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...done.

And adious amigos.

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I will be frequenting the Istanbul FC (or whatever their name is) forum after Thursday.

Hopefully they'll bring equally gormless fans who speak and look as they've been transported from the 1970's when they visit.

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Just be ******* glad we are in the top flight of English football and playing in Europe and stop the ******* moaning and be glad we don't play Maidstone, Barnet Torquay anymore on Friday and Tuesday night ffs be happy with what we have and stop picking ******* holes in it all the bloody time Jesus ...

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^ Arfield? Ex falkirk Arfield?

Did you hold him in high regard?

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^ all the more reason to get a full house if you're playing Aberdeen AND Scottish football at the same time..

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^ Thank you kind sir.

Tennant's Ice. Best pint in the history of pints.

BTW, the non-entity you refer to is an imposter using another's monicker. A fud trying to be jack the lad. Best ignored.

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Well that comes as a shock. I would of thought a man with your charm, wit and extreme wealth would of been quite popular In all honesty I am extremely popular. You can normally tell by persons online demeanour if they'd be hospitable. Being intelligent and a respected studier of psychology and soci...

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No disrespect to Bolton and Blackburn and Burnley and Bradford and Barnsley and Bournemouth and Brighton but they're not exactly crowd pullers historically. They are all perfect examples of the saying "Every dog has it's day" Your day was last season finishing 7th in the most exciting league in the ...

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^ Most certainly. I like Turkey, particularly the Side/ Belek/ Antalya area. Have never been to Istanbul though, it looks a different kettle of fish. There was a documentary on Tv recently exposing all the scam merchants enticing drunken lads into bars with the lure of beautiful women and cheap beer...

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Damo wrote:How come your not going rumps?

The official line is: Far too busy at work, all tickets were gone before I realised I could manage to fit into my busy schedule...

The truth is: My one and only friend in the world, who I would of went with is away on holiday...

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^ no problem chum. Happy to be of assistance.

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You should sell him asap.

Coward.

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Shame it won't be sell out, not that I give a flying monkeys f.uck as I won't be there. On another completely unrelated note...I was in our club shop at Pittodrie today sorting out things for our bigger game on Sunday and they're selling Burnley scarves. WTF Thought I !!! I wonder if the 4x Gormless...

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No, we should have put you away before you snatched an undeserved equaliser at the death. Please continue to underestimate us. Quite correct Tup. Not sure if you were reading this forum prior to the game at Pittodrie? If so you would have noticed how Aberdeen, being a Mickey Mouse club from the ars...

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Theres a handful of sad clowns who post 24/7 on AFC Chat(some of the ones posting here have been hounded off it).Most dont go to games.Ignore Laddie, The website you refer to is run by a guy who started a thread openly rejoicing and ridiculing a person with mental problems when he took his own life...

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Stayingup wrote:Ultimate troll. Your a pr!ck. Get off our pages and stick to the Deadwoods.

Outclassed off the pitch by the likes of you. Your about as funny as that Scottish @rshole Boyle.

Please refer to post *24 for the correct use of the word(s) your, and you're.

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YES YOU HAVE, YOU STARTED TONIGHT. AND YOU START THE CAMPAIGN EARLIER THAN US; YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE THAN READY. WE TOOK IT AS ONE OF OUR PRE-SEASON GAMES EVEN IF IT WAS COMPETITIVE. AND YOU STILL COULDNT BEAT US!! Seriously? Let's look at it from another angle... You carthorses received 120 mi...

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WE'RE ONLY 3 AND A HALF WEEKS INTO PRE-SEASON. WE WERENT GREAT AND YOU STILL COULDNT BEAT US, HOW **** ARE YOU!! We haven't started competitive football yet either thicko! Honestly min, West Brom in a friendly last week were better at football. And they're not even in the strongest, toughest, best ...

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^ Outclassed, not only on but off the pitch also. I must re-iterate...why were you lot so quiet? Out of your depth despite finishing 7th in the Quote- toughest league in the world - Unquote.That's why. And finishing 7th in this toughest league in Brain Motson, and Gary Lineker's underpants with a go...

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Papabendi wrote:Looks like rumpus is well up for his cup final.

No cup final for me min. I didn't even consider going when asked.

One doesn't frequent backwaters like Burnley. No appeal whatsoever.

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A lot of hot air there Rumpus No hot air laddie... That was me being civil and giving you the benefit of the doubt, we have more in our locker than that showing. Strange team selection from Sir Derek. Seemed to work to a point, it's good that you ***** scored as he would have tried to shut up shop ...

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Summary of the team that finished 7th in the self proclaimed greatest league in the world: Your Revered Manager; Did he think playing a 'Mickey Mouse team from a Mickey Mouse league' meant that it was not necessary to get his players fit a few weeks earlier? Your Captain: Deary mee....Owned within 1...

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Such a waste of time talking with this two pricks, notebook lions....maybe aberdeen soccer cowards ahhahahahahha...go to bed and stop with irn bru, worst drink ever, even the pigs can't drink that ****.... The word you were looking for was 'these' two pricks, rather than 'this' two pricks. Plural r...

