They should have applied for this in the 1990's when Damian Hartley was opening the batting and everybody fell asleep.

i was speaking with Damien the other day and he said he was never in long enough to cause anybody to fall asleep!

If you thought Damien Hartley's batting made spectators sleepy Neil Ashworth made them comatose!

Royal Enfield for me. The first professional I remember watching was Conrad Hunte but the finest most definitely was the late, great Dik Abed.