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RIP Michael Madsen.

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Spot on living amongst Reading fans till last Year we had constant update and the gutless way the EFL respond to rouge owners dissected daily. The ownership tests of the EFL are a completely broken set of rules totally discredited by recent teams struggles. I suspect this is as was said recently ju...

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Buxtonclaret wrote: ↑
Mon Jun 30, 2025 9:49 pm
I can remember shoving a quid in a bucket for Brighton at a London ground ......

And those Brighton Fans are still full of humility about all that to this very day…

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Arthur Gnohere. Injured between the ears, according to Stan.

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I’m out.

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Many happy returns, John.

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JohnMac wrote: ↑
Mon May 05, 2025 7:28 pm
Probably a few others too! Incredible season all round.

The more people reflect on this season the more they’ll appreciate just how good it was.

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Clovius Boofus wrote: ↑
Mon May 05, 2025 9:18 am
At least some of you will be able to do a giddy dance if he gets potted from Bayern.

We won the league at Ewood
Now eveywhere we go
We'll sing this song forever
To let the b*stards know...

There’s definitely big spurned boyfriend vibes from some Burnley fans about Kompany.

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claretblue wrote: ↑
Mon May 05, 2025 9:00 am
Don’t spoil a good post with facts M’Lord!

Soz!

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claretblue wrote: ↑
Sun May 04, 2025 11:10 am
first time Burnley + Blackburn Rovers have both missed the play-offs by one place!

No it’s not…

The 1st division final table in 2001.

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Swizzlestick wrote: ↑
Sat May 03, 2025 8:27 pm

Tresor being booed was so poor, I just don’t know what goes through the heads of some of our fans.

Very little, I’d expect.

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Leisure wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 29, 2025 8:09 pm
Would have thought so.

You still got them?

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Leisure wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 29, 2025 5:41 pm
I have 2 tickets available, an adult (£41) in the Longside Upper and an O65 (£27) in the JMc Upper.

Daft question, I know, but can a kid use the O65 one?

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Ideal scenario Bristol C draw at Leeds (therefore needing to get something on the last day) We beat Millwall securing 100 points and the title Rovers blow it against the Blades Bristol City need something against Preston and beat them. Hull and Luton draw PNE go down on goal difference :D :D :D Als...

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Hmmmmmm. Not too sure about that ………… I watched them on tv yesterday, they are awful. I can’t see anything other than a Bristol home win. I can see Hull winning at Pompey, ( apparently better away than at home ), or maybe getting a point, in which case they are likely to go down on GD if Luton get ...

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Hull actually have a reasonable away record this season; they’re 8th in the away league table(24th in the home). They could well get a result at Pompey who are now absolutely safe. I would likely do a bit of a sex wee if we snatched the Championship, Rovers missed out on 6th place, and PNE slipped t...

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cockneyclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 27, 2025 9:46 am
Can't see them selling that.. they don't travel well

Indeed. I suspect they’ll bring just over or just under a thousand.

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Have they sold 1900 tickets?

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I suspect that those most annoyed by this neologism are those who feel most seen by it.

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Claret Till I Die wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 08, 2025 8:16 am
Thought this was a cracker

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGsgUDhC ... djeW81cHZ0

I love it when a cover version is better than the original.

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I’m watching from afar this season. I’ve only been on one match(PNE at home) and that was enough. There is nothing about Parker’s Football that would induce me to part with my cash again at home. Last night’s game had borefest written all over it to the point where I didn’t even go to the pub to wat...

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He has lovely hair.

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beddie wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 15, 2024 8:58 am
I think any Premier league referee would have automatically given a pen even without the use of var. Can you imagine the Male Model Rob Jones not giving that, no me neither.

You can say that again.

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Vegas Claret wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 14, 2024 9:16 pm
He flew to South Africa, then to Sudan, then to South Africa then back to the UK - I'm not surprised he's picked up something on his travels

Or maybe just a bit of fatigue.
It’s a squad game and we used our squad well today.

