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by Formerbfcmanager
Sat Oct 04, 2025 7:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gawthorpe Hall - worth a look?
Replies: 17
Views: 1510

Re: Gawthorpe Hall - worth a look?

My new locally based charity Rainbow Collective will be running half term HAF style camps at both locations this October half term. Free for all with hot food. We also cater for complex SEND so we are fully inclusive. No one pays a penny! You can follow me on social media @scott23875 for more detail...
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Football's Magic Money Tree
Replies: 10422
Views: 1644488

Re: Football's Magic Money Tree

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar 🧐
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Beyer’s Limp
Replies: 44
Views: 6625

Re: Beyer’s Limp

Alternatively one afternoon a week volunteering behind the bar at The Dyche would sort his head out. Mental wellbeing is paramount for these closeted BBC types
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:40 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Beyer’s Limp
Replies: 44
Views: 6625

Re: Beyer’s Limp

He is an illegal immigrant. Stick him in a bed sit on Yorkshire Street and have him volunteer at Church on the Street full time. I guarantee within a week he’ll be knocking on Scott’s door and declaring himself fit. That’s player care 101. He’s a Zombie currently and we’re enabling him. Kaizen think...
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:36 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Beyer’s Limp
Replies: 44
Views: 6625

Re: Beyer’s Limp

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:
Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:28 am
It is no wonder nobody has any idea what "woke" means when it is now used to describe someone who is injured
Are you Joey Barton in disguise? Let me guess you think Jeremy Corbyn should be PM. Am I right?
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:28 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Beyer’s Limp
Replies: 44
Views: 6625

Re: Beyer’s Limp

I’m gonna start calling him Stone Cold Steve Austin. Get him a BFC branded motorbility scooter and make him sign on. Broken Britain
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:26 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Beyer’s Limp
Replies: 44
Views: 6625

Re: Beyer’s Limp

Woke nonsense. Too much sports science involved here. Great that we are wrapping the young millionaire’s head in cotton wool. Not good that we are wrapping his body in cotton wool. Name him as community ambassador and make him work for BfC in the Community. The Beautiful Game is 24/7 in Burnley. Get...
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Blackburn Rovers V Burnley Women
Replies: 37
Views: 3795

Re: Blackburn Rovers V Burnley Women

The fact that this wasn’t played at a stadium highlights the laughable state of the clubs commitment to women’s football. El Classico in all its formats deserves the full power of the PR machine behind it. The clowns in charge of the circus haven’t a clue. Could have offered to play this at a packed...
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue Sep 30, 2025 7:47 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Manchester City v Burnley - Player Ratings
Replies: 36
Views: 4622

Re: Manchester City v Burnley - Player Ratings

Old Trafford 8 - working as understudy to Donnarumma will really pay off for him in the long run Walker 9 - leader. You’ll never beat him. Just like his Dad Desmond Hartman 9 - instant replay needed on Dan’s contributions. Best LB since Mee Ekdal 8 - Doesn’t have the legs that his ancestors did but ...
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue Sep 30, 2025 7:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chopping Onions - Help Needed
Replies: 44
Views: 2054

Re: Chopping Onions - Help Needed

Also onions are the Devil’s food. Ask Marvin. He was a friend of mine on the nightshift at the ideas lab. Shame how it ended for him and Tammi though
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue Sep 30, 2025 7:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chopping Onions - Help Needed
Replies: 44
Views: 2054

Re: Chopping Onions - Help Needed

I invented the ideal product about 15 years ago ago called #KNIFE~GUARD. Think Heston Blumental Specs x swimming goggles with a soft foam insert. They worked a treat. If you do it dressed only in a pair of budgie smugglers then your clothes won’t stink either. Other item in The Range included the Ca...
by Formerbfcmanager
Mon Sep 29, 2025 9:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Snagglepuss Distilleries and Benedictus
Replies: 3
Views: 424

