2nd vote for this. Will never forget the chapter where our hero is crawling along the floor on his back to get underneath a glass table to check out what was sat on it!
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- Thu Jul 10, 2025 6:41 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Laugh out loud novels?
- Replies: 59
- Views: 2897
- Wed Jul 09, 2025 8:59 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Summer transfer window
- Replies: 5374
- Views: 639387
Re: Summer transfer window
Newcastle are getting annoying. They want ridiculous money for their players and want clubs to sell to them cheap. Since they lost the services of the lass ( who came from one of the big four accounting practices) their negotiation tactics are shite. No one wins. Give us 30 big ones for Traff and L...
- Wed Jul 09, 2025 8:56 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Summer transfer window
- Replies: 5374
- Views: 639387
Re: Summer transfer window
His reading of the game is terrible and his decision making is worse. It's very different being a winger tracking back chasing the ball than it is being an actual defender. Even in a very attacking team he would struggle. For us that would be disastrous! Agree. I like the lad but until his final ba...
- Sat Mar 08, 2025 7:49 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Proper performance
- Replies: 48
- Views: 4043
Re: Proper performance
Having a referee that wouldn't stand for their physical/dirty approach helped enormously. They came up here to bully us and nick one off a set piece. All in all a very good performance. I disagree with some of the above. Luton are still quick and accurate with their passing in the main. Outstanding ...
- Sun Feb 23, 2025 7:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Beer appreciation thread.
- Replies: 79
- Views: 4398
Re: Beer appreciation thread.
Bank Top Brewery, Bolton do a nice bitter called Flat Cap. Moorhouses Pendle Witch at The Taps in Lytham is a great pint but they often run out.
- Sun Feb 23, 2025 7:11 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Ablation procedure - paroxysmal atrial fibrillation
- Replies: 42
- Views: 2854
Re: Ablation procedure - paroxysmal atrial fibrillation
After 8 episodes / hospitalisations due to suffering from paroxysmal atrial fibrillation in last 16 years the latest was most serious and rendered me unconscious for nearly 5 minutes. Whilst NHS have been brilliant I now need to make progress by treating my condition with an ablation which offers t...
- Sat Feb 15, 2025 4:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Super Clarets vs Preston Match Thread
- Replies: 440
- Views: 15207
Re: The Super Clarets vs Preston Match Thread
I said it when we got Edwards (he is borderline world class when fit and on his game) in no world should Foster be selected over him. Obviously Edwards hasn't played much for two months , but as soon as he can do 90mins he has to. Not on Parker for me this one. Any half decent championship striker ...
- Fri Jan 24, 2025 11:21 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: January Transfer Window Rumours
- Replies: 4635
- Views: 550594
Re: January Transfer Window Rumours
Personally think we've dodged a bullet there.Newcastleclaret93 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2025 10:46 amGot to say at that kind of price it’s really not a bad deal
- Mon Dec 30, 2024 11:03 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Broadband recommendations
- Replies: 66
- Views: 3642
Re: Broadband recommendations
I've always been with BT ( they own the fibre around here). To me there a much of a muchness between all the suppliers, most of whom are warehousing from BT anyway. As someone said above, the best investment is to not plug in their inhouse routes and repeaters. Cheap as chips and poor in general. I ...
- Sun Dec 01, 2024 4:23 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: We have clicked
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3396
Re: We have clicked
The corner has been turned The team have clicked - Parkers getting it right More to return to the squad Potential additions in Jan Clean sheets aplenty All signs of a promotion charge now Agree with all of the above. We shouldn't be surprised it's taken a few months to basically build a squad from ...
- Sat Nov 30, 2024 4:50 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Stoke v Clarets.
- Replies: 326
- Views: 18984
Re: Stoke v Clarets.
Thought he was MoM on Tuesday as well.
- Sat Nov 30, 2024 3:43 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Stoke v Clarets.
- Replies: 326
- Views: 18984
Re: Stoke v Clarets.
Clarets+ seems to be back on
- Sat Nov 30, 2024 3:40 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Stoke v Clarets.
