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- Sat Oct 04, 2025 7:02 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Gawthorpe Hall - worth a look?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1510
Re: Gawthorpe Hall - worth a look?
My new locally based charity Rainbow Collective will be running half term HAF style camps at both locations this October half term. Free for all with hot food. We also cater for complex SEND so we are fully inclusive. No one pays a penny! You can follow me on social media @scott23875 for more detail...
- Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:46 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Football's Magic Money Tree
- Replies: 10422
- Views: 1644488
Re: Football's Magic Money Tree
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar 
- Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:42 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Beyer’s Limp
- Replies: 44
- Views: 6625
Re: Beyer’s Limp
Alternatively one afternoon a week volunteering behind the bar at The Dyche would sort his head out. Mental wellbeing is paramount for these closeted BBC types
- Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:40 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Beyer’s Limp
- Replies: 44
- Views: 6625
Re: Beyer’s Limp
He is an illegal immigrant. Stick him in a bed sit on Yorkshire Street and have him volunteer at Church on the Street full time. I guarantee within a week he’ll be knocking on Scott’s door and declaring himself fit. That’s player care 101. He’s a Zombie currently and we’re enabling him. Kaizen think...
- Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:36 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Beyer’s Limp
- Replies: 44
- Views: 6625
Re: Beyer’s Limp
Are you Joey Barton in disguise? Let me guess you think Jeremy Corbyn should be PM. Am I right?claretonthecoast1882 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:28 amIt is no wonder nobody has any idea what "woke" means when it is now used to describe someone who is injured
- Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:28 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Beyer’s Limp
- Replies: 44
- Views: 6625
Re: Beyer’s Limp
I’m gonna start calling him Stone Cold Steve Austin. Get him a BFC branded motorbility scooter and make him sign on. Broken Britain
- Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:26 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Beyer’s Limp
- Replies: 44
- Views: 6625
Re: Beyer’s Limp
Woke nonsense. Too much sports science involved here. Great that we are wrapping the young millionaire’s head in cotton wool. Not good that we are wrapping his body in cotton wool. Name him as community ambassador and make him work for BfC in the Community. The Beautiful Game is 24/7 in Burnley. Get...
- Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:03 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Blackburn Rovers V Burnley Women
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3795
Re: Blackburn Rovers V Burnley Women
The fact that this wasn’t played at a stadium highlights the laughable state of the clubs commitment to women’s football. El Classico in all its formats deserves the full power of the PR machine behind it. The clowns in charge of the circus haven’t a clue. Could have offered to play this at a packed...
- Tue Sep 30, 2025 7:47 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Manchester City v Burnley - Player Ratings
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4622
Re: Manchester City v Burnley - Player Ratings
Old Trafford 8 - working as understudy to Donnarumma will really pay off for him in the long run Walker 9 - leader. You’ll never beat him. Just like his Dad Desmond Hartman 9 - instant replay needed on Dan’s contributions. Best LB since Mee Ekdal 8 - Doesn’t have the legs that his ancestors did but ...
- Tue Sep 30, 2025 7:21 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Chopping Onions - Help Needed
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2054
Re: Chopping Onions - Help Needed
Also onions are the Devil’s food. Ask Marvin. He was a friend of mine on the nightshift at the ideas lab. Shame how it ended for him and Tammi though
- Tue Sep 30, 2025 7:18 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Chopping Onions - Help Needed
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2054
Re: Chopping Onions - Help Needed
I invented the ideal product about 15 years ago ago called #KNIFE~GUARD. Think Heston Blumental Specs x swimming goggles with a soft foam insert. They worked a treat. If you do it dressed only in a pair of budgie smugglers then your clothes won’t stink either. Other item in The Range included the Ca...
- Mon Sep 29, 2025 9:14 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Snagglepuss Distilleries and Benedictus
- Replies: 3
- Views: 424
Snagglepuss Distilleries and Benedictus
Rumours on X that our American overlords are developing an alcohol free version of Bene n Hot with Elon called BenedictUS. JJ Watt and Tom Cruise rumoured to be involved in the investment. Sounds like a load of horseshit to me. Leave our Bene alone! It’s not for kids and it’s medicinal enough as it ...
