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Vegas Claret wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 20, 2025 6:23 pm
farcical red

Pedro did what Pedro does best. Ref fell for it.

Funny though.

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The bit that can **** me off is this theory that people want a "soft pitta" . They are just crappage. And it's hard to get a proper bit of pitta at a supermarket. Morrisons have sold out completely , and you might get lucky elsewhere only if they don't stock Warburtons.

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Some good ones here plus 2 that are handy as they are long enough for you to get to the skip/change channel button.

I'll add in;-
Green grasses and high tides by the outlaws.
No love lost : joy division
2112 : rush.

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And they are back in the news again, this time for abusing athletic Madrid manager and staff.....

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Shearer. I was at the dell for his league debut hat-trick v arsenal. Van Basten. The best ever in the position. At non-league level, I saw a very young efion ekoku come to penydarren with Sutton United and he was just on a completely different planet from everybody else on the pitch. Awesome perform...

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The apathy comes from knowing that even if we nearly pulled something off, var would "fix it".

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bobinho wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 13, 2025 9:33 am
Wow…. Not a lot left is there fella?

It's fine, but would be difficult if I couldn't cook.
Id rather that than be my mum who cant eat cheese, chocolate or tomatoes. Most of my favourite foods have at least one of those things.

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the Americanization is here Just out of interest, I looked at the prices to go and watch the Vegas Raiders in the NFL - I legit don't know how families can afford 1 game never mind a season ticket. The cheapest ticket I could find when they play Dallas was $495 + fees and that was at the back in th...

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As a person that doesn't have a normal top to his stomach, anything that tastes bad second time around. From the list above, that includes sprouts, celery and tripe. Add in anything that has a lump of fat still attached to it, cabbage (school dinner type. White/red cabbage is fine), pesto, salad dre...

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Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 08, 2025 8:55 pm
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Akron Zips?

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yTib wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 09, 2025 10:16 pm
a couple of decades within a single decade is groundhog dayian.

Dayian henley is a linebacker not a goalkeeper or a groundhog.

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I thought he was about as funny as Blackburn winning the league.

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Jets Steelers. Good game this. Seahawks for me. Against the dirty 49ers at 905. Let's see how this rebuild will go. As advertised. Defence looking pretty decent. Offence a work in progress, but the o line looked a little better, I suppose. Sanfran will probably win the division by a combination of ...

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Saxons - German
Angles - German
Royal family - German

There's some history.

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Holland were kicked off the park in the 1978 WC A home blower ref didn't help one of the greatest ever Dutch teams get the win their talent deserved.I saw Messi in the Nou Camp car park .It was the day he signed for Barca.Maradona was a cheat and was never at Messi's level. It's a disgrace that Hol...

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Perhaps he tried to get them to play nice football and forgot to spend 25% of the training on diving, screaming, rolling around etc. The Solihull way.

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Yes. You've got two different answers, because you didn't define the question properly. The large number is the total number of combinations assuming that the order is important like the code for an entry to a keysafe where you can have #,* and + as well as numbers to pick from. The small number ass...

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If Chris Wood had found the form he's got now, and prior to his final season with us, he was a bargain at the price Newcastle paid us for him That he didn't is one of those things but 91 PL goals is not to be sniffed at when you see which players are around him on the all time PL list Agreed. It's ...

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There are only 178 maternity units in the UK according to ai. That's a bit restrictive. Hastings, for example does not have one. It's in St Leonards. That said, it would probably mean lots of scousers and londeners moving back home so that their children were born in the right catchment area, so it ...

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The main difference between isak and wissa was that isak clearly got tapped up by the scousers and well before the pathetic offer went in. Yes, they did it through their media friends, but it was while the season was ongoing. Wissa wasn't - not least because he wasn't exactly top of the shopping lis...

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I had a client that was over £1,000 in credit. He then moved into a care home, so the bungalow was empty thereafter. The energy company wrote to say that they estimated that his bills would go up, so I told them the above. After their response that they would put it up anyway, i, told them that thei...

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Hi Tricky Trevor, I remembered a fellow Claret mentioning possible money laundering but couldn't recall who. There does seem to be a ...pattern of sorts, doesn't there? This one makes no sense.I don't know how he got on at Leicester last season but why would Brighton loan him to Chelsea? Chelsea un...

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Dressinggown wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 01, 2025 7:02 pm
To be fair, my lower extremeties had a significantly better taste profile than the Brussels Sprouts.

And you get 10 new potatoes and only two Brussels sprouts. Different numbers of potatoes may be available near Ewood.

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There was only one?

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Dead cities. - the exploited.

