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Ask me in 52 years when Burnley is a borough of Greater London.
I'll probably say Wantage Albion then.

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Honestly, it really was almost as bad as a Dyche cup performance....almost.

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Off the top of my head -
Led Zep - Good Times Bad Times
Led Zep - Black Dog
Led Zep - Babe I'm Gonna Leave You

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Human meat - just tastes like pork, I might as well eat pork.

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They could just do a finger count...7 fingers = scouser vs the normal 6.

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We put 11 men behind the ball and hope we concede less than 5 goals to stay out of the drop zone.

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Perhaps it's a superimposed image that gives the appearance that it is actually in the stadium but is merely a camera trick? I have not seen this so it's just a guess, I could be wrong, I usually am.

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Thought he'd converted to Islam and stopped performing He had to stop for a while due to threats from clerics as music is haram in the religion of peace, but after a while it was realised that money being halal tips the balance of music being haram on the same set of scales. I gave up on him when h...

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Well all you need to to do is have a player tie their laces and the ref will happily suspend the rule. I think it's 8 seconds from when the ref tells them rather than when they hold it, which is obviously open to abuse. Very surprising we seemed to have no idea it even existed on a defending or att...

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I wonder how many of the 9,855 last night were Bratfud fans.

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It's okay, I just checked in my Weather Top Trumps - a Hurricane beats a Thunderstorm.

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Thunderstorms forecast for the time of the flight, hope there's no consequences.

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Just seen another video, the road he was driving up was not closed but very busy. He was one of few cars driving. His car was surrounded, attacked by numerous people, rear door opened and back window smashed. No doubt a terrifying situation for the driver to be in yet in no way justifying what then...

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If Derby lose 4 - 0 Preston lose 1 - 0 Luton and Hull both win or draw, Preston and Derby would be in the final relegation spot on the same points with the same goal difference .... what happens then?

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I would accept winning the Title, forget them.

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Vegas Claret wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:50 pm
I'm trying to convert it to a gif but can't get it to show on here for some reason
https://imgur.com/a/d8XaTPs

try that link

Thank you! Got it on the iphone.
Absolutely phenomenal!

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Wish I could see this 'Site unavailable' unfortunately.

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ElectroClaret wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 26, 2025 2:27 pm
Hear hear.
Buxton done really well this season, wouldn't have seen half the games I have without his links.

Same here, thank you Buxton you're a 'kin hero!

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Blackburn Rovers 3 - 4 Bristol city. 98th min dubious pen.

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Any links for the Sheff U Vs Cardiff game please?

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I don't think May 2009ers should be invited to any event, bloody glory hunters!!

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mkmel wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 20, 2025 9:35 pm
I had to smile when they were shouting "Man on" whenever a team mate was about to be tackled

Probably the safest thing to shout in todays climate, and it's quicker than shouting "he him they them she her on"

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"having two tiers is inefficient and confusing".
Keir isn't usually confused with the concept of two tier.

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2-0 DL

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I lost a Big Dave of my own in 2014 and this has brought it all back. RIP Big Daves

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Thats approximately how often we concede a goal in the league, give or take a couple of hours.

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I'll take us losing to Milwall and Blackburn beating Sheff U on the last kick of the season to make us champions.

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It's mad when you realise a 22 year Bla*kburn fan most likely has no recollection of a Rover's victory in their lifetime.

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There is no anxiety whatsoever - he would need to receive a further seven yellow cards in the next two games to get a suspension. Or twelve yellow cards in the remaining ten games. And he wasn't carded at Cardiff, as has been posted above, yesterday was his first since Blackburn. OMG why did you ha...

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Who would win if todays elite were transported back in time and had to play on 1947 ploughed muddy Turf Moor with a soggy leather lacey?

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Yeah, wasted opportunities!
Charlton celebrated their goal like they had won the cup final, pathetic!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdHV95Gzh8

Watch from 9:14 to 9:21

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He's the water that keeps us dry.

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Any Links for non-BBC people?

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Tenerife is a Federation outpost in the Canis Majoris system.

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United win for me.

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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 06, 2025 10:56 pm
Hipster.

Think we're neck and neck with the puns, almost humuerus, but I doubt you have a funny bone inside you.

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fidelcastro wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 06, 2025 10:11 pm
What was going on last night then?

Bertie Bee's beehive beeswax Birthday buzz, Did you not go?? Cannot believe the lack of Uberness with so so-called supporters

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Sorry, I thought I'd introduce this like a YouTuber - I'm having a gap year, but before I go away I'm having a knees-up, so I could do with a hand with the second leg of my thesis on the arms race.

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There were 14,872 on last night.

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And we let QPR win on purpose tbf, my favourite defeate ever!

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At Mondays game, from the JMU, I though Luca was getting ready to come on, when it was Sarmiento Does that make me racist? Yes 100%! And you know what, the funny thing is, the woke self rightious race baiters on here with amazing facial recognition skills will be frantically searching Google images...

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wadeswondergoal wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 29, 2025 9:57 am
Neither of those is Nathan Tella though….

Really?

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https://scontent.fbhx7-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/475250426_1186016413095200_3331942027240799682_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=9f807c&_nc_ohc=X5pjjn8MAkYQ7kNvgHn2g3p&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent.fbhx7-1.fna&oh=03_Q7cD1gF9-yiwCU5adXfrcSoiF3IB0oORQax_xhUPlplNBVmmhw&oe=67C1614E I'm not overly racis...

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TPClaret wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 27, 2025 9:53 pm
Great point.

Ambiguous point.

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Leeds, Bradford, Calderdale, Kirklees, Wakefield - a small part of Leeds' catchment are with a population of only 2,320,214, Bradford have 20,214 supporters at the last count, so yes, they do well to get a few thousand to away games with only 2.3m to choose from.

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 24, 2025 10:26 am
Tis a tad blustery here too ... next doors blue bin on our lawn

Next door's cat's bin on our lawn, little shithouse.

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Storm 'Éowyn'? Keep your elf safe.

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I was actually thinking watching the replays "that's a perfect right angle".

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I've heard that it's Amazon at fault because Bezos supports Trump whatever that means.

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