Get yourself down market street where all the finer establishments are.

Snugg is where it’s at, fearsome amount oh hairies in there

Will the real tup please stand up

I am heading down to Burnley for the up coming Match and would love to meet a young English maiden to accompany me for my stay.

Have you any advice for best way to sneak up on them or any tips on keeping them quiet whilst they’re in the boot of my car ?