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by lakesclaret
Thu Jun 08, 2017 11:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Imagine waking up to Corbyn as PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2676

Re: Imagine waking up to Corbyn as PM

MRG (one half of the brothers Grimm)

I added u mate,U must be able to msg me ,ready when u are time of your choice , keep it off here though ,this is between me and you pal.
by lakesclaret
Thu Jun 08, 2017 11:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Imagine waking up to Corbyn as PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2676

Re: Imagine waking up to Corbyn as PM

She's "I'll" isn't she? I'm sure shel quickly recover her composure ,rapier like wit and her dusky good looks should the impossible come true
by lakesclaret
Thu Jun 08, 2017 11:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Imagine waking up to Corbyn as PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2676

Imagine waking up to Corbyn as PM

What a thought...what a threesome!. Jezza,Abbot,and Sturgeon effectively running the country..,

I've woken up to some hideous things over the years (inc a fat bird who'd shat the bed) but waking up to Jezza at no 10.. that would top the lot,it can't happen, can it?
by lakesclaret
Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche's Replacement
Replies: 137
Views: 17156

Re: Dyche's Replacement

What about the carpet chested wife beating Welsh wing wizard? Then again we'd simply be a stepping stone for a "name " but newbie manager
by lakesclaret
Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rouwen Hennings
Replies: 33
Views: 6745

Re: Rouwen Hennings

Pretty bang average at best imo. He's very slow for a forward.I'm thankful i don't have to see that little fat arse of his chasing lost causes anymore. I much doubt he'd even get a championship gig over here again.Low end champ/Div 1 level i'd say.Not to say he;s not got a degree of talent in front ...
by lakesclaret
Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche ------->Palace
Replies: 1507
Views: 191795

Re: Dyche ------->Palace

Very true Macca the managers and clubs fit v well together,though couldn't see Pulis coming here when he could likely bag lots of readies in China or elsewhere . Gotta laugh at Baggies fans moaning all season about WBA playing style when for most they were the"best of the rest" after the rich boys. ...
by lakesclaret
Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche ------->Palace
Replies: 1507
Views: 191795

Re: Dyche ------->Palace

Naturally it's a gamble for him with the virtually constantly hysterical modern day fans but any step up in any walk of life is a gamble.
by lakesclaret
Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche ------->Palace
Replies: 1507
Views: 191795

Re: Dyche ------->Palace

Much as it pains me,we all know SD's stock is at a high and for an ambitious young manager the time is certainly right if he gets a good offer. Palace have plenty of cash and some great players and it would be idiotic to think they aren't a step up from us. As the old guard are now pretty much gone ...
by lakesclaret
Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Favourite election proposal
Replies: 10
Views: 2091

Re: Favourite election proposal

Govt could slash the stress related illness industry costs by offering free hand jobs at all gp surgeries ( booking required weekdays or " toss n go" Thurs evenings)

Feeling a bit stressed? Simply book in for a quick hand shandy and you'll continue your day relaxed,refreshed and de-stressed .
by lakesclaret
Tue May 23, 2017 3:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sir Roger Moore RIP
Replies: 37
Views: 3844

Re: Sir Roger Moore RIP

My fav Bond and a damn good chap by all accounts. In around 2001/2002ish met him very briefly when he turned up totally unannounced at a Unicef charity evening .Myself and a few other ex services lads had done a marathon and other things (walks etc) and the eve was a thank you to all the many many p...
by lakesclaret
Tue May 23, 2017 8:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Breaking News Manchester Evening News Arena Explosions
Replies: 362
Views: 33629

Re: Breaking News Manchester Evening News Arena Explosions

MRG You've got some neck mate,you really have.You posted outright lies and bullsh1t,then back peddle into some lip quivering wreck ,having the gall to mention kids lives,when you happily publically posted that no such thing had happened .You really do beggar belief ,utterly shameful cowardice withou...
by lakesclaret
Tue May 23, 2017 8:19 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Breaking News Manchester Evening News Arena Explosions
Replies: 362
Views: 33629

Re: Breaking News Manchester Evening News Arena Explosions

Awful events Sad to see "MRG" still bullsh1tting heavily .If you seriously have a close fam member in GMP there's just no way,no way in holy hell they would have gone out on a limb and told some uber attention seeking clown such direct 100% "factual" info when there's no way in a million yrs this wo...
by lakesclaret
Sun May 21, 2017 7:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Those of you who ran onto the pitch
Replies: 142
Views: 13298