Snagglepuss Distilleries and Benedictus

Rumours on X that our American overlords are developing an alcohol free version of Bene n Hot with Elon called BenedictUS. JJ Watt and Tom Cruise rumoured to be involved in the investment. Sounds like a load of horseshit to me. Leave our Bene alone! It’s not for kids and it’s medicinal enough as it ...
by Formerbfcmanager
Sat Sep 28, 2019 9:33 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa tickets haven’t arrived
Replies: 5
Views: 1816

Re: Villa tickets haven’t arrived

Thanks for the advice guys. All sorted now, phew! Saved me from having 3 very disappointed boys
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri Sep 27, 2019 9:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa tickets haven’t arrived
Replies: 5
Views: 1816

Villa tickets haven’t arrived

Just got in to discover my Villa tickets haven’t arrived yet :shock: order them on Tuesday and thought it’d be plenty of time.

Has anyone had any experience of this and got advice of what to do next? I’ll try and contact the ticket office in the morning but don’t know if there’s anything they can do?
by Formerbfcmanager
Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche at Vale Park
Replies: 17
Views: 5244

Re: Dyche at Vale Park

Good spot!
by Formerbfcmanager
Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche at Vale Park
Replies: 17
Views: 5244

Re: Dyche at Vale Park

That’s Westwood not Lowton
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Aaron Lennon
Replies: 405
Views: 58956

Re: We’ve got Lennon, doo doo doo doo doo doo

We’ve got Defour (doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Dean Marney, Marney
Jack Cork and Westwood
But we’ve still got Ulvestad
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Aaron Lennon
Replies: 405
Views: 58956

Re: We’ve got Lennon, doo doo doo doo doo doo

We’ve got Heaton,
Woody, Woody,
And Stephen Ward,
But they’re all injured
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Aaron Lennon
Replies: 405
Views: 58956

Re: We’ve got Lennon, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Or an alternative

We’ve got Joey
Our Ashley Ashley
And James Tarkowski
Playing next to Ben Mee
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Aaron Lennon
Replies: 405
Views: 58956

We’ve got Lennon, doo doo doo doo doo doo

N’Koudou Koudou
It’ll be a good window
If we replace Keano...
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nkoudou coming to the Turf
Replies: 164
Views: 25214

Re: Burnley twinned with Marseille

With the signing of Nkoudou, I make that 5 who played for Burnley and Marseille. Joey Barton Steven Fletcher Trevor Steven Chris Waddle All before him. Have we had so mamy play for one foreign club before? Scottish clubs aside I doubt it. Burnley twinned with Marseille. Has a ring to it. They have ...
by Formerbfcmanager
Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: best and worst goalkeepers since watching Burnley
Replies: 107
Views: 13982

Re: best and worst goalkeepers since watching Burnley

Billy O'Rourke is nowhere near our worst keeper. Seems a lot of people put him down because of the famous 7-0 on his debut. He was only 19, thrown in the deep end in front of the TV cameras and was badly let down by his defence that day. Left the field in tears and was named man of the match by the ...
by Formerbfcmanager
Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:32 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 25 man squad named
Replies: 36
Views: 6110

Re: 25 man squad named

ClaretTony wrote:As per my post (25) - no more than 17
Indeed you did CT. I was just making the distinction that there is no requirement to have any HGPs, contrary to popular belief that you must have 8
by Formerbfcmanager
Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:28 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 25 man squad named
Replies: 36
Views: 6110

Re: 25 man squad named

Danny Ings wouldn't have needed to be listed as homegrown or not 3 years ago if he met the criteria for u21 that year. To clarify the rules on homegrown. An HGP means a player who, irrespective of nationality or age, has been registered with any club affiliated to The Football Association or the Foo...
by Formerbfcmanager
Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 25 man squad named
Replies: 36
Views: 6110

