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equinox wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 03, 2025 4:31 pm
Is there anything more dangerous this side of Africa than a tin of Tuna with a peel back lid?

Not if you ask my missus.

She's got a massive scar on her hand from trying to feed a stray cat a tin of tuna when she was ******

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Do you own a knife?

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Poor Danny, turned to booze, drugs and gambling after losing £5m...

He should have used that £5m to fund these things, don't you think?

Might have considered a more legitimate route for his tax "avoidance".

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A badly advised young man.

Best case scenario was he'd be #2 keeper. BEST.

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Procrastinate B wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 01, 2025 9:04 pm
Great move for all concerned.

Uhh...

ok

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One can only assume the fee was the release clause?

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Life of Riley wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 31, 2025 1:06 pm
Thought this was rate the ref , not rate VAR

Figure out what the R part means and why it MIGHT be applicable here...

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Id rather the ref got it wrong at full pace than var get it wrong when itcan look from 10 angles at 10 speeds Var has destroyed the game Absolutely spot on. Someone making an incorrect decision about a close call in real time is forgiveable and part of the game - the human factor Someone making the...

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He did his job well

That job was to ensure the "big" clubs stay in the PL so the FA keep getting their TV money

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Don't forget physics changes when you're playing football.

The box has a massive gravity field in it. If you get pulled backwards near it, you automatically get dragged forwards into it.

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Unyuns - 92

Jews - 126

Ta misterg!

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Drat... I wanted Man Utd

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Artys - 38
Jews - 108
Jar - 34g

Tar f't count Croydon!

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Fantastic result.

Didn't watch much of the match cos I forgot it was on but I did get to enjoy watching the Anthony goal from the shower (which is a first for me!)

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Peaches - 32
Pears - 28
Pineapple - 20
Grapes - 12
Cherries - 9

Jews - 178

Ta dawlish!

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Ah yes, train station W H Smiths

If you wanna see what regular shop prices will be like in 10 years, go buy a bag of sweets / a bottle of water from W H Smith today!

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File under Zaroury

How DO we drum creativity and speed out of these players?!

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I feel bad for the crowd...

...****, I feel bad for the fella shouting!!!

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Luton losing to Bradford...

2-0

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Well thats that then

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ARHGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

So close!

Keep at em Burnley!

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JoeAM89 wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 16, 2025 12:59 pm
assless chaps

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Blocked FK - not a booking?

When did ALL these rules change?

Can someone help me out?

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Err... foul in the box... not a penalty?

Have the rules changed?

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Foul by foster.

Absolute ********.

Oliver can **** off all day long and then tomorrow too

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Procrastinate B wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 16, 2025 3:18 pm
It’s like a bloody library there.

Those Covid games had more atmosphere than this...

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What was that shot?

Absolutely pathetic,

THIS IS THE PREMIER LEAGUE - how can you not even get it anywhere near target? **** like this costs us every time it happens.

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https://ovogoaal.com/soccerstreams/tott ... s-burnley/

Nice resolution and buffer free (so far)

Don't know about the delay on it though.

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Quality stream I'm watching.

It's showing every other game popping up every minute and they've just missed the goal so I've no idea whats just happened

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I wonder how fairly this 8 second rule will be implemented...

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Already crunch time for Burnley?
published at 14:47 British Summer Time
14:47 BST
Tottenham v Burnley (15:00 BST)"

The BBC at it already.

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Boom!!

Last minute AND points!

Thanks bosscat.

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28 spuds

3g bag

Can't believe I almost missed this

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They've got labour disputes going on and have for over a year now.

But we can just point to brexit followed by a few stupid, childish emojis even though it's nothing really to do with it.

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Bow wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 12, 2025 8:33 pm
That Franks Jalapeño is delicious

Ah good. I've done a google and ASDA are still selling it! I only ever had it once from Morrisons and it was all discounted like it was being discontinued.

Gotta get some more of that!

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Favourite? Well, depends what you're using it for doesn't it! I've got at the moment... Franks Red Hot, Habanero, Buffalo (Find Jalapeno if they still make it, makes amazing Mac and Cheese with a glug of that mixed in!) Buldak 2x Tingly Teds Bibigo Hot Jang Linghams Sriracha (healthy boy brand) Swee...

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https://www.live-footballontv.com/burnley-on-tv.html

Specifically. And yes it's always updated.

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Row x wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 10, 2025 11:13 am
Rules don't apply to everyone apparently

Someone on the catering thread openly admitting sneaking his pint to his seat.

He'll get his comeuppance one day!!!!

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Amazing innit

A couple decades of player development for half the cost of a transfer of a nobody who'll suck you dry for 350k a week for the next four years...

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...oh no.

We all know the Guardian is very honest and predictable.

Will they last till the end of the season to write a further story on this matter?

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I'll do city

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Not unhappy.

A big wage cleared up and lets face it, he's not Prem material.

Thanks for the service but yeah departure is right for all parties.

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We've done just as bad on many an occasion!

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The DVLA needs to start changing those "BO55" plates to "CUN7"

It would be SO much a better reflection of their owners!!

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ClaretsPadiham wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 21, 2025 5:54 pm
Not going to lie im jealous

I'm not.

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burnmark wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 20, 2025 7:14 pm
I’m attempting it for the first time in a couple of weeks but download the MPC app and you will save a lot of time at immigration at the airport when you arrive.

Stop telling people this. We don't need anyone else knowing!

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Remember to bang your pots and pans in celebration...

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...he played for us?!

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4:20 wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 14, 2025 7:33 pm
I think he's thinking the same thing

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