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ecc wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 28, 2025 4:34 pm
Mockneys as well.

But that was the only song they did that was any good, so just fade it out 3 seconds before the end.

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Rather liked the "you're getting trolled in the morning" chant. I'm not sure the armchair man u types will wait that long though.

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I heard that they decided that they couldn't afford to be a yoyo club (well that might well be true after they didn't yo last season. Hence they decided that they were safer becoming a championship equivalent of Brighton and Brentford, aiming to buy young talent, develop and then sell for profit. Th...

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karatekid wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 26, 2025 9:55 pm
SW v DL going to pennies

How funny was that?

Calvert-lewin misses several chances in time added on and then his penalty so far over the bar. Farke's face was cut to each time and he's clearly thinking What the f have you given me?
I can't remember such a one sided pen shoot out.

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I understand everything that you are saying. BUT are you also saying they shouldn't have a realistic time scale on anyone's application? If that's the case why bother giving a time scale in the first place as they did in my case. They raised my expectations by saying when I sent my application in J...

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Tall Paul wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 20, 2025 10:12 pm
Why, what's happening on Saturday?

Yes, you're right. It's Monday.

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Tall Paul wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 20, 2025 10:12 pm
Why, what's happening on Saturday?

Scousers play at SJP.

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Tall Paul wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 20, 2025 10:12 pm
Why, what's happening on Saturday?

Yes, you're right. It's Monday.

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Newcastle have made their position clear, so opting to put in a formal request isn't relevant here. Save that it makes isak look like a petulant child kicking his feet because he can't get sweets without saying please. He was happy enough taking money from a pretty good contract when he was injured...

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That does seem like an interminably long time, Fd. I moved in May having started the conveyancing process in late January. So around 13 weeks to completion. Fortunately, things went relatively smoothly. I'd keep pestering your brief. Have you not actually completed yet? Sorry, but these (and a lot ...

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claretonthecoast1882 wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 18, 2025 1:30 pm
Isn't this something the youth of today say to someone's Gran blocking the route at Ski Rossendale

Is this a metaphor for constipation?

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I was at a local league game today. The ref did the 5 second countdown which everyone could hear. left me wondering if there was a better way in the league grounds, PA or something. Ours put his hand up when he judged there was 4 seconds to go and then lowered each finger. It seemed to work pretty ...

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Here's another reason for them to be upset.

I think that the person submitting the quiz might have been a Rovers fan?

https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/13 ... dden-death

I can't get this to go blue. Maybe it will when I post it.........

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Paul Clark was tougher than any you'll see in the Premier league these days.

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dvalley69 wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 13, 2025 7:16 pm
Spurs playing in the SuperCup tonight. Let's see how they look & lineup.

How did spurs qualify for a supercup?

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I was at their last match of last season. OK ground for that level. Their strikers were good but I think they were both loanees, and they were made to look good by our (merthyr) decision to give all the squad players a game as we were on the beach. But, they did fantastic burgers. Huge, bursting ful...

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I've heard it makes Mr Brady look like a complete cu next Tuesday. Looking forward to watching it actually 😁 Not an American football fan then? Brady was always in the top 1% for work ethic - but that was mainly to overcome his limitations as a quarterback. It's a bit like Gary neville saying that ...

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Alan shearers league debut as a relative unknown outside Southampton.
They beat arsenal 4-2 and shearer scored a hattrick.

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Novotel in saarbrucken. Yes, they are all roughly the same, but that one was just perfect, and I probably gained half a stone before leaving.

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I don't think the competition has much of a future to be honest. It looked for a time as if they might have to invite teams from the level below as clubs pulled out - Altrincham, Carlisle, Yeovil, York, Eastleigh all said no thanks. And most of the conference sides that do take part take the compet...

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If they are going to change the rules, I'd rather they allowed the keeper to come charging off his line as soon as a kick taker stops or stutters or deliberately slows down in his run up.

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So when it hits the post bounces onto the back of the keeper and into the net, that won't be a goal?

Changin g a rule that doesn't need changing seems very wengerish.

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Another shite penalty. This time from Spain. Ha. Sure they will be able to fall over for a few more.

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Would you prefer to have a bit more time to get served, enjoy a drink and talk about the 1st half before returning to the stand for the 2nd half? No. For a good part of the season, the weather is miserable, with freezing temperatures made worse by wind and rain. 10 minutes was fine. They still have...

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Netherlands v France, probably. Wales will lose and I don't really want to listen to 90+ more minutes of how wonderful England women are after the previous performance. Start danielle vdd. Please. It's like benching Gareth Bale. Don't care about the other thing, but I suppose I'd like Chelsea to be ...

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