Re: 25 man squad named

This explains it There's actually a subtle difference in the actual rules. There is no requirement to have 8 homegrown players, the rule actually states that you can have no more than 17 players that do not fulfil the homegrown criteria and the rest, up to a maximum of 25, must be home grown. It is...
by Formerbfcmanager
Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kevin Mirallas
Replies: 10
Views: 2319

Kevin Mirallas

Available on a permanent deal, could be a canny buy. Quality player plus a fellow Belgian could help keep Defour happy
by Formerbfcmanager
Sun Aug 27, 2017 2:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Forestieri
Replies: 35
Views: 7045

Re: Forestieri

A poor man's Adel Taarabt. Can't see Sean going for a player like this that could upset the balance of the group
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley ,fan in Ilfracombe
Replies: 18
Views: 4192

Re: Burnley ,fan in Ilfracombe

Cafe at Putsborough beach run by a Claret as well. Ask for Tony and you should get a discount.
by Formerbfcmanager
Mon Aug 14, 2017 7:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sir Mo Farah
Replies: 118
Views: 13222

Re: Sir Mo Farah

otto1959 wrote:He is based in L.A anyway. Never really lived in the uk or payed uk tax.
Wrong on all 3 counts. He's actually based in Portland, and lived in the U.K. from age 8 til about 3 years ago when he relocated his family. I presume he payed tax during that time, unless you've seen his tax returns.
by Formerbfcmanager
Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Coyle is a lying git!!
Replies: 83
Views: 10990

Re: Coyle is a lying git!!

Our promotion season was 2008/09 not 2009/10
by Formerbfcmanager
Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Clarets split for Alfreton and Kidderminster
Replies: 10
Views: 2572

Re: ARTICLE: Clarets split for Alfreton and Kidderminster

I can confirm Dave Burnley was at Alfreton as he was 2 seats down from me.

Only really counts if the gaffer's there, doesn't it ;)
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Claret Incoming Rumours
Replies: 372
Views: 98674

Re: Claret Incoming Rumours

Subs: Keeper - Pope Full Back TD CB - Anderson Midfield - Arfield - O'Neil - Ulvestad Forwards - Agyei - C Long We've had worse Squads[/quote] I'd be worried if Anderson is our back up CB. I've seen him play 30ish games for Chesterfield and he'll probably do pretty well in L2, or L1 at a push, but n...
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chelsea v Burnley – Ticket Information
Replies: 57
Views: 8372

Re: Chelsea v Burnley – Ticket Information

No point doing this £30 cap if concessions are nearly as much. Concessions should always have to be half price or less imo
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Clarets split for Alfreton and Kidderminster
Replies: 10
Views: 2572

Re: ARTICLE: Clarets split for Alfreton and Kidderminster

I'd be astonished if it was Duff given the priority is the first teamers and he doesn't have anything to do with them. I'd guess it'll be Dyche and Duff at Alfreton and Woan, Loughlan and Farrell at Kidderminster. Either way I'll be at Alfreton to lend Sean a hand if required
by Formerbfcmanager
Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:34 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: did we have any add ons in the deal with Spurs for Trippier?
Replies: 31
Views: 6224

Re: did we have any add ons in the deal with Spurs for Trippier?

People getting confused between contracts here. There are 2 separate contracts involved. One is a contract between the selling club and the buying club. This will state all the ins and outs of the transfer, including when payments are due, add ons, sell ons etc. The other is a contract between the p...
by Formerbfcmanager
Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jack Cork
Replies: 570
Views: 83274

Re: Jack Cork

By first team squad I presume you mean players who train together, seeing as we can only name 25 players in our Premier League squad? Those additional players could of course be used in cup games but 30/31 seems a bit heavy to me. As others have said it's 25 players plus an unlimited number of u21s...
by Formerbfcmanager
Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jack Cork
Replies: 570
Views: 83274

Re: Jack Cork

Cork was great for us and is highly experienced at this level. The signings we are making and being linked with say to me that Dyche is very keen to recruit the personnel nedded to allow a change from 4-4-2 if the situation might be needed. Walters allows us the option of playing him as a wide forw...
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your favourite Northern Soul record?
Replies: 121
Views: 13806

Re: Your favourite Northern Soul record?

