Your advice to Alan Pace...
Your advice to Alan Pace...
1. In order to reduce the average age of our first team squad ALL new signings must be below the age of 29
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
2- don't pay attention to this place.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Stay indoors. Get your shopping delivered. Check out the BBC iPlayer...Spiral is really good.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Research the phrases....Champagne tastes on beer money, eaten bread is soon forgotten and you can’t please all of the people all of the time.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Appoint Mala591 as your SpAD (special advisor)
Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Simple :-
Buy a right-sided wide receiver & a quarter back quickly.
Buy a right-sided wide receiver & a quarter back quickly.
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1. Offer direct debits for St's next season.
2. If ticket prices must increase make it a small one.
3. Get the club website made fit for purpose.
4. Communicate/meet with our fans and listen to them.
5. Don't spend any cash on increasing the ground capacity.
2. If ticket prices must increase make it a small one.
3. Get the club website made fit for purpose.
4. Communicate/meet with our fans and listen to them.
5. Don't spend any cash on increasing the ground capacity.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Don’t sign anybody and keep season ticket prices the same
Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Don't wipe your arse with broken glass
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Get rid of Dyche and his horrible anti footballing philosophy
Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Attract investment to allow Sean Dyche to sign one £25 million ‘quality range’ player every year for the next 3 years
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Speak to Stan Ternent before telling anyone about who you plan to sign.
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Moorhouse's Blonde Witch and a Haffner's pie.
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And get relegated...?Right_winger wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:18 amGet rid of Dyche and his horrible anti footballing philosophy
Sean Dyche is the reason we are where we are. My advice is go with whatever Sean suggests and do all you can to back him. He's done a brilliant job with shocking tools at his disposal, now let's see what he can do with a bit of cash to spend.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Good advice and mine would be the same but, who says we would be relegated?claretlegend wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:22 amAnd get relegated...?
Sean Dyche is the reason we are where we are. My advice is go with whatever Sean suggests and do all you can to back him. He's done a brilliant job with shocking tools at his disposal, now let's see what he can do with a bit of cash to spend.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Don't sell the ground.
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If you're reading this Alan and on a PC / Laptop, you can use the inbuilt "Talk Sense Ometer".
Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.
It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.
Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.
It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Keep out of the Miners.....its a Gathering place for Death and Funerals.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Byrne's is much better than Whalley Wine Shop
Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Replace Hollands pies with Haffners pies
Replace Thwaites bitter with Hen Harrier bitter
Replace Thwaites bitter with Hen Harrier bitter
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Beware of anyone claiming to be "in the know"...
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Sell up to the Egyptian.
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You can’t polish a turd !
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Never shove your granny when she’s shaving
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Beware of Greeks bearing gifts
Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Stay indoors, stay safe, look after yourself and your family. Football can wait.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Install quick pour/multi-pour beer stations. You end up missing 10 minutes of the game to have a cheeky beer at half time.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
sign up to the charter that you will pay your employees the living wage
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Don't mess us about and/or take liberties and you will be fine.
Oh, and dont make wild promises that you can't adhere to.
Good luck with it all.
Oh, and dont make wild promises that you can't adhere to.
Good luck with it all.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
It is nearly 2 weeks until the transfer window closes. Your publicity and media teams should begin Operation Manage Fan's Expectations imminently.
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Invest in Twix stock.
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Don't accept that a few cry arses on here and twitter represent the majority of the fan base
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Never post about the price of Twix ![💤](//twemoji.maxcdn.com/2/svg/1f4a4.svg)
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
I think the Americans will expect you to tip the bar staff a dollar for every drink to boost their wage, rather than pay the living wage.Chester Perry wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:32 pmsign up to the charter that you will pay your employees the living wage
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Are you posting about the price of Twix's again Vince?
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
I never thought of that - logged on just to check 33.82%dandeclaret wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:35 amIf you're reading this Alan and on a PC / Laptop, you can use the inbuilt "Talk Sense Ometer".
Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.
It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.
I've Decided that anything over 50% you're a Happy Clapper
Less than 25% you're a moaner
Somewhere in the shall we say 33.67% you're a well reasoned individual
Oh look if nobody likes this post I've calculated I'll be at 33.67%
Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Please sort the facilities and drainage in and outside of the CFS
Buy the cricket club
Change products and suppliers for the refreshment kiosks
Buy the cricket club
Change products and suppliers for the refreshment kiosks
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Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
It’s “The Turf”!.......not just “Turf”.
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Nobody likes posts anymore now the button has been hidden away.dandeclaret wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:35 amIf you're reading this Alan and on a PC / Laptop, you can use the inbuilt "Talk Sense Ometer".
Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.
It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.
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Jakubclaret has an unsurprisingly low Talk Sense Ometer rating of 12%.dandeclaret wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:35 amIf you're reading this Alan and on a PC / Laptop, you can use the inbuilt "Talk Sense Ometer".
Simply look at the right of posts, and you'll see the posters number of posts, and the number of times they have been liked. EG, Claretlegend, 86 likes / 198 posts for a very healthy Talk Sense Ometer rating of 43%, whereas Right Winger has 462 likes from 1978 posts, a score of 23%. It's a great way of filtering posters quite quickly - those in the 20% range.... well.... your AI tools would eliminate them straight away.
It's the modern day equivalent of Eli's post it notes.
Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
If there are any unsold home seats 2 hours before a home match kickoff then sell them off cheap for £10-20
They can be known as ‘cheap seats’![🙂](//twemoji.maxcdn.com/2/svg/1f642.svg)
They can be known as ‘cheap seats’
Re: Your advice to Alan Pace...
Don't listen to anybody who wants rid of Sean Dyche unless you want to visit the Championship.
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