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Casper2 wrote: ↑
Thu Oct 02, 2025 12:08 pm
It’s got everything to do with Brexit unless you’ve been brainwashed into thinking it’s something else

You've gotta get over it one day and stop blaming everything around the world on it. It's not healthy.

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Afternoon Eloise!

I sez

Yellow 4
Pink 5
Mauve 3
Blue 4
Orange 5
Red 4
Brown 3
Green 3

Total - 31

Ta for the count!

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I've not got to the end yet but when he did Hebden Bridge, I think he'd done 15 or 17 pubs...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWlfEEujnDE

One of my favourite youtubers. Kinda famous, trying to visit every pub in the country.

This last edition was in our very own BURNLEY!

Give it a watch if you're interested!

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Get in!

Try going forward, sometimes you score!!

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Playing backwards again

I don't care what the result is going to be but playingmlike this is really ******* irritating

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Cheers boss!

I got me a few points too for a change so im happy enough

(Don't forget the 5 for me MisterG!)

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We should have beaten UTD.

Moreover, it was such an unfair reflection for them to get 3 points.

They'd be on their arse at the bottom of the league if they didn't have a bit of luck against Chelsea. But we know they'll never get releagated - we saw that in action when we played them!

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Results now in! https://i.imgur.com/qfmBd6z.jpeg We have a total of White -3 Purple - 5 Yellow - 4 Pink - 4 Total - 15 5 Points for white were JDRobbo and Longsider 5 points for purple were bosscat, claretmisterg, dawlish,zooniverser, houseclaret 5 points for yellow to eloise_laws, dingledangle, cro...

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Ok Count closed. Results to follow (hopefully - especially with regards to my last count) very soon!

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Bump.

Any more guesses?

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Clovius Boofus wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 26, 2025 9:02 am
It should be. Might as well slop vinegar, sugar and salt on your bacon butty.

Yeah lovely innit!!!

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Now this is a story all about how City got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how some Iced Gems flew through the air In East Lancashire, born and raised On muddy pitches where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', defendin’ all cool ...

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Hi all, Sorry I couldn't get round to doing this sooner. https://i.imgur.com/9nOVf6F.jpeg This matchday we have a lovely 23g bag of Iced Gems. I'm reliable informed theres 4 colours so I'll be looking for those and the total number of gems (biscuit and topper). The colours are white, purple, yellow,...

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 25, 2025 11:02 am
So what delights have you got planned for City tarky

Don't worry Boss, no need for the subtle reminder, I haven't forgotten!

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AAfternoon Dawlish

Me thinks today;

Lemon - 4
Strawberry - 6
Lime - 4
Orange - 5
Blackcurrant - 4

Totalé - 23

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yTib wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 19, 2025 9:07 pm
not on it's own (soggy) but in the tzatziki which is ace on a kebab.

and btw if it's on a naan IT'S NOT A KEBAB.

If I were Sheriff, I'd have you hung!

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Veg? IN A KEBAB?!!?

No chance!

Donner meat and chips in a naan with lots of chilli sauce is king!

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It's only illegal when it's not Ticketmaster doing it.

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I'm being talked into buying a plug in hybrid

Can anyone give first hand experience of getting a charger / moving energy company etc?

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1) my brothers friend got clocked at 76 I think it was so the ACPO guidelines apparently don't need to be met

2) Use android auto/apple car play with google maps and it will show you where mobile speed cameras are

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groove wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 16, 2025 10:09 pm
I feel exactly the same.

I feel exactly the same.

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Mornin JD,

I sez "ONE HUNDRED AND EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
13g packaging.

Ta for the count!

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They'd have found a way to give them a penalty if it want that, it'd be something else

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Yet another "giant" club celebrating like they e won the ******* world cup for scoring a cheat penalty against a ten-man small club.

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Of course.

Of ******* course.

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I wonder how many minutes he'll give them to score in "injury time"

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No problems sending one of ours off but absolutely ******* bottled it with theirs.

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And there we go

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******* awful refereeing. Got the call for dive correct but literally everything else wrong

The lads have been exceptional though but they've really got an uphill battle against the refs to contend with on top.

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Can someone explain why Kerkez didn't get booked for that pulldown?

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Diving ****!

I think Oliver heard me shouting from 150 miles away and actually booked him.

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Oooooofffff!!!!

Close from Anthony

Great stuff

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MisterG are you still keeping the scoreboard upto date?

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Right. The results are finally in. I've obviously not had Rice Krispies for about 25 years since I couldn't remember quite how small they were and if i knew, i'd never have chosen them. (The guess I had in my own head was something like 320) Ayways, there were 1232 of the little bastards and the box...

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Right gonna close the count. Results to follow shortly!

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Not what I was expecting to see when clicking on a thread of his name.

RIP Ricky.

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Last bump. Gonna start counting in around an hour.

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ollieclarets8 wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 13, 2025 4:59 pm
Number of Krispies: 728

Weight of the box: 19.3g

My scales aren't fancy enough to have a decimal point. I'll put you down at 19 unless you tell me otherwise.

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bump.

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I ate alligator once. That was "wrong" but quite bloody nice!

Still, the idea of eating a pre-historic dinosaur reptile doesn't sit too well with me.

Snake I'd never go near.

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Sprouts.

I try them every year... I just can't ******* eat them, they taste like sewage

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It's getting close to match day so I'll volunteer the count. Introducing a lovely 20g mini box of Rice Krispies. https://i.imgur.com/6V7DzTU.jpeg I'm looking for ; No of Krispies Weight of Box + plastic packet (combined) I'll be offering 50 points for an EXACT guess, 10 points for closest guess and ...

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Ill get up Lpool

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The saga continues...

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Holtyclaret wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 10, 2025 3:41 pm
Weirdly I’ve had wet dream by wet leg stuck in my head for weeks now, blooming annoying!

Make em catch those fists!

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but watch out when you wear it...

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Cocktails with boba balls in them are awesome so if you're into tea then yeah I guess you'll like em.

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...

what the actual ****?

How can you SEE SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN?

If you didn't see it, you can't give it. If it didn't happen, you can't have seen it.

Are refs living in a seperate dimension? (I would guess so)

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