- Sat Sep 28, 2019 9:33 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Villa tickets haven’t arrived
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1816
Re: Villa tickets haven’t arrived
Thanks for the advice guys. All sorted now, phew! Saved me from having 3 very disappointed boys
- Fri Sep 27, 2019 9:14 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Villa tickets haven’t arrived
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1816
Villa tickets haven’t arrived
Just got in to discover my Villa tickets haven’t arrived yet
order them on Tuesday and thought it’d be plenty of time.
Has anyone had any experience of this and got advice of what to do next? I’ll try and contact the ticket office in the morning but don’t know if there’s anything they can do?

Has anyone had any experience of this and got advice of what to do next? I’ll try and contact the ticket office in the morning but don’t know if there’s anything they can do?
- Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dyche at Vale Park
- Replies: 17
- Views: 5244
Re: Dyche at Vale Park
Good spot!
- Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:35 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dyche at Vale Park
- Replies: 17
- Views: 5244
Re: Dyche at Vale Park
That’s Westwood not Lowton
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Aaron Lennon
- Replies: 405
- Views: 58956
Re: We’ve got Lennon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
We’ve got Defour (doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Dean Marney, Marney
Jack Cork and Westwood
But we’ve still got Ulvestad
Dean Marney, Marney
Jack Cork and Westwood
But we’ve still got Ulvestad
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:34 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Aaron Lennon
- Replies: 405
- Views: 58956
Re: We’ve got Lennon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
We’ve got Heaton,
Woody, Woody,
And Stephen Ward,
But they’re all injured
Woody, Woody,
And Stephen Ward,
But they’re all injured
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:31 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Aaron Lennon
- Replies: 405
- Views: 58956
Re: We’ve got Lennon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Or an alternative
We’ve got Joey
Our Ashley Ashley
And James Tarkowski
Playing next to Ben Mee
We’ve got Joey
Our Ashley Ashley
And James Tarkowski
Playing next to Ben Mee
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:30 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Aaron Lennon
- Replies: 405
- Views: 58956
We’ve got Lennon, doo doo doo doo doo doo
N’Koudou Koudou
It’ll be a good window
If we replace Keano...
It’ll be a good window
If we replace Keano...
- Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:31 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Nkoudou coming to the Turf
- Replies: 164
- Views: 25214
Re: Burnley twinned with Marseille
With the signing of Nkoudou, I make that 5 who played for Burnley and Marseille. Joey Barton Steven Fletcher Trevor Steven Chris Waddle All before him. Have we had so mamy play for one foreign club before? Scottish clubs aside I doubt it. Burnley twinned with Marseille. Has a ring to it. They have ...
- Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: best and worst goalkeepers since watching Burnley
- Replies: 107
- Views: 13982
Re: best and worst goalkeepers since watching Burnley
Billy O'Rourke is nowhere near our worst keeper. Seems a lot of people put him down because of the famous 7-0 on his debut. He was only 19, thrown in the deep end in front of the TV cameras and was badly let down by his defence that day. Left the field in tears and was named man of the match by the ...
- Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:32 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 25 man squad named
- Replies: 36
- Views: 6110
Re: 25 man squad named
Indeed you did CT. I was just making the distinction that there is no requirement to have any HGPs, contrary to popular belief that you must have 8ClaretTony wrote:As per my post (25) - no more than 17
- Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:28 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 25 man squad named
- Replies: 36
- Views: 6110
Re: 25 man squad named
Danny Ings wouldn't have needed to be listed as homegrown or not 3 years ago if he met the criteria for u21 that year. To clarify the rules on homegrown. An HGP means a player who, irrespective of nationality or age, has been registered with any club affiliated to The Football Association or the Foo...
- Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:21 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 25 man squad named
- Replies: 36
- Views: 6110
Re: 25 man squad named
This explains it There's actually a subtle difference in the actual rules. There is no requirement to have 8 homegrown players, the rule actually states that you can have no more than 17 players that do not fulfil the homegrown criteria and the rest, up to a maximum of 25, must be home grown. It is...
- Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Kevin Mirallas
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2319
Kevin Mirallas
Available on a permanent deal, could be a canny buy. Quality player plus a fellow Belgian could help keep Defour happy
- Sun Aug 27, 2017 2:05 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Forestieri
- Replies: 35
- Views: 7045
Re: Forestieri
A poor man's Adel Taarabt. Can't see Sean going for a player like this that could upset the balance of the group
- Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:50 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley ,fan in Ilfracombe
- Replies: 18
- Views: 4192
Re: Burnley ,fan in Ilfracombe
Cafe at Putsborough beach run by a Claret as well. Ask for Tony and you should get a discount.
- Mon Aug 14, 2017 7:20 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sir Mo Farah
- Replies: 118
- Views: 13222
Re: Sir Mo Farah
Wrong on all 3 counts. He's actually based in Portland, and lived in the U.K. from age 8 til about 3 years ago when he relocated his family. I presume he payed tax during that time, unless you've seen his tax returns.otto1959 wrote:He is based in L.A anyway. Never really lived in the uk or payed uk tax.
- Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:42 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Coyle is a lying git!!
- Replies: 83
- Views: 10990
Re: Coyle is a lying git!!
Our promotion season was 2008/09 not 2009/10
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:35 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: Clarets split for Alfreton and Kidderminster
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2572
Re: ARTICLE: Clarets split for Alfreton and Kidderminster
I can confirm Dave Burnley was at Alfreton as he was 2 seats down from me.
Only really counts if the gaffer's there, doesn't it
Only really counts if the gaffer's there, doesn't it

- Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Claret Incoming Rumours
- Replies: 372
- Views: 98674
Re: Claret Incoming Rumours
Subs: Keeper - Pope Full Back TD CB - Anderson Midfield - Arfield - O'Neil - Ulvestad Forwards - Agyei - C Long We've had worse Squads[/quote] I'd be worried if Anderson is our back up CB. I've seen him play 30ish games for Chesterfield and he'll probably do pretty well in L2, or L1 at a push, but n...
- Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:10 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Chelsea v Burnley – Ticket Information
- Replies: 57
- Views: 8372
Re: Chelsea v Burnley – Ticket Information
No point doing this £30 cap if concessions are nearly as much. Concessions should always have to be half price or less imo
- Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: Clarets split for Alfreton and Kidderminster
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2572
Re: ARTICLE: Clarets split for Alfreton and Kidderminster
I'd be astonished if it was Duff given the priority is the first teamers and he doesn't have anything to do with them. I'd guess it'll be Dyche and Duff at Alfreton and Woan, Loughlan and Farrell at Kidderminster. Either way I'll be at Alfreton to lend Sean a hand if required
- Fri Jul 21, 2017 8:10 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: Clarets split for Alfreton and Kidderminster
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2572
Re: ARTICLE: Clarets split for Alfreton and Kidderminster
I'd imagine Ian Woan will
- Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:34 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: did we have any add ons in the deal with Spurs for Trippier?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6224
Re: did we have any add ons in the deal with Spurs for Trippier?
People getting confused between contracts here. There are 2 separate contracts involved. One is a contract between the selling club and the buying club. This will state all the ins and outs of the transfer, including when payments are due, add ons, sell ons etc. The other is a contract between the p...
- Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:02 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jack Cork
- Replies: 570
- Views: 83274
Re: Jack Cork
By first team squad I presume you mean players who train together, seeing as we can only name 25 players in our Premier League squad? Those additional players could of course be used in cup games but 30/31 seems a bit heavy to me. As others have said it's 25 players plus an unlimited number of u21s...
- Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:51 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jack Cork
- Replies: 570
- Views: 83274
Re: Jack Cork
Cork was great for us and is highly experienced at this level. The signings we are making and being linked with say to me that Dyche is very keen to recruit the personnel nedded to allow a change from 4-4-2 if the situation might be needed. Walters allows us the option of playing him as a wide forw...
- Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:49 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Your favourite Northern Soul record?
- Replies: 121
- Views: 13806
Re: Your favourite Northern Soul record?
Jean Whalley and the Fiestas. ........I always liked 'the Snake ' by Al Johnson is it? Al Wilson sang The Snake. Cracking song. It was later covered by Donald Trump though. https://youtu.be/Sy9_r2Rzrc0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; My favourite has to be Heaven Must Have Sent You b...
- Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Next Seasons Kit
- Replies: 105
- Views: 15289
Re: Next Seasons Kit
Very reminiscent of the early 80s Spall / Poco shirts. I like it
- Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:48 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Labour & Sinn Fein coalition?
- Replies: 104
- Views: 10859
Re: Labour & Sinn Fein coalition?
Not MI6, they report to the Foreign SecretaryClarets4me wrote:If Labour form a Government, MI5 & MI6 will be report directly to Diane Abbott, Labour's new Home Secretary, and Jeremy Corbyn will be chairing meetings of COBRA....
Read that sentence again, before casting your votes !
- Fri May 19, 2017 6:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: How about a small increase in capacity at Turf Moor....
- Replies: 181
- Views: 26500
Re: How about a small increase in capacity at Turf Moor....
Any forward looking business would look to increase its customer base at a time like this. There is definitely scope to increase our capacity but I don't think filling in the corners is the solution. The potential extra demand would be for 'premium' seats with the best view and increased hospitality...
- Fri May 19, 2017 5:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Who have you seen in a chip shop?
- Replies: 69
- Views: 9007
Re: Who have you seen in a chip shop?
That is a Mercedes G-Wagon. Mercedes and Jeep are two different manufactures :D (Not being an arse, just genuinely wanted to know) :lol: He was clearly using jeep in the generic sense, as in a Merc in the style of a jeep, rather than referring to the brand itself. The term jeep predates the brand J...
- Sun May 14, 2017 12:07 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Long live the Venkys, Jack Walker is
- Replies: 33
- Views: 6822
Re: Long live the Venkys, Jack Walker is
Don't like this or who's that lying on the carpet either. I also don't like the Oh Burnalee one either but I normally just sing Clarets, Clarets and Clarets for that one. It only makes us look like the tits and fannies. We should sing songs that support our team and players rather than worrying abou...
- Sat May 13, 2017 4:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Bamford Scores!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 568
Bamford Scores!
Well done Patrick Bamford on scoring your first goal in 2 years. He'll be crying like a baby tonight
- Fri May 12, 2017 1:10 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Puma kit next season
- Replies: 74
- Views: 14899
Re: Puma kit next season
New Chesterfield Puma kits for next year
- Tue May 09, 2017 3:13 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Blackburn keen on Korean star
- Replies: 23
- Views: 3624
Blackburn keen on Korean star
Reports suggesting Blackburn are set to sign South Korean international Lee Gwon
- Tue May 09, 2017 2:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: SD's best signing
- Replies: 64
- Views: 7152
Re: SD's best signing
Tom Heaton in terms of quality, Scott Arfield in terms of uncovering a rough diamond, Joey Barton in terms of managing risk and reward
- Mon May 08, 2017 3:10 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 1st rat leaves
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2837
Re: 1st rat leaves
Hopefully Paul Junior can step up and continue the good work
- Mon May 08, 2017 3:08 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Kevin Long
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2216
Re: Kevin Long
Ideally we need 4 centre backs I think. We've been lucky with injuries and suspensions over the last 2 seasons. Not sure if Kevin Long is good enough but I think a spell on loan in the Championship would be more beneficial for him than warming to bench and playing development squad games. I'd be wor...