from the other players in Claret and Blue .... Josh Benson unlucky to give away the penalty but justice served over the 95 minutes ... we were by far and away the better team in all areas


A very very proud Claret here in Long Preston tonight

[Steve1956]

Had to call our Kitchen fitters back today for a minor problem in our new kitchen and it looked bleak. The dishwasher would not pump out.... heads scratched and chins rubbed. But the minor problem sorted and then the footy ready to go .... McKewans Champion ales and a Bacon Sarnie .

Thank you Ashley Barnes and Chris Wood and a f**king fantastic display from the other players in Claret and Blue .... Josh Benson unlucky to give away the penalty but justice served over the 95 minutes ... we were by far and away the better team in all areas


A very very proud Claret here in Long Preston tonight

Which one of your SMART TV's, did you watch the game on ?

[Bosscat]

Which one of your SMART TV's, did you watch the game on ?

All 15 ... kept going from Room to room Steve

[Bosscat]

Which one of your SMART TV's, did you watch the game on ?

Knob !!!!!!

[Steve1956]

Knob !!!!!!

That isnt allowed take it back or i will report you. Sick of abuse

[bfcjg]

Cut to the chase man for heavens sake what was up with the dishwasher ?

[Bosscat]

Cut to the chase man for heavens sake what was up with the dishwasher ?

The plumber hadn't cut the end off the waste pipe under the sink so the dishwasher couldn't empty

[Bosscat]

That isnt allowed take it back or i will report you. Sick of abuse

Sorry Steve I love ya really

[HB Claret]

I found out that I need to have two knee replacements

[Steve1956]

The plumber hadn't cut the end off the waste pipe under the sink so the dishwasher couldn't empty

Hiring cowboys to save a few quid never really works

[Bigvince]

I’ve had my dishwashers for 35 years!

And she’s never let me down

[bfcjg]

The plumber hadn't cut the end off the waste pipe under the sink so the dishwasher couldn't empty

I can now enjoy Burnley's victory.

[Whitgord]

When I lived in Long Preston we had a sink for washing up and a tub for washing clothes. It has obviously moved on in the nearly sixty years since

[Bosscat]

When I lived in Long Preston we had a sink for washing up and a tub for washing clothes. It has obviously moved on in the nearly sixty years since

Coatsy (Paul) says hi Gord he is now back living in his Mum and Dads old house on Greengates Lane ... and they have changed in the last 60 years inside anyway

[Bosscat]

Hiring cowboys to save a few quid never really works

Sorted Stevie its a feckin crackin job

[Stalbansclaret]

I found out that I need to have two knee replacements

Good luck with those ...you should till be Ok to get a game in Leeds defence afterwards.

[beddie]

I found out that I need to have two knee replacements

HB you'll be a new person after the op. Good luck with it.

[IWOODLOVETT]

Try Petmart in Burnley Market - you might be able to get two ape knees for a penny.
Boom, Boom (an early Christmas cracker joke and I’m here all week).

[rufus lumley]

Plumber forgets to cut hole in pipe story this one could run and run.