Re: Those of you who ran onto the pitch

I saw a large group of panting wheezing gasping stewards staggering along the JHL pitch side on their way to the CFS few mins b4 players came out after the game.Not sure if an inflatable needing popping or a hot dog had been dropped but it was like The Great Train robbery for the stewards
by lakesclaret
Sun May 21, 2017 7:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Those of you who ran onto the pitch
Replies: 142
Views: 13298

Re: Those of you who ran onto the pitch

Gotta love the "disgusted""ashamed" "appalled" brigade ,ffs a few hundred (mainly) kids ran on ,my son ran on also he's nearly 10 and managed to pat Vokes on the back which made his day. Took a few pics then came off. So a few fans sang "who are ya" at the hammers fans (replying with "you're going t...
by lakesclaret
Sun May 21, 2017 7:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: End of season goodbye thread
Replies: 23
Views: 3544

Re: End of season goodbye thread

The above is spot on ,I'd imagine Barnes ,Vokes and Gray as well ,hopefully not Heaton though
by lakesclaret
Sun May 21, 2017 7:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hardest PL Manager
Replies: 17
Views: 2578

Re: Hardest PL Manager

Pullis vs Dyche for me

Though I imagine sour faced Welshman Hughes can still go a bit.
by lakesclaret
Thu May 18, 2017 5:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Another example of the rich avoiding jail
Replies: 81
Views: 9346

Re: Another example of the rich avoiding jail

If, as the OP suggested she was "a poor wastrel" I've little doubt she would be doing time. That said some useless poor dole scrounger is of little use to society either now or in the future. Yet a potential surgeon has tremendous potential. She looks like one of those fittys that rides like wildfir...
by lakesclaret
Thu May 18, 2017 5:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ash Barnes interest...
Replies: 60
Views: 8459

Re: Ash Barnes interest...

Will be good for most champ clubs,bit of a handful and will always bang in a good few goals.He's our weakest striker (IMO) though and i really think we need to be looking for a damn site better than Ash Barnes for the future. He's been decent for us though and for a relatively weak prem side like ou...
by lakesclaret
Thu May 18, 2017 5:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chris Hughton
Replies: 22
Views: 5023

Re: Chris Hughton

CH is a good manager ,and has shown time and again how he can get sides right up there in the champ. However, he's had 2 prem sackings and has always had a good budget. Always comes across though as a decent intelligent manager and doesn't bitch and cry like some. That said some of the toadying,kowt...
by lakesclaret
Thu May 18, 2017 1:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bournemouth/Defoe
Replies: 119
Views: 9750

Re: Bournemouth/Defoe

Oh dear,though I wish em well this really could end in tears. This kind of money for players with a club on 12k gates and low market interest,could end in a hideous crash and burn scenario with nothing left to show for it 3yrs down the line except a half eaten pack of garibaldis and a large pile of ...
by lakesclaret
Mon May 15, 2017 5:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Andre interesting Everton and Spurs
Replies: 44
Views: 7585

Re: Andre interesting Everton and Spurs

No doubt Grays agent will be drumming up interest,though I cant possibly see anyone paying 20mill for him,though with market prices beggariing belief maybe we could end up mugging some big time club of a largish wedge.
by lakesclaret
Wed May 10, 2017 10:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The board looking at a new stadium to replace Turf Moor
Replies: 116
Views: 13928

Re: The board looking at a new stadium to replace Turf Moor

Naturally the BL needs ripping down (pronto imo) it's an antiquated far far too small stand that also looks like it belongs in a pub league.

As for knocking down the ground,utter ********,the thread title is hysterical as it is misleading.(good post though)
by lakesclaret
Mon May 08, 2017 9:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jerry Sadowicz
Replies: 34
Views: 7332

Re: Jerry Sadowicz

JS is a true comedy legend (I'm not using the term lightly) he's magic is also very very good . Seen him twice and wasn't quite as good last time round but still high quality . Defo not for ur mummsies Michael macintye types that's for sure (though peter Kay can be very naughty indeed without actual...
by lakesclaret
Mon May 08, 2017 8:36 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Agent Coyle
Replies: 42
Views: 6176

Re: Agent Coyle

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by lakesclaret
Mon May 08, 2017 8:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Agent Coyle
Replies: 42
Views: 6176

Re: Agent Coyle

Bolton
Wigan
Blackburn
Burnley (let's face it)

