They'd score just one. There'd be no one to kick off after it.The Hung Juror wrote: ↑Tue Sep 02, 2025 7:55 amIf they do, I expect our defence to be absent. It could be a goal fest.
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- Tue Sep 02, 2025 9:00 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Isak
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1707
Re: Isak
- Mon Sep 01, 2025 1:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Alex Birnie
- Replies: 15
- Views: 4239
Re: Alex Birnie
I agree Tony. It doesn't make you seem harsh to me.ClaretTony wrote: ↑Mon Sep 01, 2025 9:33 amReally sorry to hear of this but I'm not for all this applause during a game - there was a match not long ago when there were five of them. Sorry if that makes me feel harsh.
- Mon Sep 01, 2025 12:52 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Personal cundumble.
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2293
- Sun Aug 31, 2025 11:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Wordle, just not my day
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1547
Re: Wordle, just not my day
This is why I stopped doing it. I had a streak of well over two hundred using, I thought, logic. But examples like this show it to be a guessing game sometimes.
- Thu Aug 28, 2025 10:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dubravka interview
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3299
Re: Dubravka interview
If he plays as well as he interviews he'll be a ripper.
- Wed Aug 27, 2025 2:02 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Ramsey post-match BBC interview
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1384
Re: Ramsey post-match BBC interview
When you're smiling ................
- Tue Aug 26, 2025 12:49 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Royal Dyche
- Replies: 8
- Views: 3366
Re: The Royal Dyche
Turfmore??
- Mon Aug 25, 2025 3:37 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Interesting vlog from yesterday
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3234
Re: Interesting vlog from yesterday
I thought it was poor and a waste of time watching it. If he'd shot it as a personal reminder of his big day out fair enough, but he should have left it at that and not posted it.
- Sun Aug 24, 2025 2:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Max Dowman 15 yrs young ...
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1472
- Sat Aug 23, 2025 9:30 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: PREVIEW: The Turf Moor Premier League doors are back open
- Replies: 3
- Views: 667
Re: PREVIEW: The Turf Moor Premier League doors are back open
Only half corrected.ClaretTony wrote: ↑Fri Aug 22, 2025 5:20 pmI'd even mentioned Backhouse in the ref article given he's the fourth official tomorrow. I must be obsessed with Kitchen.
Thanks, and now corrected.
- Fri Aug 22, 2025 11:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New Layout of Cricket Field
- Replies: 215
- Views: 16628
Re: New Layout of Cricket Field
The thing is, and I’m being serious here, when I walk down that path, every single time I imagine that I’m accompanied with my brother and Dad who are no longer with us, but that was how we got to the Turf in the 1960’s and ever time since. Jos that is exactly me except for the date - 1950's for me...
- Tue Aug 19, 2025 11:32 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: We should be used to slow Premier League starts by now
- Replies: 37
- Views: 2360
Re: We should be used to slow Premier League starts by now
Maybe we need to get one of those plomb things.
- Fri Aug 15, 2025 9:00 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Interview with Ekdal
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2722
Re: Interview with Ekdal
I have the highest regard for those who can speak a second language and Hjalmar does it very well.
- Tue Aug 12, 2025 12:31 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Announcer Vs Lazio
- Replies: 112
- Views: 6363
Re: Announcer Vs Lazio
It's not the first time I've seen you (and others) whinge on about this bloke, to the point where it's a bit weird. He's harmless. 99% don't care about it. It's not really a stretch to imagine these are the sorts of things you'll look to influence given the grudge you seem to hold against this blok...
- Tue Aug 12, 2025 12:42 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Driving Eye Tests
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2608
- Sat Aug 09, 2025 12:15 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Summer transfer window
- Replies: 8356
- Views: 1011470
Re: Summer transfer window
. ??????Jakubclaret wrote: ↑Fri Aug 08, 2025 11:58 pmIf some people didn't lie so much & became plain honest the world's the oyster.
- Wed Aug 06, 2025 3:53 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Summer transfer window
- Replies: 8356
- Views: 1011470
- Tue Aug 05, 2025 3:37 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: FAO Foodcounters 2025-26
- Replies: 24
- Views: 574
Re: FAO Foodcounters 2025-26
Up the mighty Clarets come next May!
- Sun Aug 03, 2025 11:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: James Maddison
- Replies: 21
- Views: 4399
- Sat Aug 02, 2025 11:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Colonoscopy - advice
- Replies: 72
- Views: 3300
Re: Colonoscopy - advice
Couple of days to mine. Can’t say I’m great around anything hospital based but the preparation the day before- expect 13-15 bowel movements on the first batch, and the similar effect at 9pm with the 2nd batch- it’s going to be a long old night. ..... expect 13-15 bowel movements on the first batch ...
