I'm happy today because ....
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I'm happy today because ....
I found the wife's G spot ......her sister had it
why are you happy today ?
why are you happy today ?
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Conjoined?
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Re: I'm happy today because ....
Because I also found the missus’ g spot.
Turns out Mrs Smudge had it
Turns out Mrs Smudge had it
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bfccrazy wrote:Because I also found the missus’ g spot.
Turns out Mrs Smudge had it
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After years of being scared of everything Smudge finally brings some humour. Proud of him.
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Is the G spot one up from the G tech ?
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I no longer hold my farts in, because they used to travel up my spine to my brain and gave me shitty ideas.
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The g spot is at the end of the word shopping.
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It's at the end of the G string isn't it ?
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Because I'm going on a date tomorrow lunchtime, exciting times for a 66 year old, don't you know.
Wish me luck.
Wish me luck.
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Good luck!Funkydrummer wrote:Because I'm going on a date tomorrow lunchtime, exciting times for a 66 year old, don't you know.
Wish me luck.
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I'm happy because wife and kids are.
Simple pleasures and all that
Simple pleasures and all that
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Cheers BOF - depending how it goes, I'll let you know what happens (to a degree !!)box_of_frogs wrote:Good luck!
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Your only after her pensionFunkydrummer wrote:Because I'm going on a date tomorrow lunchtime, exciting times for a 66 year old, don't you know.
Wish me luck.
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Especially as my ex walked off with a third of mine !!! Not that I'm bittertim_noone wrote:Your only after her pension
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A third ? don't let impotent squirtle find out or he will start a petition to up it to halfFunkydrummer wrote:Especially as my ex walked off with a third of mine !!! Not that I'm bitter
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As long as no-one goes looking for g-minor.Funkydrummer wrote:It's at the end of the G string isn't it ?
Oh my goodness.....what did he just say?????
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There's something very mysterious yet intriguing about a woman's G Spot. I just can't put my finger on it.
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FactualFrank wrote:There's something very mysterious yet intriguing about a woman's G Spot. I just can't put my finger on it.
I don't think such a place exists. It's like Atlantis or Gondwanaland - may have existed at some point but is now lost forever. Anyway don't worry about it, apparently women aren't supposed to enjoy sex are they?
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Gee .... this thread gets worserer and worserer
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. . . . . . . my date at lunchtime went brilliantly - it must have done because she wants to see me again and arrangements have been made
So glad I'm not non-binary !!!!
Or should that be, So glad I'm binary ?
Haven't a clue what that's all about tbh
So glad I'm not non-binary !!!!
Or should that be, So glad I'm binary ?
Haven't a clue what that's all about tbh
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