He even left his yank outfit winless and floundering at the bottom of the league

His managerial record is closing in on the late Alan Ball
by lakesclaret
Fri May 05, 2017 4:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Diane Abbott - she's at it again
Replies: 57
Views: 7894

Re: Diane Abbott - she's at it again

A breathtakingly incompetent, vile racist slug,utterly beggars belief that this woman is still in politics at all never mind a high ranking shadow cabinet member.Thankfully for the labour party once the heavy defeat happens they can at least have a huge clearout and build from the ground up and be r...
by lakesclaret
Thu May 04, 2017 10:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: May the 4th be with you / Happy Star Wars Day
Replies: 17
Views: 1986

Re: May the 4th be with you / Happy Star Wars Day

Just passed a rather awkward looking group dressed up queuing outside a Costa in Manchester.

I guess it's a fun day for students,homesexuals,( Darth Gayder) geeks ,the friendless & the socially awkward
by lakesclaret
Wed May 03, 2017 10:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How about a small increase in capacity at Turf Moor....
Replies: 181
Views: 22536

Re: How about a small increase in capacity at Turf Moor....

The BL really needs razing to the ground it's preposterous to have such space with so few seats.Though I believe a JH style stand is a long winded process both structurally and legally . Another 3-5k would be useful.If were building a long term project though we should be looking at anything upto 28...
by lakesclaret
Sat Apr 29, 2017 8:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ian Wright palarse lost get over It!!
Replies: 46
Views: 6310

Re: Ian Wright palarse lost get over It!!

Wright is a terrible pundit ,semi literate and a tool close to Merson levels .Though for someone who played a couple of cameos and nothing more for us you can't exactly expect him to have any loyalty to be fair
by lakesclaret
Sat Apr 29, 2017 5:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Team News
Replies: 82
Views: 7374

Re: Team News

Awful awful lineup,but we trust in SD ad who knows if we win he's a genius..frustrate them maybe then bring the cavalary on early? Only really odd decision is resting defour
by lakesclaret
Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: score prediction versus crystal Palace , make it positive !
Replies: 59
Views: 4950

Re: score prediction versus crystal Palace , make it positive !

Positive -0-1 Realistic 2-0,maybe 2-1 Palace are a good side loaded with class players,mixed with the pragmatism that Big Sam brings to a squad. We're always susceptible to quick skilful sides and we'll need to be bang on form to get anything here.That said they're not unbeatable by any means and an...
by lakesclaret
Wed Apr 26, 2017 5:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Moyes Charged
Replies: 22
Views: 2419

Re: Moyes Charged

The FA were always always gonna charge Moyes ,there would have been an hysterical righteous uproar from assorted easily offended women/sportswomen/lesbians and the BBC in general. Evidently Clare Balding was so shocked after hearing it she " immediately went for a large poo" It was a silly comment b...
by lakesclaret
Wed Apr 26, 2017 5:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Charlie Adam
Replies: 25
Views: 5017

Re: Charlie Adam

Adam must be 40 odd now surely too old for regular prem starts?
by lakesclaret
Wed Apr 26, 2017 5:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Team without Barton
Replies: 75
Views: 6626

Re: Team without Barton

Surely with Joey now gone and BM injured it gives a chance to brink Tarky through a bit more and also give Defour or Westwood a run out ,hopefully at least 2/3 of those will be a major part of next season
by lakesclaret
Wed Apr 26, 2017 5:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: John Terry's mum is trending on Twitter
Replies: 27
Views: 7260

Re: John Terry's mum is trending on Twitter

Wasn't she up for nicking a trolley full of dog food couple of years back? She's rough as old mince. As for the media /twitter making things up the whole JT /Bridge thing was bullsh1t as it was only actually with Wayne Bridges EX bird AFTER they'd split it was mischief making by the media in the ext...
by lakesclaret
Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joey Barton
Replies: 175
Views: 15714

Re: Joey Barton

It's utterly staggering ,but not at all surprising given the FA's scattergun knee jerk incompetence we've come to expect from them . Sad to see Joey go,been brilliant for us ,true professional ,maybe not a bad time as we need to rebuild midfield and I guess he was gonna head off at season end .Coujd...
by lakesclaret
Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Crying Out For Kightly
Replies: 20
Views: 4722

Re: Crying Out For Kightly

I liked Kights but his crosses were often missed.... miskicked mistimed ....
by lakesclaret
Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche ball and Dufour
Replies: 32
Views: 4661