- Replies: 326
- Views: 18984
Re: Stoke v Clarets.
Same for me. Very crappy.Want my money back.CrosspoolClarets wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2024 3:32 pmA rare one trying to subscribe to Clarets + audio for £2.50, given it isn’t on Sky Sports +. Put my payment details in but no commentary on any of my devices. Honestly, I’d expect better from my local corner shop let alone a £100m turnover business.
- Sun Oct 27, 2024 10:34 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: January transfer window priorities
- Replies: 67
- Views: 5424
Re: January transfer window priorities
Perhaps playing 2 strikers in the championship might be a good option in a 4-4-2 rather than 1 striker being crowded out by 11 of the opposition like yesterday. 16 corners yesterday and a Burnley player got his head on it once.
- Sun Oct 27, 2024 10:31 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Alan Pace
- Replies: 109
- Views: 13851
Re: Alan Pace
Apart from the Tresor "greatest mystery" what on earth was the thinking of letting Amdouini go on loan when our strikers are Jay, Hountondji, and Foster (when he feels like it). I am convinced that with Amdouini we would be closer or even above Sunderland. I can understand him being sold but on loa...
- Sun Oct 27, 2024 10:27 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Should Koleosho be dropped?
- Replies: 80
- Views: 6134
Re: Should Koleosho be dropped?
Sarmiento doesn’t appear as dangerous but seems to have for more end product, if he’s fit we should shake it up & see. Along with returning Josh L to the midfield. Unfortunately I think Sarmiento has joined the long list of injured players so not an option yesterday. When he is fit it's time to giv...
- Sat Oct 19, 2024 2:44 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Last Night's Q&A with the chairman and Mat Williams
- Replies: 180
- Views: 16878
Re: Last Night's Q&A with the chairman and Mat Williams
As you say you can only base an opinion on what you hear first hand. He's an extrovert for sure but he does try and tell it like it is. He had a similar rep at Blackpool and a lot of their fans ( I live amongst them!) reckon they would not have got to the premier league without his input despite wha...
- Sat Oct 19, 2024 1:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Last Night's Q&A with the chairman and Mat Williams
- Replies: 180
- Views: 16878
Re: Last Night's Q&A with the chairman and Mat Williams
At first I liked Matt Williams, but I struggle to believe a word he says anymore. He is very loose with words and often strays from truth. He says 4 players agents told him after the spurs game, his clients won't play for the club again. There wasn't 4 changes for the team against Forest. I don't r...
- Mon Sep 16, 2024 10:30 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: A good midfield dilemma
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3340
Re: A good midfield dilemma
I don’t think we should underestimate Hannibal’s role when confronted with fixtures such as this. For me, if it’s a highly emotionally charged fixture such as Leeds, Blackburn etc, he motivates that grit for the other players. When we have the opportunity to dominate the ball in a fixture then it’s ...
- Mon Sep 02, 2024 11:41 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Prediabetes
- Replies: 72
- Views: 5564
Re: Prediabetes
I've been registered as type 2 for 15 years. I've reversed it twice (by losing 4 stone) and then gone and put it back on. I basically yoyo. Throughout the year I do a lot of hill walking and do a 7-10 day walk once a year. I'm on Metformin and empagliflozin daily. When I'm on it I'm strict. No booze...
- Sat Mar 02, 2024 3:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Chairman Pace
- Replies: 87
- Views: 7720
Re: Chairman Pace
Not sure what he's expected to say. He's hurting just like the rest of us and probably more so given the investors he'll have snapping at his coattails. He is unaware of what has gone wrong on the pitch, otherwise he would have fixed it! They've maintained, publicly, that it's a multi year strategy,...
- Mon Oct 23, 2023 1:04 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Vancouver
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3019
Re: Vancouver
All of the above but also if you have an extra hour it's worth going down to the cruise quay adjacent to the Pan Pacific hotel ( a walk from downtown/Stanley park). There is a virtual reality fly through Vancouver that is a good start before you start your wanderings. There you'll see a proliferatio...
- Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:07 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Baseball in Toronto
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2620
Re: Baseball in Toronto
We're retired Tricky Trevor so we could do it either utilising my daughters permanent visa or through an investment route.
- Mon Sep 11, 2023 11:23 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: New date confirmed for Luton game
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3573
Re: ARTICLE: New date confirmed for Luton game
Sandwiched between Chelsea and Newcastle game. Their stadium delay has proved to be an advantage for them and not us.
- Mon Sep 11, 2023 11:17 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Baseball in Toronto
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2620
Re: Baseball in Toronto
I wonder how many Burnley fans were at that game on Friday in Toronto! My youngest daughter has just moved to Toronto from Vancouver and my son was over there last week visiting. They all went to the game. He's now deliberating whether to move over there and was trying to encourage the wife and I to...
- Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:09 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Mindset for season ahead
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1212
Re: Mindset for season ahead
I broadly agree with this mentality. In my case I'm not expecting any points until the end of October by which time the squad will have gelled and we'll be through a very tough set of games. However the games from the end of October look to be winnable for a while. We're already showing signs in sma...
- Fri Jul 28, 2023 6:22 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Real Betis v Burnley (pre-season friendly) Match thread
- Replies: 568
- Views: 35450
Re: Real Betis v Burnley (pre-season friendly) Match thread
Anyone else having problems with the clarets plus stream?
- Wed Feb 08, 2023 11:06 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Director of Technology
- Replies: 42
- Views: 4670
Re: Director of Technology
Yes he's called the chairman

- Wed Feb 08, 2023 6:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Director of Technology
- Replies: 42
- Views: 4670
Re: Director of Technology
Sounds like they are after an architect, throwing the latest IT buzzwords around, and 'pumping it up' and calling it a directorship. Bit like the abbreviation VP is used now. The acid question is ' is this a seat on the board'? Very likely not or it would have been mentioned. A board director has a ...
- Mon Feb 06, 2023 3:48 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Canada Goose Jacket
- Replies: 114
- Views: 12204
Re: Canada Goose Jacket
Finally jumped in and bought one on the resale. Absolutely love it. What a piece of kit. I’ve got warmer coats but nothing that looks and feels anything like as good as this. As long as I don’t balloon or diet, I reckon it’s a 15 year investment. Nice one. You'll have to stay at least 15 stone to b...
- Mon Dec 19, 2022 12:20 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Southgate to stay
- Replies: 226
- Views: 8686
Re: Southgate to stay
Irrelevant really. Would only have been replaced by another 'born to lose' character. Won't change until the FA changes, a long wait. Need some more abrasive characters in the team and management set up before we actually win anything. Southgate is good at handling the FA and HR. He needs a bulldog ...
- Wed Nov 16, 2022 6:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Pubs in St Annes
- Replies: 23
- Views: 3248
Re: Pubs in St Annes
TAPS is the best pub on the Fylde. Don't know why a previous comment said no TV's. They have 2. Great selection of beer always. I'm in there every week and it never fails. Also two doors down is the Moschina Indian, one of the best in the area if not the best. Lots of other bars as well. if you feel...
- Sat Jul 23, 2022 1:39 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New Season - Burnley Predictor Game - Huddersfield Away Predictions
- Replies: 103
- Views: 5262
Re: New Season - Burnley Predictor Game - Huddersfield Away Predictions
Hudds 2 Burnley 2, Bastien 44, New player
- Wed May 18, 2022 12:18 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Manchester Airport
- Replies: 365
- Views: 46236
Re: Manchester Airport
Flown out and back of T1 three times in the last 2 months at varying times. It's a bit slower than usual that's all. If you get there when check in opens you should be fine.
- Wed Apr 20, 2022 3:34 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Team v Saints
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2791
Re: Team v Saints
Think I would like to start Vydra. He scored a worldie against this lot at the end of last season.
- Sun Apr 17, 2022 3:10 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Clarets Player
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1846
Re: Clarets Player
It's on Youtube with Phil Bird
- Sun Apr 17, 2022 2:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Clarets Player
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1846
Re: Clarets Player
It's on Youtube with Phil Bird
- Tue Feb 15, 2022 12:48 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: A Director’s Tale
- Replies: 65
- Views: 7991
Re: ARTICLE: A Director’s Tale
Looking forward to this one!
