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Good luck KernowHC. I have the upmost respect for all of the volunteers who help to make it the experience of a lifetime.

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Just got back last night from my first visit and everything they say about Glastonbury is absolutely true. Probably the greatest experience of my life (and I’m 60+). Being there in the crowd for the Prodigy set was beyond belief. So many unbelievable performances from acts big and small. The ‘naught...

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And now I’m outside my tent watching those same ‘common people’ supping cocktails watching Raye

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So ironic to be standing in a field in Somerset singing common people surrounded by Englands finest middle class. Oh well never mind. I’m a plumbers son from Burnley and ****’n loving my £350odds quids worth.

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Me and my (grown up) offspring all wearing retro BFC shirts yesterday. Plenty of “up the Clarets” shouted around.

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I’m one of the lucky 210k. Hot, sweaty, knackered and stinking but there’s nothing else comes close to Glastonbury. Not really a CMAT fan but she gave it all she’s got in her set yesterday and has won me over. Franz Ferdinand blew me away but if you get chance check out Elvana - Elvis Presley does N...

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Correction - 2030 at the earliest.

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I have worked in the O&G industry for almost 20 years and can concur with what KateR has to say.

Sorry to tell you this but oil consumption hasn't even reached its peak yet. Predictions are that this will continue to rise until 2023 at the earliest.

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Cruise ships never sink due to the vast number of incontinence bags on board at any one time.

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“Yeah but that 300k would be worth 10k trained troops, you know yourself you can be with 10 mates on a night out and 1-2 lads kick off with you and at least 6-7 won’t fancy it and will run off”

I know most of Dark Cloud’s mates and I can tell you now that all 10 would run off.

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Good luck with Mykonos NewClaret. Hope your bank account is healthy. Just got back last week after almost emptying mine. Watched the Preston game on my phone using a dodgy Sportek stream. Worked okay in Birra Birra, which I recommend if you're into good beers. Hope you don't have 5 cruise ships and ...

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Bloody expensive isn’t it!

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Genghis Khan probably

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Billet still doing pie, pint, transport at £7.50

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Did Costelloe join us because he didn’t want to go to Chelsea?

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Jeeezus Christ. Someone call an ambulance

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Diana was a complete car crash

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If Kendrick Lamar is the future of Glastonbury then the whole thing is fecked.

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Refer to the ‘is the premier league scripted’ post.

Of course we’re going down. The Premier League don’t want minnows like us spoiling the party.

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Two words - money talks

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Of course it’s scripted. Do you really think the league wants Everton to be relegated? And do you really think that Burnley, “the turd that won’t flush away”, won’t be relegated rather than the Mighty Weeds?

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Of course it’s scripted. Do you really think the league wants Everton to be relegated? And do you really think that Burnley, “the turd that won’t flush away”, won’t be relegated rather than the Mighty Weeds?

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sláinte do gach Clarets Gaeilge amuigh ansin.

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Most people in Lennox Bar 2 weekends ago were British and there are plenty of screens each of which can show different games. You are more likely to lose out to the rugby rather than a.n.other football match.

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Another vote for Lennox’s. Was there a couple of weeks ago watching Spurs thrash Leeds.

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Just wait until Dudley and Eunice have passed through. They might well do the job for you.

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I have tried numerous times to get through to the cancellations team but never had my call answered. Any tips on how to get through?

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You do know we’ve just earned a point away at Chelsea don’t you?

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Can I still pay at the gate?

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We couldn’t have done any worse if we’d entered with The Vaccines singing “Keeping it all for ourselves”.

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Not really sure. Looks like the buds are about to open so should know better then

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Yes it could. I could be listening to what you’re listening to.

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Keeps his cards close to his chest

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Red herring

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Just been up to the Crooked Billet, Worsthorne and had my empty milk bottles filled with the ale of your choice for £2.50 a litre. Cheaper than a regular Friday night out.

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Who gives a toss? No-one's traveling anywhere anyway

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F*** me! What’s Biggins doing there?

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Just got back after a while in the bathroom after watching Cyprus. Have I missed anything?

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Stood next to Linford Christie in the gents once and couldn’t help noticing how particularly gifted he was in the male appendage department. Linford told me that when he was younger he used to tie a heavy rock on a piece of rope to his member and throw it over his shoulder. Over time he grew into th...

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All hail the mango, king of the supermarket fruit aisle.

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Turf Moor

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Would probably have made more sense written in Greek.

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Surely the song to sing on our Greek odyssey would be “We are the hypotenuse, Burnley”?

Or am I being too obtuse?

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Say what you like, I still believe Barry Kilby was the man that’s got us where we are now.

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What are the weather conditions like BRR? Anywhere near as hot as here?

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On holiday in Lesbos next week, 230 miles from Istanbul. If 10,000 Syrian refugees can make it from Turkey in rubber dinghys then I’m damned sure I can somehow find my way there for kick off.

Get that car hire sorted Mick.

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Buy a f*****g takeaway

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Ditto - Bairro Alto is the best place to be in Lisbon for a night out.

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Satisfaction

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Unfortunately he won't be here next season to do the same

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