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They’re a Circus of a Club, right now.

It’s delightful to see.

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Nothing good will ever come from rewarding failure.

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claretdj wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 07, 2023 5:18 pm
If the home tonkings continue then unfortunately Kompany going to get the bullet.

Indeed. He’s not unpottable.

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kentonclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 07, 2023 5:15 pm
Compared to the Toffees who have been playing the likes of Luton, Sheffield United, Wolves, Brentford, Bournemouth etc. Surely, tougher tests await them.

They lost to Luton, yet now have more points in the bag than we do. Some insulation for them when they face these tougher tests.

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True. But I wouldn’t want to watch that ****e again if it meant we never played in this again. That “shite” kept us in the top flight for 6 years, with two top ten finishes and a trip in Europe. It did go stale in the end, but believe me, getting smashed at home week after week will also pale very ...

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I can't remember such a hard run of 5 consecutive fixtures either to start a season under him. Both Manchester clubs, Untied still have World class players, a rejuvenated Spurs, a top class Villa and Chelsea who've spent a billion quid. Frustrating as it is, and I'm not making excuses but I'll judg...

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Foshiznik wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 07, 2023 5:05 pm
Could do with a mixture of both styles. Dyvhe style was horrendous for our attacking threat and Vinnys is the exact opposite, although much much more better to watch.

Is this really all that much better to watch? We’re conceding goals at home for fun. Once we concede a second, we just roll over.

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tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 07, 2023 5:02 pm
DId you watch a game in the last year or two we were in the PL?

I can’t remember us losing 5 home games in a row under Dyche in the Premier League. You may correct me if I’m wrong.

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Kompany seems a little out of his depth at this level.

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I prefer Dyche’s approach to the Premier League than Kompany’s.

Kompany’s style edged in the Championship, but Dyche Ball was far more effective at this level.

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Tella was nothing short of sensational for us, last season.
It’s a shame he won’t be coming to us permanently, but it’s not the end of the World.

I wish him every success this season, though.

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Arguably our most important player.

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The Child is grown, the Dream is gone.

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It made me laugh whenever Beyer was interviewed last season.
He speaks English better than Barnes does.

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He’s a bit of an irrelevance these days, no?

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Burnley has more than it’s fair share of sh!t-shoe’d peasants, doesn’t it?

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They thoroughly enjoyed their ascendency over us; I suggest we pay them back in kind.
Who knows where both clubs will be by the end of this decade

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I think they missed a trick when Nick Berry left “Heartbeat”.

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father...

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I used to work in a pizza place. The Dalai Lama came in one day & asked me to make him one with everything. The Pizza was £10, and the Dalai Lama gave you a £20 note. You took it, put it in the till, and served the next customer. When he asked where his tenner was, you told him that change must com...

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There's only one Tim Bobbin outside Burnley, situated at Clapham Common. Many years ago I went in for Sunday breakfast, and the Dalai Lama was sat reading the Sunday Times. That’s not true. There’s a Tim Bobbin in Milnrow, where John Collier used to live, and also a Wetherspoon called the Tim Bobbi...

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I happen to agree. Essential: Good beer Clean Preferable Cheap/reasonable Well decorated Comfortable Friendly staff Friendly clientele No Swearing No mobiles No loud music Not often this happens, but I’m in full agreement with Rowls. There is a place in the market for Sam Smith’s Pubs. I’ve been to...

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Gary Glitter.
“Rock and Roll Christmas” is one of the best Christmas songs ever.

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Most of this country’s problems are completely self-inflicted. We deserve the Government we vote for and the institutions and systems they are granted to implement.
No one to blame but ourselves.

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Always had a liking for goals, usually on a heavy pitch, where a centre forward runs onto a high, forward ball, heads it on to himself, and then smashes the ball past a dazed ‘keeper.
An example is Billy Hamilton’s second(and Burnley’s 4th) against Spurs, at White Hart Lane in 1983.

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R.I.P. Craig Brown.

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