I mainly write songs, but I did write a poem once, about the elephant in the room, but one that no-one knows about. The Irrelevant Elephant Stood in his element Alone, in a corner of the room. As he stood there unnoticed The host and the hostess Tucked into dessert with their spoons. They showed no ...

My right ear struggles with high frequency sounds due to a youthful heavy metal accident.

I hear "yanny" with my left ear that can hear high frequencies, "laurel" with my right (listening through headphones and swapping ears). I hear "laurel" when I use both.

Had my Windows laptop since 2010 and it was bottom of the range even then - still works, never had any issue with viruses etc. Yeah it's slow, but runs office fine, and I just use Ubuntu for web with a super light desktop. Got a HP for work - 16 gig ram, i5 processor. It's great. The only issue I've...

Another for Arfield

Bradford's fine tbh. Depends where you are in Bradford of course, but the city centre has been undergoing something of a renaissance recently. I often go for a night out in Bradford as a cheaper alternative to Leeds. ...been staying at the holiday inn and Travelodge recently with work... If you mean...