- Tue Feb 15, 2022 11:48 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Are we about to become a PL/Championship yo-yo club?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3943
Re: Are we about to become a PL/Championship yo-yo club?
Good point and most seasoned Burnley fans would accept that scenario. However the worry is the premiership revenue we lose and the rather shaky looking foundations of our balance sheet which might either leave us at best with a more frugal attitude to players contracts and infrastructure investment ...
- Sat Feb 12, 2022 6:50 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Canada Goose Jacket
- Replies: 114
- Views: 12204
Re: Canada Goose Jacket
Yeah after a lot of deliberation. Absolutely bombproof. Decided it would outlast me, justifying the price ticket. When you get it you'll see where the money has been spent. Good value. I take it with your pseudonym you're another big lad. You need to be because it's heavy. Probably too heavy if you ...
- Sat Feb 12, 2022 12:22 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Canada Goose Jacket
- Replies: 114
- Views: 12204
Re: Canada Goose Jacket
Have a look at the Frahm parka
- Tue Feb 01, 2022 12:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Wout first day in training
- Replies: 45
- Views: 5810
Re: Wout first day in training
It's a wonder he can run around with those tight trainer bottoms! Where's Crouchy's old gear?
- Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:00 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Atrial Flutter
- Replies: 75
- Views: 11710
Re: Atrial Flutter
I had atrial fibrillation ( after one too many massive beer sessions followed by a Domino's!). Was put on rivaroxiban to keep the blood thin to guard against a clot. After being on a never ending waiting list for two years I went private. Had an ablation done that week. In hospital 24 hours, had a g...
- Thu Jan 13, 2022 12:00 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Random acts of kindness
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1937
Re: Random acts of kindness
Wasn't Chris Wood was it?
- Sat Jan 08, 2022 11:27 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Garlick Bashers
- Replies: 133
- Views: 8397
Re: Garlick Bashers
Lovely analogy alf_resco and probably accurate. Did I also read somewhere that Garlick also hadn't been paid either in part or in full yet? I think the point about offering up more funds........ maybe he thought that the not inconsiderable funds he made available one year ( 40M on Vydra, Gibson etc?...
- Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:22 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Clarets facing up to £50 million loss
- Replies: 148
- Views: 16823
Re: Clarets facing up to £50 million loss
I think when a board member offers news to the fans and the general public it should be balanced. Mike is developing a reputation of projecting the gloomier side of potential disasters thus exacerbating the 'little old Burnley' image. Unfortunately a lot of things aren't discussed in public about th...
- Sat Jan 25, 2020 11:11 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lifestyle advice
- Replies: 103
- Views: 7077
Re: Lifestyle advice
Here you go Steve
https://www.walk1000miles.co.uk/
https://www.walk1000miles.co.uk/
- Thu Jan 02, 2020 9:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Nahki Wells
- Replies: 102
- Views: 10746
Re: Nahki Wells
Not sure why you'd have problem with the word misrepresented. It turns out it's very apposite here since the BBC video that you watched (and linked) is a misrepresentation of the BBC (written) article on the same page that gives a fuller account of what Crouch said and thinks about Dyche. In the fu...
- Thu Jan 02, 2020 7:13 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: REPORT: Villa make it anything but a happy new year
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2142
Re: REPORT: Villa make it anything but a happy new year
A very accurate and honest reflection of the game. We've been here before. In the past we've registered poor performances against poor teams but performed miracles against the more illustrious of rivals. Not this season though. I don't want to point at individuals because they've been great in the p...
- Thu Jan 02, 2020 7:01 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Nahki Wells
- Replies: 102
- Views: 10746
Re: Nahki Wells
Was that the same article in which he had nothing but praise for Dyche, said how much respect he had for him, and how much Dyche had helped him??? Did you read the article or has someone misrepresented it to you? It wasn't a written article Mi'Lord (misrepresented?!?) 90 second video on BBC site. N...