Re: Dyche ball and Dufour

Tarkowski and Heaton both kicked it out of play multiple times Complete and utter ******** ,if you must post deluded attention seeking bullsh1t KBRFC at least get your facts right.While Tarky did put Heaton under unnecessary pressure ,to allude that they both wellied it into to the stands " multipl...
by lakesclaret
Sun Apr 23, 2017 6:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gray
Replies: 53
Views: 6210

Re: Gray

Works hard and did well today I thought in the service he had.Though he's a decent player he isn't quick enough at this level ( for the style he plays) He's a hard runner for the ball but carries far too much muscle and vaguely reminds me of Rocky training on the beach
by lakesclaret
Sat Apr 22, 2017 7:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Atmosphere tomorrow
Replies: 33
Views: 4266

Re: Atmosphere tomorrow

Should be a good atmosphere as the JHL and upper tend to add to the CF singing on the bigger matches.Though the CFS does seem to quiten down pretty quickly after the Group jerk off during the Defour song
by lakesclaret
Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bouncer "punches Model"
Replies: 60
Views: 6140

Re: Bouncer "punches Model"

Pretty textbook really,he gave her a decent slap (the shock factor of a slap is effective) while being assaulted ,if he'd slapped her hard or clenched his fist she'd have been clean out. No one likes bouncers but most of the time they get it right in very volatile situations ,usually preventing drun...
by lakesclaret
Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dwight Yorke
Replies: 72
Views: 12010

Re: Dwight Yorke

Can only agree with the above that he comes over as a total tool with a chip on his shoulder and a total non case to argue . This coming from a prize bellend who never paid a penny to the disabled kid he had with the prostitute Jordan
by lakesclaret
Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:23 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Virgin 20 plenty
Replies: 8
Views: 1862

Re: Virgin 20 plenty

Odd.but when I searched "virgin 20" I got a nubile young blonde enjoying the attention of a large group of well hung black guys
by lakesclaret
Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tiny Flags for Man Utd game
Replies: 44
Views: 6489

Re: Tiny Flags for Man Utd game

Say it ain't so? What has it come to when Burnley are doing this sort of nonsense... It's the sort of thing you expect at Brighton or Leicester or other such giddy plastic grounds and fans. While most fans are v supportive to BFC in the community ,quite why we're being engineered into waving the sor...
by lakesclaret
Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley FC 5-a-side team
Replies: 15
Views: 2880

Re: Burnley FC 5-a-side team

Heaton
Lowton
Barton
Gudmunsson
Gray
by lakesclaret
Tue Apr 18, 2017 12:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Downing St Press Conference
Replies: 301
Views: 18347

Re: Downing St Press Conference

While it's great to see the lefties seething , surely getting rid of Corbyn in 2017 and totally rebuilding is way better than waiting till 2020 for the same outcome ? While I don't have a lot of time for TM ,to be really fair Brexit is upon us and it has to be given the smoothest ride it can be in w...
by lakesclaret
Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Congratulations Brighton
Replies: 96
Views: 9884

Re: Congratulations Brighton

If ever a club lived upto it's town reputation it's this lot,with their shiny stadium and giddy new plastic fans I'm sure they'll appeal to the towns young thrusting gayers
by lakesclaret
Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Line of Duty
Replies: 115
Views: 14258

Re: Line of Duty

Decent series well acted and written etc,but the ongoing fanboy circle jerk that is this thread is something to behold..
by lakesclaret
Sat Apr 15, 2017 8:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Everton v Burnley - Player Ratings
Replies: 22
Views: 7492

Re: Everton v Burnley - Player Ratings

Heaton 7 no chance with goals Lowton 7 steady Keane 7 decent enough Mee 7 v unlucky deflection but his usual brave show Ward 7 steady as per Lowts Boyd 6 did his stuff Hendrick 7 decent enough worked well with Brady and Joe Barton 8 *v good today never gave up,ok misplaced pass but stood out Brady 7...
by lakesclaret
Sat Apr 15, 2017 8:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ben Mee - World class
Replies: 25
Views: 3996

Re: Ben Mee - World class

He's been v good for us and epitomises everything about Burnleys rise in the SD era.Gives his all ,hard as nails and has even improved a bit too. As for "world class" the OP is perhaps going through some sort of " sycophancy breakdown" as even with claret tinted specs (we all wear em) such a lavish ...