- Fri Aug 01, 2025 3:29 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Funny books
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3301
- Mon Jul 28, 2025 4:24 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: UEFA European Women's Championship
- Replies: 501
- Views: 16146
Re: Lionesses Win
Tackler, It's not good form to put the result of a match in the post heading. Some people like to record a match for later viewing, and knowing the result spoils it for them.
- Sun Jul 27, 2025 3:34 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Grand Canyon - South rim, recommendations sought?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 891
- Fri Jul 25, 2025 11:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Summer transfer window
- Replies: 8356
- Views: 1011470
Re: Summer transfer window
Predicative?? That predictive text again?
- Thu Jul 24, 2025 10:34 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New set piece coach
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2524
Re: New set piece coach
The interviewer is on script .... First question - "How excited are you ...." Don't the club give these pretenders any training at all?
- Wed Jul 23, 2025 11:27 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Summer 2025 BFC Transfer Window - Links and discussion on the Linked player only.
- Replies: 1467
- Views: 256656
Re: Summer 2025 BFC Transfer Window - Links and discussion on the Linked player only.
That article looks a bit odd to me.billyhamilton82 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 23, 2025 10:46 pmJosh Sargent turns down Wolfsburg as deal collapses.
https://insidefutbol.com/2025/07/23/bur ... es/689231/
- Sun Jul 20, 2025 9:25 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Oldest Living England International
- Replies: 54
- Views: 2660
Re: Oldest Living England International
You wouldn't be able to chew it now.boatshed bill wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 10:56 pmIncredibly, Colin was the first ever player I got with a chewing gum . Wish i'd kept it.
- Sun Jul 20, 2025 5:05 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Studio Bhurnleyi
- Replies: 55
- Views: 3989
Re: Studio Bhurnleyi
Is there an option for shutting their gobs?
- Fri Jul 18, 2025 11:05 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Ashley Barnes Q&A
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2557
Re: Ashley Barnes Q&A
Surely the club didn't take her over there just for that?
- Thu Jul 17, 2025 12:49 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Interview with Hartman
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2112
Re: Interview with Hartman
What a brilliant interview. If his play matches that we've got a real winner here. I've always thought that tattoos are a form of exhibitionism - 'look at me!' - but for him they are personal and now I see another aspect. I love the regard he has for his dog and I hope Teddy settles well.
- Tue Jul 15, 2025 8:50 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Holiday.
- Replies: 139
- Views: 5866
Re: Holiday.
When I was a lad we'd be heading to Squires Gate holiday camp and be chuffed about it. I remember queuing for the train at Burnley Central carrying my bucket and spade.
- Tue Jul 15, 2025 8:10 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Garage Roof replacement
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1147
Re: Garage Roof replacement
Good advice.
- Tue Jul 15, 2025 12:11 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Summer transfer window
- Replies: 8356
- Views: 1011470
- Tue Jul 15, 2025 12:01 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARRIVED In The Algarve | PRE-SEASON 2025 | DAY ONE
- Replies: 53
- Views: 4738
Re: ARRIVED In The Algarve | PRE-SEASON 2025 | DAY ONE
I think this is the first properly professional interviewer the clubs had since I started watching in 2003. Only taken them 22 years to find someone good. Yes, I hope it's the start and not just a 'one-off'. Some might find the voice boring but as someone with hearing difficulties I understood ever...
- Fri Jul 11, 2025 12:57 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Summer transfer window
- Replies: 8356
- Views: 1011470
Re: Summer transfer window
I think you'll find it was Halley, Boyle and Watson, a formidable half-back line.KernowHouseClaret wrote: ↑Thu Jul 10, 2025 7:36 pmI think you'll find it was Halley, Boyle and Watson a formidable back line
- Sun Jul 06, 2025 1:06 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jack Cork Reflects On Coaching Move To First Team | INTERVIEW
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2319
Re: Jack Cork Reflects On Coaching Move To First Team | INTERVIEW
The Walker interview was much better - more professional and the standard that should be the norm. It wasn't an upgrade though, it was produced before Jack's. That is interesting? Are you saying Walker has been done a while? No, just that the interview was done before Jack's according to the club li...
