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What do you do for work?

Postby DustyBawls » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:46 pm

What do you do for work?

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Barry_Chuckle » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:52 pm

Don't tell me......... You work for Inland Revenue ;)
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Rowls » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:54 pm

Work in a bar in the south of France.

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby whiffa » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:58 pm

High Class Escort

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Foshiznik » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:00 pm

Low Class Cortina.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby ZizkovClaret » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:01 pm

Technical writer for a multinational tech firm

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Vino blanco » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:05 pm

Retired company chairman, living on the Costa del Sol in Spain. You can't beat it!

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Lancasterclaret » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:05 pm

George Soros funded agent provocateur
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby FactualFrank » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:07 pm

Marketing - that should be enough to send people to sleep. If you're still awake, involved in Internet marketing - built a social media following of 2 million people. Short story... semi-retired.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby pushpinpussy » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:11 pm

Im a hotel waiter. I know its not the best job in the world but It puts food on the table.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Selby Claret » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:16 pm

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby GodIsADeeJay81 » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:23 pm

Pure and utter gobshite on the internet according to my last review on here.

Rest of the time I play with cars.

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby spadesclaret » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:25 pm

Draw my pension.

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby DustyBawls » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:32 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Marketing - that should be enough to send people to sleep. If you're still awake, involved in Internet marketing - built a social media following of 2 million people. Short story... semi-retired.


2 million!? :o

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby FactualFrank » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:56 pm

DustyBawls wrote:2 million!? :o


Yup. I worked in a factory when I was 19 during the college years and promised myself I'd never do it again. That was enough to scare the Bejesus out of doing something like that for a living.

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Longside4evr » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:08 pm

Was a Carpenter had my own business and employed now I am struck down with terminal cancer and would do anything to work again.
I cant understand anybody who doesn't want to work this to much time on your own doing nowt is the pits
If only I could load that van up do a weeks graft i'd bite your hand off
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Croydon Claret » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:09 pm

I work in a mattress factory. It's not great but I'll always have something to fall back on
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Claretpants » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:11 pm

Longside4evr wrote:Was a Carpenter had my own business and employed now I am struck down with terminal cancer and would do anything to work again.
I cant understand anybody who doesn't want to work this to much time on your own doing nowt is the pits
If only I could load that van up do a weeks graft i'd bite your hand off


That's terrible all the best pal
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby FactualFrank » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:13 pm

Croydon Claret wrote:I work in a mattress factory. It's not great but I'll always have something to fall back on


I climbed into bed and heard the mattress say 'Ohh big boy, slide in here and I'll keep you warm'.

It was a camp bed.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby FactualFrank » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:15 pm

Longside4evr wrote:Was a Carpenter had my own business and employed now I am struck down with terminal cancer and would do anything to work again.
I cant understand anybody who doesn't want to work this to much time on your own doing nowt is the pits
If only I could load that van up do a weeks graft i'd bite your hand off


If I'm being too nosy, just ignore this comment. Have they told you how long you have left and have you put your name down for any trials going? People have been told they have months and lasted years, so don't take what they say as gospel.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby BigF » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:15 pm

I work at the Houses of Parliament, (not a politician in any way).

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Tricky Trevor » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:27 pm

Longside4evr wrote:I cant understand anybody who doesn't want to work this to much time on your own doing nowt is the pits

First off deepest sympathy for your situation and pray your terminal diagnosis is an error.
I retired at 50 because neither of my grandfathers or my dad got past 70. I decided I didn’t want to work until 65 and then maybe get 5 years. Best decision I ever made. Wake up every morning a free man and I’m never bored.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby theroyaldyche » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:29 pm

Mobile specialist

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby avalondreamer » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:54 pm

I am an ex-Daily Express/Daily Star compositor from Fleet Street.

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Bosscat » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:59 pm

Postman... the pays not brilliant but it keeps me off the Streets
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby SussexDon1inIreland » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:06 pm

Aircraft Leasing

Would gladly however polish Sean Dyche's shoes


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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Bosscat » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:06 pm

Tricky Trevor wrote:First off deepest sympathy for your situation and pray your terminal diagnosis is an error.
I retired at 50 because neither of my grandfathers or my dad got past 70. I decided I didn’t want to work until 65 and then maybe get 5 years. Best decision I ever made. Wake up every morning a free man and I’m never bored.

My Dad was 69 when he passed away
2nd Eldest Brother only 57 when the big C got him.

That prompted one brother to retire at 55 and I finished at 58...
Loving it .. 3 years and 1 week ago sold the business and retired... and now its make a brew at 8.30am and back to bed with the paper, Gardening and DIY stuff during the day along with planning holidays etc.

I love it, I know exactly what you mean ... I never get bored as there is slways something to do and if not theres always "Homes under the Hammer" on the box ;)

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby FactualFrank » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:07 pm

Bosscat wrote:Postman... the pays not brilliant but it keeps me off the Streets


I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more. My naked body or the fact I knew where he lived.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Bosscat » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:09 pm

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Pure and utter gobshite on the internet according to my last review on here.

Rest of the time I play with cars.

