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Man United's signings suggest they've been Lost in the Supermarket for some time.

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Man Utd 2 Burnley 1 (Fernandes 7) Div 2

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Burnley 2 Derby 1 (Flemming 38) Div 2

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Burnley 0 Sunderland 2 (Isodor 43) Div. 2

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Kit looks good.

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Ampth7 wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 13, 2025 3:37 pm
People who like Marmite!! Ridiculous!

People who don't like Marmite!! Absurd!

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Spurs 5 Burnley 0, Solanke 3, Division 2 grrr

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He's dire, too loud even on TV, excruciating in the ground.

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1. Marie Sharp's - "Beware" hot sauce.
2. Tabasco Scorpion.

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ollieclarets8 wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 07, 2025 2:46 pm
I thought it was going to be about your online dating journey.

I'm still looking for Tinderella

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Zondervan.

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Bullabill wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 24, 2025 10:34 pm
The interviewer is on script .... First question - "How excited are you ...." Don't the club give these pretenders any training at all?

The club needs to put out a video explaining the "excitement scale", so that all future interview responses can be properly understood.

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I went from league 1 (I think) to premier league! If I end up in division 2 I'll blame it on John Bond.

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I'm in provided it will be updated regularly.

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lakedistrictclaret wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 10, 2025 5:22 am
“ Three Men in a Boat “ - Jerome K Jerome.

I seem to recall a bit about travelling with cheese on a train that had me roaring. Will have to re read it along with a Confederacy of Dunces previously mentioned.

Flann o Brien - The Third Policemen, especially the footnotes on De Selby.

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DAZN used to have all Premier league games here in Japan up until about 3 or 4 years ago and was a good company. Now it has some championship games. I subscribed for the final month of last season, but when I tried to cancel my subscription I was forced to chat with an AI assistant who repeatedly as...

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More Kyle Walker. Signing close apparently.

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wilks_bfc wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 03, 2025 6:51 am
We don’t sell the kits with sleeve sponsors and we won’t have sponsor on the back as not permitted in the Premier League

I see. Thanks for that information.

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Will the sponsorless version have any advertising on the back or sleeves? It's nice but still not claret.

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theduke wrote: ↑
Sun Jun 29, 2025 6:28 am
On the lower doses it made me feel a bit sick. Prob cos I still ate a decent amount

Higher dose no issues, although 5 is prob my limit now

So, feeling sick because you don't eat needs ameliorating by taking more drugs to make sure you don't eat. It's a strange world.

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Was it inspired by the great Kevin "Rooster" Russell or just a noisy early rising chicken?

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Brian Eno - Thursday Afternoon.

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Rumour has it Kenny Jackett could be next manager. Seen as a good down to earth candidate.

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And even if you avoid that outcome which is probably most people, you can't take it forever and will put the weight back on unless lifestyle and diet are changed.

Better to lose weight slowly, cut down on your pork life and get some exercise!

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gandhisflipflop wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 24, 2025 11:53 pm
Don’t take it if you’re in Tanzania. It’s a kila.

Roy Wegovy is deadly too.

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If you're not eating properly and putting the nutrients in, it's likely to do more harm than good long term. The gallbladder removal departments are likely to be busy soon.

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About time they brought back the "Wembley Hawk".

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Never heard of him.

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Burnley 2 Millwall 1 (Brownhill 27) PL

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Watford 1 Burnley 2 (Anthony 9) PL

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X32tYnr2rOk

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Burnley 2 Norwich 1 (Sainz 6) PL

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I've got 100 quid each way on Trust Me I'm a Stomach, with Onion Terror as a backup. In the work's sweep I got Zenab Badawi's 20 Hotels. Massive Bereavement will probably be a non runner.

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Derby 1 Burnley 2 Flemming 9 PL

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The game nosedived into chaos.

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Coventry 1 Burnley 1 (Edwards 34) PL

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Burnley 2 Bristol Statue Pullers 0 (Trafford 5) PL

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Chartreuse. Vile.

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He's got the team with him. But as he knows only too well, then comes the Board/ownership. Supporters will buy into success in the Championship, how long will they and the owners keep the faith in a Premiership with more losses than wins? He's now an experienced manager - I hope he gets the chance ...

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rug, not rugged, sorry, I'm a pedant.

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Or maybe just a word. What would be your summary of Scott's reign so far?

I'll go first.

A man with a rugged pulled from under him him who has humbly fought the cause and looks to be heading for glory.

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I prefer C drive, only needs cleaning once a year.

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Swansea 1 Burnley 2 Brownhill 31 PL

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CJ didn't get where he is today without getting bans rescinded.

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These are highly paid professional footballers and a valuable asset to the club. We have enough injuries without a player risking an altercation with an unknown idiot who is most likely under the influence of drugs and / or alcohol. The last thing we want is a player getting involved,and I got the ...

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Burnley 2 West Brom 1 (Foster 17) PL

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Burnley 2 Luton 1 Brownhill 27 PL

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Utter Shite

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FA Cup
Preston 0 Burnley 2 (Edwards 58)

Champ

Cardiff 0 Burnley 2 (Brownhill 32)

PL

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