- Sun Jul 06, 2025 8:57 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jack Cork Reflects On Coaching Move To First Team | INTERVIEW
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2319
Re: Jack Cork Reflects On Coaching Move To First Team | INTERVIEW
The Walker interview was much better - more professional and the standard that should be the norm. It wasn't an upgrade though, it was produced before Jack's.Vegas Claret wrote: ↑Sun Jul 06, 2025 2:22 amDid you notice the huge upgrade on the Walker interview ?!
- Sun Jul 06, 2025 12:24 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jack Cork Reflects On Coaching Move To First Team | INTERVIEW
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2319
Re: Jack Cork Reflects On Coaching Move To First Team | INTERVIEW
Agree. The mumbling and shite repetitive questions are bound to get poor answers. We really need some better media team. ClaretTony wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 06, 2025 7:24 am I could hardly understand the interviewer either First question : "How pleased were you ..... "? The club really does need to either ...
- Tue Jul 01, 2025 12:02 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Bernard Donaghey - Burnley FC Thiepval Memorial
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2167
Re: Bernard Donaghey - Burnley FC Thiepval Memorial
Bump. As we approach the 1st July it’s only right that we remember a former Burnley player who sadly lost his life on 1st July 1916. Private Bernard Donaghey 2289 1st Royal Enniskillen Fusiliers Signed for us in July 1907 - scored 2 goals in 5 games also played 3 games for Manchester United. Also p...
- Mon Jun 30, 2025 12:09 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New TV footage
- Replies: 31
- Views: 4777
Re: New TV footage
Hooray!! My mam would give him a right slap across the chops. And it's not just occasionally, it's continuous.Woodleyclaret wrote: ↑Sun Jun 29, 2025 10:27 pmCan we please keep cameras from showing managers during the game. Especially ones like Frank who chew with thier mouth open
- Sat Jun 28, 2025 3:29 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New TV footage
- Replies: 31
- Views: 4777
Re: New TV footage
Gordonvale, as I don't usually need to be elsewhere at half time (good bladder) I get around the half-time interview issue by recording the match and then start watching 20mins later. Come half-time, fast forward through the rubbish and pick up at the resumption.
- Thu Jun 26, 2025 2:53 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Post numbers.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 545
Post numbers.
I've seen reference to post numbers - I can't seen any and can't find anything in FAQs. How can I display them?
- Thu Jun 26, 2025 1:01 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: Goalkeeper Weiβ joins the Clarets
- Replies: 43
- Views: 4098
Re: ARTICLE: Goalkeeper Weiβ joins the Clarets
The interview was poor, amateurish and not to the standard I expect from a top level club. Mind you, it's not much different from the rubbish delivered from the journos at manager press conferences. Maybe that's where she gets her lead from. Surely it wouldn't cost the club much to have someone trai...
- Wed Jun 25, 2025 9:09 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: First Supermarkets in Burnley
- Replies: 106
- Views: 13606
- Mon Jun 23, 2025 2:53 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Colonoscopy - advice
- Replies: 72
- Views: 3300
Re: Colonoscopy - advice
Colonoscopy is endoscopy, you're probably referring to gastroscopy.expoultryboy wrote: ↑Sun Jun 22, 2025 10:12 pmEndoscopy was worse , as you feel like your gagging all the time .
I'm just about to leave home for a colonoscopy, it's a one hour drive to get there so I'm hoping I've been completely evacuated.
- Sun Jun 22, 2025 10:04 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Colonoscopy - advice
- Replies: 72
- Views: 3300
Re: Colonoscopy - advice
: That one's pretty short.Taffys milkman wrote: ↑Sun Jun 22, 2025 8:55 pmhave never measured it but 18 inch maybe
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- Sun Jun 22, 2025 9:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Summer 2025 BFC Transfer Window - Links and discussion on the Linked player only.
- Replies: 1467
- Views: 256656
Re: Summer 2025 BFC Transfer Window - Links and discussion on the Linked player only.
If you're honest? Do you normally lie on this board?
- Sat Jun 21, 2025 3:31 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New Kit - Bullshit
- Replies: 73
- Views: 6897
Re: New Kit - Bullshit
It is bullshit. If these different colours have different effects on people, who is going to decide which colour should be worn for which match and what will influence their decision? I think the only criterion will be whether the colour clashes with either of the teams.
- Wed Jun 18, 2025 11:51 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Iron Maiden
- Replies: 46
- Views: 4682
- Wed Jun 18, 2025 11:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Our best value for money signing...
- Replies: 37
- Views: 2221
Re: Our best value for money signing...
Talking about penalties ......