UPDATE - COUNT NOW IN : Branston Baked Beans 410g

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UPDATE - COUNT NOW IN : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by tarkys_ears » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:19 pm

Sorry it's a bit boring but I've just seen the call for help.

Today's food count is the BEST BEAN currently on the UK market. All you Blue label lot can do one and those of you eating 8p beans under the flag of a Supermarket own brand don't know what you're missing.

I present to you the honourable Branston Baked Beans in a rich and tasty tomato sauce

Count shall be active from now until 1pm tomorrow, as usual I'll be wanting the number of little beanlets and the total amount of jews in Ml.

Entry closes at 1pm tomorrow

Best of luck to you all

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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by Redbeard » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:34 pm

Drainage will be a nightmare with that commodity, Tarkys.

You may have to employ the Added Water method.

May the ethereals be with you! 8-)


217 in 127.

UTC!! :D
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by bodge » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:37 pm

Without doubt the premier baked beans tin.

247 in 96ml of jooose.
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by Bosscat » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:38 pm

424 in 185mls of tomatoey bean slop
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by Eloise Laws » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:40 pm

The best baked beans in the land

337 beans
95 thick juicy juice

3 points to the Mighty Clarets
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:45 pm

Thanks for the count, tarky. As a tight arse I’ll stick to 8p beans with home added ketchup.

350beanz in 80ml gloop.
UTC
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:52 pm

385 beans
75 mls of plop
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by longsidepies » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:53 pm

Bloomin' Beautiful Baked Beans
444 Beans
75ml juice
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by tiger76 » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:54 pm

Cheers for stepping up tarky.

280 beans.
90 ml juice.
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by wilks_bfc » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:54 pm

They are the beans of choice in the Wilks household (I just wish I’d have counted one of my previous tins now)

221 beans
122mls
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by Redbeard » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:01 pm

Sorry, Tarks.
I was so concerned firstly about the lack of volunteers and then as to the inadvisable type of commodity that I failed to appreciate the tin's 410 as opposed to 400g contents.
Please therefore accept an amended Estimate of 317 in 137.
COYC!! :D
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:14 pm

Thanks Tarkys Ears

Cometh the hour...

360 beans in 70mls gloop

Drainage may have to start yesterday ;)
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by tarkys_ears » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:17 pm

RalphCoatesComb wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:14 pm
Thanks Tarkys Ears

Cometh the hour...

360 beans in 70mls gloop

Drainage may have to start yesterday ;)
Geuinely thinking about an overnight drainage
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by tarkys_ears » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:18 pm

longsidepies wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:53 pm
Bloomin' Beautiful Baked Beans
444 Beans
75ml juice
Amend the juice pls

Don't want any sharing today

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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by Zlatan » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:34 pm

Mr Ears... fantastic for you to step up, top Claret.

391 fart producing produce
139 ml of jooose
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by green_parrot » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:53 pm

408 beans
84ml juice
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Post by bfcjg » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:57 pm

399 beans 77ml of jooose UTC.
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by djemba-djemba » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:58 pm

308 beans
88 juice
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by longsidepies » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:04 pm

tarkys_ears wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:18 pm
Amend the juice pls

Don't want any sharing today

ooops, what a dolt I am!

83ml of juice
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by gawthorpe_view » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:07 pm

227 farters

and

47 MLS of Jooooosay.

Three points for sure on the morrow.
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by tarkys_ears » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:13 pm

To say this isn't going to go well is un understatement!

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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by Longsider » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:27 pm

Go big or go home.
501 Trump bullets
137 ml bean syrup

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Post by gawthorpe_view » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:29 pm

Best beans ever.

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Post by cricketfield73 » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:52 pm

421 beans
64ml juice
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by tarkys_ears » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:14 pm

Longsider wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:27 pm
Go big or go home.
501 Trump bullets
137 ml bean syrup
137ml taken.

Choose another please

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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by jdrobbo » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:16 pm

446 beans
80ml jus du bean

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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by tarkys_ears » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:20 pm

jdrobbo wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:16 pm
446 beans
80ml jus du bean
80 taken

choose another ml pls

77mls

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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by gsyclaret » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:24 pm

360 beany things
88 jooooosy stuff

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Post by tarkys_ears » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:43 pm

gsyclaret wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:24 pm
360 beany things
88 jooooosy stuff
360 taken

please submit another bean count

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Post by Brucefanclaret » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:47 pm

Thanks, tarky's_ears

377 beanz in 97 ml of joose

Can we win? Yes, we can!
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:49 pm

tarkys_ears wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:20 pm
80 taken
choose another ml pls
It is permissible to have shared guesstimates and share the points, tarky.

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Post by gsyclaret » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:52 pm

ok 395 beanz
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Post by djemba-djemba » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:56 pm

tarkys_ears wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:43 pm
360 taken

please submit another bean count
88 juice is also taken. Make this fool change that as well.

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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by tarkys_ears » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:03 pm

djemba-djemba wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:56 pm
88 juice is also taken. Make this fool change that as well.
:D :D :D

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Post by tarkys_ears » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:04 pm

gsyclaret wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:52 pm
ok 395 beanz
Apologies didn't see on my spreadsheet but 88 is taken too

Please re do the jews!

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Post by tarkys_ears » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:05 pm

huw.Y.WattfromWare wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:49 pm
It is permissible to have shared guesstimates and share the points, tarky.
Not in my house it ain't
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by Nonayforever » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:14 pm

Cheers Tarkys.

My guess is 295 Branston beans wallowing in 120 mls bean juice.
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by Longsider » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:41 pm

tarkys_ears wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:14 pm
137ml taken.

Choose another please
138ml
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Post by gsyclaret » Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:40 pm

tarkys_ears wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:04 pm
Apologies didn't see on my spreadsheet but 88 is taken too

Please re do the jews!
ok 98
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Post by Cabbage » Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:10 pm

465 beans
79 ml sauce

UTC!
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Post by claretdavid » Sun Feb 28, 2021 12:34 am

224 baked beans
76ml juice
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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by HunterST_BFC » Sun Feb 28, 2021 1:11 am

423 soft pellets
123 gloooooopse

+ one on either way if that helps? / boo if not allowed - just trying to help.

Well done Tarks for taking this on.

0-0 until on 14 minutes.
Massive fight
Spurs down to 9
Clarets down to 10.
Then...
Dyche to stands / Moanio to hospital following half time tunnel handbags.

Mumbongo winner minute 87.

0-1

World celebrates the power of bean's
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Post by Rowls » Sun Feb 28, 2021 1:20 am

333 beans
95ml of juuuuiiiiicce

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Post by Zooniverser » Sun Feb 28, 2021 1:42 am

326 beans
99ml joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose
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Post by Longsidebovril » Sun Feb 28, 2021 7:21 am

456 Burnley Beans
135 ml of Joo
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Post by MDWat » Sun Feb 28, 2021 7:41 am

366 bnz
104 js
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Post by africlaret » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:36 am

363 bouncing boontjies
137 mls of Spurs blood

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Re: Emergency food count : Branston Baked Beans 410g

Post by Redbeard » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:15 am

Africlaret, I have 137 for jooose.

According to the Rules you may therefore amend your Estimate, though as Huw has pointed out you do NOT have to.

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Post by Redbeard » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:17 am

And Tarks - how did the overnight Drainage go? :D

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Post by huw.Y.WattfromWare » Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:21 am

Redbeard wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 9:17 am
And Tarks - how did the overnight Drainage go? :D
1ml?

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