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Yellow x 5 Pink x 4 Mauve x 4 Blue x 2 Orange x 5 Red x 5 Brown x 5 Green x 4 TOTAL Smartasses x 34 Thank you for your time Eloise Hope the team wearing Claret and Blue wins this one I would expect we will be in the black third strip and Villa will be wearing the claret. So I want the team in black...

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An excellent choice as always EL and thank you for doing the count. I sez :-

Yellow 4
Pink 3
Mauve 5
Blue 4
Orange 3
Red 5
Brown 4
Green 2

TOTAL 30

Let's vanquish Villa.

Up the Mighty Clarets, come what may.

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The thrashing in December 2001 completely derailed our first PL promotion push under Stan. We were top of the league going into the fixture and ended up finishing 7th missing out on the playoffs by 1 goal on GD and bloody City had put 5 past us and also saved a penalty.

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we used to play in the street when we were kids. Either use chalk to draw stumps on a wall or use an upturned wooden crate. Just need a bat and a tennis ball.

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Updated points table :- 1st Croydon Claret 55 points Joint 2nd Les latcham fan club 40 points Longsider 40 points 4th jdrobbo 35 points 5th Eloise Laws 30 points Joint 6th Claretmisterg 25 points DingleDangle 25 points Zooniverser 25 points Joint 9th BigF 20 points Dawlish Claret 20 points tarkys_ea...

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Eloise Laws wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 26, 2025 7:15 pm
That is a great ditty Tarky! I would just like to point out, I’m up next game and like baking, poetry is not one of my hidden talents so..DONT ASK!!

It is your food count EL so I would say your choice in all matters including the writing of a poem.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx2cEHGA3To Has he earned a song? He has the good grace to have a name that fits perfectly with the opening refrain of this fantastic version of hooked on a feeling as featured in the Tarantino classic Reservoir Dogs. Singing it will make us all feel good and help insp...

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An excellent choice Tarky and thanks for doing another count. I sez :- White 4 Purple 5 Yellow 3 Pink 6 Total 18 I hope the food counting gods like iced gems because we're going to need all the help we can get in the footballing contest to come. Hopefully we will find a way to get something out of t...

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Updated points table :- 1st Les latcham fan club 40 points Joint 2nd Croydon Claret 35 points Longsider 35 points Joint 4th Eloise Laws 25 points jdrobbo 25points Joint 6th BigF 20 points Claretmisterg 20 points Zooniverser 20 points Joint 9th Dawlish Claret 15 points DingleDangle 15 points tarkys_e...

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An excellent choice Dawlish. Thanks for doing the count. I sez :-

Lemon 6
Strawberry 5
Lime 6
Orange 6
Blackcurrant 5
Total Number of Cloudz. 28

Let's skittle Cardiff.

Up the Mighty Clarets, come what may.

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Walker had a great game, particularly first half, but Dubravka's performance in the second half secured the point for us.

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Updated points table :- 1st Les latcham fan club 30 points 2nd Croydon Claret 25 points 3rd Claretmisterg 20 points Joint 4th BigF 10 points BossCat 10 points Dawlish Claret 10 points Eloise Laws 10 points jdrobbo 10 points Longsider 10 points tarkys_ears 10 points Zooniverser 10 points Joint 12th D...

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An excellent choice jd and an entertaining poem. Thank you for doing the count.
I sez
127 blueberries
12 grams the packet

Let's flatten the Forest.

Up the mighty clarets, come what may.

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Updated points table :- 1st Les latcham fan club 30 points Joint 2nd Claretmisterg 20 points Croydon Claret 20 points Joint 4th BigF 10 points BossCat 10 points Dawlish Claret 10 points Eloise Laws 10 points tarkys_ears 10 points Zooniverser 10 points Joint 7th jdrobbo 5 points Longsider 5 points md...

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tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 14, 2025 1:15 pm
MisterG are you still keeping the scoreboard upto date?

yes, will post updated points shortly

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Thanks to tarkys_ears, Croydon Claret and Dawlishclaret, and also BigF for the initial offer for Cardiff, we now have a full house if volunteers for the next few games :- Sun 14/09 Liverpool (h) - tarkys_ears (in progress) Sat 20/09 Forest (h) - jdrobbo Tue 23/09 Cardiff EFL cup (h) - Dawlishclaret ...

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Thanks very much for stepping up Tarky. I sez
888 Rice Krispies
4g empty packet and bag

Let's smash the scousers on Sunday.

Up the mighty clarets, come what may.

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Please can we have counting volunteers for the upcoming Liverpool, Cardiff and Arsenal games. New counters welcome.

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Hope he recovers and wish him all the best.

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Updated food counting volunteer list for forthcoming fixtures :- Sun 14/09 Liverpool (h) - Sat 20/09 Forest (h) - jdrobbo Tue 23/09 Cardiff EFL cup (h) - Sat 27/09 Man C (a) - tarkys_ears Sat 04/10 Villa (a) - Eloise Laws Sat 18/10 Leeds (h) - Zooniverser Sun 26/10 Wolves (a) - Bosscat Sat 01/11 Ars...

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Thank you to all our counters and volunteers so far. We have volunteers for the following upcoming games :- Sun 14/09 Liverpool (h) - TBA Cardiff EFL cup (h) - Sat 20/09 Forest (h) - jdrobbo Sat 27/09 Man C (a) - tarkys_ears Sat 04/10 Villa (a) - Eloise Laws Sat 18/10 Leeds (h) - Zooniverser Sun 26/...

