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Things we have learned from today. We are better with a back four. Laurent is NOT a centre back. We need Ugochukwu's physicality in midfield. Bruun Larsen is not fit. Broja is not ready to play in the Premier League. Dubravka is a fantastic 'keeper. We need a centre forward. Hopefully Parker will f...

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What's betting the referee adds no time on to the stoppage time for all this nonsense too

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Shaggy wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 20, 2025 5:02 pm
Dubravka is a massive upgrade on Trafford.

Definitely looking like it! Only reason I had any doubts was because I have a close mate who's a Newcastle fan and for years he was moaning about Dubravka dropping clangers.

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Dubravka was stellar today, absolutely kept us in it on multiple occasions. I had a few doubts about him, but I'm glad he's proving me wrong!

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We look like we're alergic to passing the each other at the moment

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We slap Sunderland at home next week and it's all gonna work out okay

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Remember these lot won a European trophy last year with a ton of injuries. There's lots to be positive about. Agreed. Let's also not forget they were 2-0 up against a really solid PSG side at one point this week and yes while they ended up losing, you don't get to that point without having a solid ...

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Surely that 3rd can't stand with Esteve getting his face raked by Richarlison...

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Richarlison is our bogeyman, honestly...

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Oh Hannibal...

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Van De Ven really is absolutely rapid, he's ridiculous

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Anyone heard anything regarding that Etienne Green lad? When we first signed him the videos of him online showed him looking sharp and composed and he's a big lad. Wondering if he's progressed at all in the time we've had him?

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Can see Wrexham somehow scamming their way into the Prem within the next few years off the back of glory-hunters and last-ditch older players wanting to hang out with McElhenny and Reynolds, but then they'll be getting packed in 10-0 week in week out which would be glorious to watch.

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Not having a good man-manager as your gaffer. A lot of younger footballers need a steady hand on their shoulder to get through all the chaos of that time in their lives, and it often can't come from the home because the guiding hand needs to be someone with experience of being a professional footbal...

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Yeah not gonna blame VK for this one, Zaroury went away to the World Cup, didn't get on the pitch (or did he for maybe like 10 minutes in the whole tournament?) and when he came back he was pretty poor for us. Hard to say if it was that a lot of his sharpness had dropped off from spending a month si...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C84FZzTYuLM Can't say I'm too familiar with him in all honesty, but looking at the runs he makes and the strength he has he looks like an upgrade to Foster for sure. For Southampton he looks to have been having to drop back an awful lot to win the ball back for them a...

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Lanzarote for a fortnight, flying out on Saturday, can't wait as I'm right on the verge of burnout at work.

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Proper Footie Manager vibes this signing, my god...

Next thing we'll see Messi managing Swansea.

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Gonna be the guy who's not fun at parties here, but this is so fake so I'm calling BS on this one. I saw the video and it'd be really easy to fake the time-lapse of them waiting hours in the toilets for the next day to come around. Not only that, but they stroll out to empty seats and sit down despi...

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Still, great season all-round, proud of the lads. When you look at how uprooted our squad was when the window was closing it's actually incredible what we've achieved this season.

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Had to be that bell-end Solomon too didn't it...

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FFS, it had to happen didn't it

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My fingernails are in tatters here waiting on the Leeds result

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Get in!

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Edward's shot took a deflection over to be fair

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Anthony can't buy a goal today

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How has Anthony not smashed that at that distance?

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Comments about Hamer’s fitness seem to be based on his stocky frame. I’ve seen loads of ill-educated comments referring to him as fat when I’m sure he’s anything but. Yeah that's how I've been seeing it too. He's stocky, he looks like he's probably one of those guys who's like "stealth jacked", a b...

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We're gonna get robbed here, I can feel it

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whiffa wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 08, 2025 9:21 pm
I don't think Flemming has won a free kick all game despite being repeatedly fouled...

Even the Derby commentators are like "I was expecting a foul there"

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Cracking run by Edwards there, unlucky with the finish, on a better pitch he might bag there

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Justice!

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Definitely going to see a red card in this match if this keeps up

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Get in!

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Clear offside, absolute joke

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Couple of people already mentioned it, but Yellowjackets is well worth a watch. Not entirely gore-free, admittedly, but has been really good so far.

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How many matches will CJ miss after that? Minimum of 3, depends on if they investigate it for "violent conduct" at which point it could increase, or if we appeal and it's investigated fully for the elbow on CJ mixed with it being not a huge amount in it from CJ's retaliation. Hard to say for sure, ...

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CJ that was ridiculously stupid

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We need to be popping shots at their keeper now, his confidence will be in tatters after that

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We fully didn't deserve that, absolutely dire, but a win is a win

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When we're up against it we look a proper petty team. I get the idea of gamesmanship, but it comes across so negatively when we do it

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Wokingclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 04, 2025 9:36 pm
2 cards for time wasting but the ref lets fowls go

He's too chicken to book the home team

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If we come out of this with 3 points we have absolutely robbed Cardiff

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Esteve not on his game tonight despite the goal

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JJ Watt can cancel his gym membership now

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Edwards is an absolute wordsmith on the post-match interview

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BENNY YOU BEAUTY!

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Absolute shocker that left winger Anthony looks much more comfortable on the left, who woulda thought...

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Get in!

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Edwards that was f*cking sublime!

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