Dinky or Corgi ;)

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Longsidelenny » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:11 pm

Male model not worked for 11 years don’t know why

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby ZizkovClaret » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:20 pm

Longsidelenny wrote:Male model not worked for 11 years don’t know why


Sorry for taking all your work pal :lol:

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Foshiznik » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:25 pm

I worked as a bank teller, but I was fired as i started losing interest.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby South West Claret. » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:39 pm

I'm not old enough to start work yet that's why I get so much time to post on here..
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Bosscat » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:42 pm

I once worked as a Street Sweeper in Cul-de-Sacs...
Had to give it up ... Was a dead end job

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby HB Claret » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:48 pm

Worked as an accountant for 28 years and 12 years ago gave it up to became a self employed foreign student organiser. Best move I ever made as we work 24/7 for 9 months of the year then have 3 months off !! Also do bookkeeping for a student hotel in Hastings and do tours of Whitstable for those groups that want to book me.

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby arise_sir_charge » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:51 pm

Till about 4 hours ago, I ran an estate agents based at the business hub at Turf Moor.

NB - This is a joke and in no way am I condoning what the banned supporter did.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby GodIsADeeJay81 » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:52 pm

Bosscat wrote:Dinky or Corgi ;)


Hotwheels of course :roll:
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Imploding Turtle » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:12 pm

I take money off people who are not skilled enough to keep it.

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby FactualFrank » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:37 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:I take money off people who are not skilled enough to keep it.


Or off people who can afford to be lazy. They are the ones to look up to.

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Steve1956 » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:42 pm

WTF is work? Retired and loving it.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby bfccrazy » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:03 pm

I got a new job as a bed tester ......

I’m lying.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Longside4evr » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:10 pm

FactualFrank wrote:If I'm being too nosy, just ignore this comment. Have they told you how long you have left and have you put your name down for any trials going? People have been told they have months and lasted years, so don't take what they say as gospel.


No mate your not being nosy, they gave me 6 months that was Oct/2017 so its onward at the moment i am on a trial drug and its that what is keeping me going.
The oncologists that I have seen and i have seen a few they said we can keep it at bay but it will eventually the inevitable will happen they cant operate to remove the tumours which are in my liver bowel and right lung.

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby FactualFrank » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:15 pm

Longside4evr wrote:No mate your not being nosy, they gave me 6 months that was Oct/2017 so its onward at the moment i am on a trial drug and its that what is keeping me going.
The oncologists that I have seen and i have seen a few they said we can keep it at bay but it will eventually the inevitable will happen they cant operate to remove the tumours which are in my liver bowel and right lung.


Then let's keep it at bay. No doubt you're already doing this, but put your name down for any trial going. You just never know, the next drug you have could be the cure.

How have you been feeling since October 2017? Do you feel the same as you were back then?

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Longside4evr » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:20 pm

Tricky Trevor wrote:First off deepest sympathy for your situation and pray your terminal diagnosis is an error.
I retired at 50 because neither of my grandfathers or my dad got past 70. I decided I didn’t want to work until 65 and then maybe get 5 years. Best decision I ever made. Wake up every morning a free man and I’m never bored.

me to retiring is a different thing you worked hard enough you retire as soon as its possible and the times right for yourself
I had done all that and living the dream over in Spain retired sunning myself up having mates over for holidays going fishing when i wanted going in bars eating cheaply sorted
What i meant is i am ill and i can not work again if i could work i would not have this illness thats what I was getting at and people that dont show any initiative to work i cant understand that

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby tim_noone » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:23 pm

Greed and Laziness ... Not my cup of tea.

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Longside4evr » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:23 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Then let's keep it at bay. No doubt you're already doing this, but put your name down for any trial going. You just never know, the next drug you have could be the cure.

How have you been feeling since October 2017? Do you feel the same as you were back then?

No mate back then i went from 15 stone down to 9 stone now i am back up to 12 and a half stone so the trial drug is doing its job for now
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby Tricky Trevor » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:26 pm

Longside4evr wrote:me to retiring is a different thing you worked hard enough you retire as soon as its possible and the times right for yourself
I had done all that and living the dream over in Spain retired sunning myself up having mates over for holidays going fishing when i wanted going in bars eating cheaply sorted
What i meant is i am ill and i can not work again if i could work i would not have this illness thats what I was getting at and people that dont show any initiative to work i cant understand that

Get that. I’m truly sorry for your plight but as you've said earlier, given 6months in Oct17, I hope you’ve nailed it.
BTW. I wanted to retire to Spain but the pull of the grandkids was too much for Mrs Trevor.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby bfcjg » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:30 pm

Circumcision technician at a synagogue in Manchester. Basic pays crap but at least I get to keep all the tips.
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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby FactualFrank » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:30 pm

Longside4evr wrote:No mate back then i went from 15 stone down to 9 stone now i am back up to 12 and a half stone so the trial drug is doing its job for now


Have they done scans and told you the tumours have remained the same size?

And it goes without saying, if there's anything I can do, give me a shout.

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Re: What do you do for work?

Postby tim_noone » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:32 pm

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