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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 29, 2025 10:00 pm
Duncandisorderly is a pundit on the Everton v West Ham game.

Huh. I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.

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There is no reply to this thread that will surprise me.

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Why wasn't Nathan Collins sent off for giving away the penalty against Man Utd? I'm not advocating for a suspension, but surely it's DOGSO? Cash vs Fulham - I think penalty. The laws are so weird that you could probably find justification either way, but the fulham lad shot, it was on target, it was...

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I can't imagine City score less than five, so I've put my money on a 5 all draw!
(this may or may not be true)

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My Harry Kane to Jamie Vardy bingo needs reassessing, I think!

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Just reached 100 goals for Bayern Munich in 104 games.

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Vegas Claret wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 24, 2025 8:25 pm
Arsenal getting every decision against Port Vale

I've only seen the last couple of minutes, but there was at least 3 opportunities for the ref to blow in arsenals favour and he favoured port vale on each of them.

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Far out, thanks!

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A quick google of meniscus leads to some anatomical body horror.
It's not to say it's wrong, but it's not the top result!

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Sharp knife is good advice. Most knives are rubbish and just get worse.
However, if you cut an onion up three or four times a week then within a matter of weeks no onion will torture you again.
Like picking up dog poo or plucking nasal hair - gets easier every time you do it.

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Today in questions you never thought you'd find on a football messageboard;

You know when you fill a glass so full that the liquid sits higher than the top of the glass and kinda curves over but doesn't spill over the edge? Like a globular horizon?

Does that have a name?

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Why not just make the game a 0-0 draw.
Ipswich still have to suffer their suspension, both teams would likely have taken it before kick off (especially rovers), neither team has an unwanted replay - point each, move on.

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Good name for a pub quiz team.

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Well, this caught a bit of traction over the international break, so thank you all! 715. I might tattoo it on a treasured animal by way of remembrance. Am I to assume that zero got the correct answer within 25 minutes, so wins the ineffable internet points? I'd like also to assume that No Ney Never ...

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No Ney Never wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 05, 2025 9:57 pm
Hardly a puzzle is it?

No need to be mean just because I can't work it out.

You have A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L and M.

You can have any combination of four.

How many combinations are there?

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No Ney Never wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 05, 2025 9:45 pm
Combinations of what; how many there are? how many you can choose? how many you must choose? or a combination of of all?

Erm;
How many are there?
exactly 13

How many must you choose?
exactly 4

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I used to think Solihull Moors was Solihull Motors, like a car dealership from solihull had qualified for the FA Cup. Took me until well into my 30's to notice.

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I have 13 different things.
I can only choose 4 things.
I must choose 4 things.

How many combinations of things are there?

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I was surprised by how dirty Sorrento was when I went about 10 years ago, but I'm glad I went so as to visit Pompeii and Herculaneum.

Any future italian holidays will be around Garda or Como, both of which are stunning.

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The offside law should just be judged from feet.

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What is a double decker?
Or a toffee crisp?

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Have Grimsby and Man Utd ever played each other in the league?

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Have they sacked potter? Nowt on the beeb, but might my tenner might be turning into about £12.20?! Exciting times.

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Metallica have been opening their sets with it for years.
Lets hope some more metal influence sets in. Steel toecap football boots. Spiked sweat bands. Trooper on draft. That kinda thing.

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Also on the beeb on friday nights.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... jyzgj3xjwo

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Ive noticed going abroad in Spain is no longer cheaper than two weeks in the UK if you live up north. A 2 week holiday for my 5 is 8-10k with spending money, and thats not living flash at all, ill probably have 5 beers a day at that I think the locals will get what they want, it will be interesting...

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3 out of four games so far have had 90th+ minute winners or equalisers.

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G Semmens was the bass player for KISS.

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bfccrazy wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 06, 2025 8:57 pm
https://youtu.be/Bo-qweh7nbQ

The only option there should be

Imagine if we could get the Cricket Field doing that intro whilst the Longside sings about another player at the same time.

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Queen to G8 is the first move, then bishop to D5. Can't be stopped.

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Indeed. Referee's aren't going to get respect if they send off relative nobodies like Lemina for being the 3rd man, but allow Andy Robertson to have a tantrum whenever he wants.

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 11, 2023 3:28 pm
Apart from testing positive, I don’t think I could have faced going and I’m only a couple of miles away.

Lockdown not withstanding I can't imagine you've missed many home games - what's our W/L/D of games you've missed?

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39 points from the last 42 available. That's just not fair on everyone else.

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Croydon Claret wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 04, 2023 2:19 pm
Thought this was going to be our most difficult game of the season. Norwich in great form and us having to field a weakened team.

We don't have a weakened team anymore.

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ClaretLoup wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 04, 2023 2:11 pm
We need to ease up a bit as at the rate we are going we are going to clinch promotion before we get to Ewood.

If we're already champions they'll have to give us a guard of honour.

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20 points clear of third. Twenty.

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Commy wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 04, 2023 2:04 pm
Three men on Zaroury

Ted Danson, 1987

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The BBC are crediting the second goal to Da Silva and I thought I'd missed a signing.

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This system would need more money spent on it than a Dyche style system because ball playing footballers are much more expensive than blockers and harriers. This isn't a criticism of Dyche, just that his style was much more percentage based, direct, get up the pitch rather than controlled and patien...

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He's a high profile manager for us, and can attract players we'd not normally be able to attract, but who in the premier league is really going to get sucked in by Vincent Kompany? Bournemouth and Forest level players, maybe, but there are equally great footballing legends at Aston Villa and Everton...

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I was hoping it showed a different angle to the red card. Did Piroe actually touch Cullen with the stamp? Cullen didn't react to it, he was already holding his head.
I know intent is still a red card, but I couldn't make out any contact.

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It's such a bad argument using Allardyce as an exemplar. If Dyche gets close to Big Sams achievements then he'd have had a fantastic career.

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Stan did really well for us, but towards the top of the list when you think about Stan is Watford 2-0 and Burnley 2-7 Sheffield Wednesday. Cotterill did okay for us, but 19 games without a win and American Beauty style plastic bags blowing in the wind is what he is mainly remembered for. Dyche will ...

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Not a single game have i thought, 'phew, we were lucky there' or 'that's a good point'.
We've been the best team in every single game we've played that I've seen (emphasis mine) and if that carries on then we'll be promoted by easter (xmas too unrealistic apparently)

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Go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

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Jay will have a better season than Barnes, IMO.

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dandeclaret wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:22 pm
The assist stat lads must be buzzing with Ashley Barnes on for a projected 46 assist season....

That'd be great. Ashley Barnes doesn't score all season but assists one goal a game. Would that mean he'd had a great season, or a bad one?

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WBA might have a decent season if they get their act together, but top two will be us and Norwich.

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I'd rather Huddersfield go up, but I'd rather play Huddersfield, so I don't really care.

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If we score next we'll win this.

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