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Thanks to all our counters and volunteers so far. We now have volunteers for the following upcoming games :- Sun 14/09 Liverpool (h) - TBA Cardiff EFL cup (h) - Sat 20/09 Forest (h) - jdrobbo Sat 27/09 Man C (a) - tarkys_ears Sat 04/10 Villa (a) - Eloise Laws Sat 18/10 Leeds (h) - Zooniverser Sun 26...

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 01, 2025 4:19 pm
I will take your Wolves match if you take Liverpool

Unfortunately I am unable to do a count for Liverpool. However I can put you in for the Wolves game and I will do West Ham if that works for you.

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Thanks to all the counters for the games so far and to the volunteers for upcoming games :- Sun 14/09 Liverpool (h) - TBA Cardiff EFL cup (h) - Sat 20/09 Forest (h) - jdrobbo Sat 27/09 Man C (a) - tarkys_ears Sat 04/10 Villa (a) - Eloise Laws Sat 18/10 Leeds (h) - Zooniverser Sun 26/10 Wolves (a) - ...

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Points table so far :- 1st Les latcham fan club 30 points Joint 2nd Claretmisterg 20 points Croydon Claret 20 points Joint 4th BigF 10 points BossCat 10 points Eloise Laws 10 points Joint 7th Dawlish Claret 5 points jdrobbo 5 points Longsider 5 points tarkys_ears 5 points Well done to Les latcham fa...

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mdd2 wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 30, 2025 2:01 pm
Please do not be so dismissive
Mine was not a guess but an estimate.
Wrong I know but never a guess

To what does this pertain and how may I remedy matters for you ?

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Open Food Count Man Utd.png Congratulations to Les latchan fan club for being closest for both onions and jooooooose. 10 points is yours. I will sacrifice my 5 counting points to the food counting gods in the fervent hope that they will respond graciously by allowing us to gain some league points t...

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219 pickled pearls

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143ml pickerling jooooose

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checking guesses now .........

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Drainage has commenced no more guesses will be conidered

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just over an hour left to get your guesses in

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Guesses so far

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Come on you counters. You have until 1pm to get your guesses in.

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Trawden travel 01282 862114

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come on counters get your guesses in

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Guesses so far.

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Only 7 guesses so far. Come on you counters. Let's have some more guesses to help us in the footballing contest against the ManUre tomorrow.

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New York Telephone Conversation by Lou Reed

https://youtu.be/O8tzz5dj4iA?feature=shared

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Burnley at home to Cardiff

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IMG_9187.jpeg IMG_9188.jpeg Calling all food counters. You are cordially invited to guess how many pearl onions are in my jar. Moreover I would like you to also guess how many ml of joooooose they are pickling therein. I will award any exact guesses 10 counting points, or 5 points for nearest if no...

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Upcoming games and volunteers. Is anybody able to do a count for the Liverpool game as Croydon has picked up Derby ? Tue 26/08 Derby EFL cup (h) - Croydon Claret (in progress) Sat 30/08 Man U (a) - claretmisterg Sun 14/09 Liverpool (h) - Sat 20/09 Forest (h) - jdrobbo Sat 27/09 Man C (a) - tarkys_ea...

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Thanks very much for stepping up Croydon. I sez
Artichoke pieces 27
Oil 81ml
Jar and lid 110g
Let's demolish Derby

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The ticket office said it was new for this season. Never had any issues in the past. He's happy to have his own clarets number so no big deal but website should have said that was what was required.

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This very thing happened to me so I rang the ticket office and they advised that my Grandson needed to be registered with his own ckarets number then a ticket could be assigned to him. I did this and it then allowed me to buy a ticket and assign it to him. The error message is misleading.

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THEWELLERNUT70 wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 23, 2025 8:11 pm
The walk I music I thought was excellent

The Ecstasy Of Gold by Ennio Morricone from The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

https://youtu.be/ubVc2MQwMkg?si=XK-zsUe9gSmgjM7R

I agree. It's the soundtrack to one of the most iconic shoot outs in movie history.

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An excellent choice as always, Dawlish, thanks for doing the count. I sez :-

Peach pieces - 11
Pear pieces - 5
Pineapple pieces - 9
Grapes - 8
Cherries - 3
Total pieces - 36
Syrup(ml) - 27

Let's massacre the mackems. Up the mighty clarets, come what may.

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Tasty Corn wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 19, 2025 11:45 am
I can do Derby

Thank you Tasty Corn

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Reminder of volunteers for upcoming gales. Does anybody fancy doing a count for the Derby cup game ? Sat 23/08 Sunderland (h) - Dawlishclaret Tue 26/08 Derby EFL cup (h) - Sat 30/08 Man U (a) - claretmisterg Sun 14/09 Liverpool (h) - Croydon Claret Sat 20/09 Forest (h) - jdrobbo Sat 27/09 Man C (a) ...

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Hello BC it's great to get the new season up and running and an excellent choice by Mrs BC.
I sez 17 spuds-u-like
11g empty bag
let's smash the spuds on Saturday.

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created quite a buzz has this tweet

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One of my favourite players of the Stan era. Best of luck to him.

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Thanks to all the volunteers so far we have the following counters confirmed :- Sat 16/08 Spurs (a) - Bosscat Sat 23/08 Sunderland (h) - Dawlishclaret Sat 30/08 Man U (a) - claretmisterg Sun 14/09 Liverpool (h) - Croydon Claret Sat 20/09 Forest (h) - jdrobbo Sat 27/09 Man C (a) - tarkys_ears Sat 04/...

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Zooniverser wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 04, 2025 11:46 am
None of these work for me due to holidays or work commitments but I’ll happily do DL on 18th October if you want to extend the list.

will do cheers Zooniverser

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