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^ Ok thanks. Just as well I'm cleverer than most and can decipher your cryptic clue. So I assume you have a stand at your ground, probably the main stand which is called 'The Long side" (not a lot of effort went into giving that a name). At the end of the side which is not short is a stand, probably...

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Bfcboyo wrote:Bet you cannot wait to grow up and get your provisional.

Do me a favour laddie to save me googling...what's a bee hole end?

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Football related these are the best books I've ever read. Walking on water - Brian Clough Alex fergusons autobiography. Stan the man And my personal favourite ...... a season with verona - tim parks. A superb book about the author travelling up and down the country with verona in a thrilling 1999/0...

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ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON wrote:the bee hole end .. you will be taking it up the bumhole end tommorow you pikeys

Ken!

What's a friggin bee hole end when it's at home? An insects anus?

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Did one of these Aberdeen lads brag about a "rolled gold bracelet"!!! FFS its 2018 not 1978!! PMSL. That is a classic, was he driving a Cortina as well? If you'd taken the time to read prior to writing your gobbledygook, you'd have noticed the automobile of choice today was a Porsche Macan. St Andr...

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italianclaret88 wrote:you can be a comedian in edinburgh festival, did u know where is?....go to take your metadone dose and go to bed skagboy....

did u know where is?

Eh?

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You can earn at least 3x of tennent's super lager...i can understand all english peoples than your fuckin dialects....made a course of english pal, can't wait to see your big away firm in burnley....DUMB Ha! Danny friggin Dyer takes centre stage.. I wonder if the quartet of beauts were in the Burnl...

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^ They won't Archie.

No bottle.

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Anyone care for a flutter on outcome?

£10 to a charity of each others choice. I'll say we win tomorrow night.

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In all honesty, I'm just noising you up in true football forum styleee.

Hope those of you that come here have a good time and enjoy the beer.

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^ in no way could anyone feel inferior to the quartet I refer to. Must have been transported here from 1972. I'm aware that jeans come in various 'cuts" I.E. Slim cut, comfort cut, boot cut etc.. Is there a shop in Burnley which sells 2-man tent, flapping about in the wind and deliberately far too l...

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Thank you chum.

I admire your indefatigablity.

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To add to above, have just googled and it's 4x.

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Keep up the good work Archie... While going about my business (Big in Oil and therefore earn 3x times the average wage in Burnley) I was driving up Beach Boulevard and spotted 4 of the englanders walking down towards the front. With their Aston Villa/ West Ham tops on. Firstly I noticed their amblin...

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^ Which football would you prefer to watch?

Today's variety of expensive haircuts on pristine pitches, or 70's blood and thunder?

I'd have 4 decades ago. Definitely.

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Slightly before my time the Leeds team of yore and I couldn't care less about English football but Leeds 70's must have the toughest bunch ever. Watched a documentary on them and there was what can only be described as an all out brawl at Derby's Baseball ground, which always appeared to be a mud ba...

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IanMcL wrote:Flight prices colossal!

Not too bad laddie...

ABZ via Amsterdam to Istanbul return = £270

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The Scots must be the saddest race on earth. They get their chance of a complete break from the English who they hate, then they neither have the balls or confidence to vote leave. Scotland will always be Englands bitches Have to agree, sadly. Must be the only country on earth where just over 1/2 t...

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An aeroplane has been spotted flying over Burnley.

Is there a train due any time this millennium?

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In defence as far as my performance with Gunt Face, I was pretty mediocre in bed. T'was like wrestling with a paddling pool full of porridge.

Give me a stick insect any day of the week.

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My tune. Remember that? It was Dave LeeTravis' signature piece on his morning show on radio 1. Anyway, Halfabrain Thicko from some nondescript shitehole phones in. He's explaining it was a year since his brother, who'd been suffering from depression since as long as anyone could remember, had finall...

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I once 'shagged' a bird who was so fat her ankles covered half her shoes. Was out on town a week later and lost my keys, couldn't get hold of my flat mate to let me in. Phoned up Gunt Face and asked her if I could come over to hers. "Nope" she replied abruptly. "Why?" I asked, slightly miffed "Cos y...

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Ive worked there and been a regular for30 years. The owner Mark is a toff of a guy. You would be welcome with open arms. Why are you ripping the arse out of folk coming to Aberdeen by asking them to frequent pub approx, 8 miles from Aberdeen? Seriously min...a pub in fuckin dyce? Not even in Aberde...

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7 years bad luck to kill a spider.

Living in a house built in in the year 1742 I have spiders a plenty, it's a good sign as it means the house is dry.

More than can be said for her fud in 10 minutes when I start my manly mating call. (once I've finished my tea and emptied my bladder)

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bfcjg wrote:I'm breaking into a house in Ballater whilst the owners in the pub.

You wouldn't know where Ballater is supposing you we're time warped from the 70's to the place.

And they painted matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs.

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And nowadays I've progressed to shoving my appendage through Gloryholes.

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It was my birthday last week and i got a bottle of red wine through the letter box 750ml btl Just opened it and have drunk half a glass already not bad wine if I carry on I may not be able to tell who are Germans and who are Swedish, possibley wont even care hic ill have another drink now. Have bou...

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