Jean Whalley and the Fiestas. ........I always liked 'the Snake ' by Al Johnson is it? Al Wilson sang The Snake. Cracking song. It was later covered by Donald Trump though. https://youtu.be/Sy9_r2Rzrc0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; My favourite has to be Heaven Must Have Sent You b...
by Formerbfcmanager
Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Next Seasons Kit
Replies: 105
Views: 15289

Re: Next Seasons Kit

Very reminiscent of the early 80s Spall / Poco shirts. I like it
by Formerbfcmanager
Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Labour & Sinn Fein coalition?
Replies: 104
Views: 10859

Re: Labour & Sinn Fein coalition?

Clarets4me wrote:If Labour form a Government, MI5 & MI6 will be report directly to Diane Abbott, Labour's new Home Secretary, and Jeremy Corbyn will be chairing meetings of COBRA....

Read that sentence again, before casting your votes !
Not MI6, they report to the Foreign Secretary
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri May 19, 2017 6:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How about a small increase in capacity at Turf Moor....
Replies: 181
Views: 26500

Re: How about a small increase in capacity at Turf Moor....

Any forward looking business would look to increase its customer base at a time like this. There is definitely scope to increase our capacity but I don't think filling in the corners is the solution. The potential extra demand would be for 'premium' seats with the best view and increased hospitality...
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri May 19, 2017 5:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who have you seen in a chip shop?
Replies: 69
Views: 9007

Re: Who have you seen in a chip shop?

That is a Mercedes G-Wagon. Mercedes and Jeep are two different manufactures :D (Not being an arse, just genuinely wanted to know) :lol: He was clearly using jeep in the generic sense, as in a Merc in the style of a jeep, rather than referring to the brand itself. The term jeep predates the brand J...
by Formerbfcmanager
Sun May 14, 2017 12:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Long live the Venkys, Jack Walker is
Replies: 33
Views: 6822

Re: Long live the Venkys, Jack Walker is

Don't like this or who's that lying on the carpet either. I also don't like the Oh Burnalee one either but I normally just sing Clarets, Clarets and Clarets for that one. It only makes us look like the tits and fannies. We should sing songs that support our team and players rather than worrying abou...
by Formerbfcmanager
Sat May 13, 2017 4:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bamford Scores!
Replies: 0
Views: 568

Bamford Scores!

Well done Patrick Bamford on scoring your first goal in 2 years. He'll be crying like a baby tonight
by Formerbfcmanager
Fri May 12, 2017 1:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Puma kit next season
Replies: 74
Views: 14899

Re: Puma kit next season

New Chesterfield Puma kits for next year
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue May 09, 2017 3:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Blackburn keen on Korean star
Replies: 23
Views: 3624

Blackburn keen on Korean star

Reports suggesting Blackburn are set to sign South Korean international Lee Gwon
by Formerbfcmanager
Tue May 09, 2017 2:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: SD's best signing
Replies: 64
Views: 7152

Re: SD's best signing

Tom Heaton in terms of quality, Scott Arfield in terms of uncovering a rough diamond, Joey Barton in terms of managing risk and reward
by Formerbfcmanager
Mon May 08, 2017 3:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 1st rat leaves
Replies: 7
Views: 2837

Re: 1st rat leaves

Hopefully Paul Junior can step up and continue the good work
by Formerbfcmanager
Mon May 08, 2017 3:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kevin Long
Replies: 8
Views: 2216

Re: Kevin Long

Ideally we need 4 centre backs I think. We've been lucky with injuries and suspensions over the last 2 seasons. Not sure if Kevin Long is good enough but I think a spell on loan in the Championship would be more beneficial for him than warming to bench and playing development squad games. I'd be wor...