If you could rid the World

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If you could rid the World

Postby conyoviejo » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:26 pm

Of one thing,what would it be ?

Piers Morgan.. :D

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby South West Claret. » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:29 pm

conyoviejo wrote:Of one thing,what would it be ?

Piers Morgan.. :D


Can’t argue with that, another one? The bloke who rabbits on about the Championship games on R5/BBC can’t remember the irritating Pratt’s name.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Rick_Muller » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:30 pm

South West Claret. wrote:Can’t argue with that, another one? The bloke who rabbits on about the Championship games on R5/BBC can’t remember the irritating Pratt’s name.

Is he called Phlegm or something like that...?

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby jdrobbo » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:30 pm

Celery!

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Barry_Chuckle » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:31 pm

Corbyn
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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby South West Claret. » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:32 pm

Rick_Muller wrote:Is he called Phlegm or something like that...?


Sounds familiar ;)
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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Middle-agedClaret » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:34 pm

People who say “Aay”because they are too dumb or lazy to say “Pardon”, or “Sorry”, or similar.
Or Fearne Cotton

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby dougcollins » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:42 pm

You say 'Fearne Cotton' when you can't hear something properly?
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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Middle-agedClaret » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:43 pm

Pardon?

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Bosscat » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:47 pm

dougcollins wrote:You say 'Fearne Cotton' when you can't hear something properly?

Aay you could
Middle-agedClaret wrote:People who say “Aay”because they are too dumb or lazy to say “Pardon”, or “Sorry”, or similar.
Or Fearne Cotton


Aaay you could ;)

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby bfcmik » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:49 pm

Going beyond the frivolous replies above, I would get rid of child suffering across the globe.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Lord Beamish » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:54 pm

‘Love Shack’ by the B52s.
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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby evensteadiereddie » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:04 pm

Nowt wrong with Fearne Cotton - gloriously filthy, I suspect.
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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Quickenthetempo » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:08 pm

Remainers

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Bosscat » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:09 pm

All I want for Christmas is You - Maria Carey
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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby South West Claret. » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:10 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:Remainers


Oi watch it squire :lol:
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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Clarets4me » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:16 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote:Nowt wrong with Fearne Cotton - gloriously filthy, I suspect.


I understand that to be the case, but she does have a habit of shouting " Wakey ! Wakey ! ", at an annoyingly high volume at an ungodly hour in the morning !!

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Clarets4me » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:28 pm

Serious answer ...... Cancer, in all its forms !

Non serious answer ....... 5Live presenter, Nihal Arthanayake, who's trying to turn the station into a cross between the Guardian and Radio 1, the absolute epitomy of smug, metropolitan elite ...
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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Tricky Trevor » Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:03 pm

Indiscriminate illness of any sort and the child suffering, mentioned earlier.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Corky » Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:16 pm

Religion.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby thatdberight » Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:23 pm

Clarets4me wrote:5Live presenter, Nihal Arthanayake ...


Putting his politics aside, in the same way some are said to have a "face for radio", he has a voice for newspapers.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby dermotdermot » Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:29 pm

Barry_Chuckle wrote:Corbyn


I’ll second that.
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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby dermotdermot » Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:29 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:Remainers


Leavers.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby dermotdermot » Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:30 pm

Dawn Butler.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby karatekid » Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:31 pm

Capitalism

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby ElectroClaret » Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:42 pm

The Venkys.

Then sit back and watch the fun down the motorway. :mrgreen:

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby GodIsADeeJay81 » Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:58 pm

Debt, every single penny of it for every country and person in the world.

It would then be interesting to watch the world develop without it being hindered by current debt levels.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Taffy on the wing » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:00 am

Donald Trump would be a good start!
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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby GodIsADeeJay81 » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:14 am

Taffy on the wing wrote:Donald Trump would be a good start!


Wouldn't make much difference to the world

The Americans would still shoot each other, start wars with whoever they choose and try to dictate to the world.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Funkydrummer » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:21 am

Crap websites and links to and from websites that don't work.

Does my head in.

As well as all suffering, pain and disease in the world.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Vegas Claret » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:25 am

money

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby tybfc » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:34 am

All the pain and suffering in the world both physically and mentally.

And Wolves of 3 points on Saturday.
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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby IanMcL » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:54 am

Tories
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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Damo » Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:00 am

Hangovers

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby gandhisflipflop » Thu Mar 28, 2019 5:35 am

1. The arrogant self righteous left.
2. Social media.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Ptangyangkipperbang » Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:46 am

Drug dealers

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Quickenthetempo » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:15 am

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Debt, every single penny of it for every country and person in the world.

It would then be interesting to watch the world develop without it being hindered by current debt levels.

They would reintroduce it as soon as possible.

It's the biggest control government has.

Get you debted up so you work 7 days a week paying more tax.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby GodIsADeeJay81 » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:04 am

Quickenthetempo wrote:They would reintroduce it as soon as possible.

It's the biggest control government has.

Get you debted up so you work 7 days a week paying more tax.


Probably, but it would give various countries a chance to try and drag themselves up instead of continuously paying debts back to the richer and better do countries.

It's crippling places that can't improve themselves.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Quickenthetempo » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:18 am

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Probably, but it would give various countries a chance to try and drag themselves up instead of continuously paying debts back to the richer and better do countries.

It's crippling places that can't improve themselves.

I agree.

Africa receives 90 billion in aid for 100 billion to be taken in debts every year.

If the debts were all quashed wars would start again and things like the British empire would start back up.

Greed is massive in humans.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby GodIsADeeJay81 » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:49 am

I don't know if the empire would fire itself up again tbh.

I'd like to thing we've moved on from that guff now.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby tiger76 » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:59 am

PPI advertisements.

Gary Lineker

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby LoveCurryPies » Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:23 am

Humans. Seriously. Can you imagine how beautiful this planet would be without people?

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Hipper » Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:30 am

LoveCurryPies wrote:Humans. Seriously. Can you imagine how beautiful this planet would be without people?


I'd remove 5 billion of them, but not me of course.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:32 am

Lemon meringue

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby RalphCoatesComb » Thu Mar 28, 2019 11:50 am

Corky wrote:Religion.


I'm with you.

Too many lives are lost, or ruined, by this insidious mind-f**k !

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby bfcmik » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:02 pm

Hipper wrote:I'd remove 5 billion of them, but not me of course.

That would take us back to 2 billion people worldwide which was the world population in 1800.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby bfcjg » Thu Mar 28, 2019 12:39 pm

Serious Arthritis
Not serious BRFC

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Imploding Turtle » Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:58 pm

Foreigners.

Eventually we'll be a mature enough species to not be so concerned about territory and accept that we don't need to be divided into nationalities of people. It won't happen soon, but it'd be nice if it did.

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Imploding Turtle » Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:59 pm

bfcmik wrote:That would take us back to 2 billion people worldwide which was the world population in 1800.


1 billion in 1800

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Re: If you could rid the World

Postby Bosscat » Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:11 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:1 billion in 1800

Who's counting :lol:


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