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Trafford 7 Better distribution helped us greatly and a couple of smart saves
Vitinho 8 Growing into the role
Beyer 7
O'Shea 8 Excellent, particularly first half
Taylor 8
Brownhill 7
Berge 9 Outstanding
Koleosho 7
Brun Larsen 7
Amdouni 7
Rodriguez 7

Gudmundsson 7

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One of our standout performers in the first half. He was tremendous. Didn't have as much to do after the break and misplaced a couple of easy passes. Excellent contribution overall.

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Number of Bamboo Shoots and scores: 59 Shoots 105ml Water StayingDown4Ever takes 5 points for their estiamte of 62 Shoots - just 3 away. Eloise Laws takes 5 points for their estimate of 100ml - just 5ml away. Well done to both of you and thanks to all the other counters for your valued contributions...

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The estimating window is now closed.

Drainage shall commence shortly and results will follow.

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Just over 3 hours and counting...

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You are invited to estimate the number of Bamboo Shoots in my tin: Kingfisher Oriental Bamboo Shoots In Water, 225g. Points will be awarded for the closest estimate(s) of number of Bamboo Shoots and bonus points for the amount of residual liquid. There shall be no faffing on with weights of tins or ...

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Should sing his name to Loco in Acupulco by the Four Tops. I honestly see this oversight as the greatest missed opportunity of our season thus far.

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768 corns
34ml water
22g can

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 11, 2023 9:45 pm
It’s the correct pronunciation which I had confirmed by the Norwegian member of this board.

Between a Norweigan member of this board and Sander Berge himself i'm gonna go with the later.

https://youtu.be/Ab4UkEHgIiI?si=78jDNXg6MkWI42rl

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Cullen hasn't been finding space and/or shoeing for the this season like he did last. It's been like watching a different player.

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Trafford - 4 The sublime and the ridiculous. Looked better in possession because Arsenal let him get on with it for the most part. Two goals were unforgivable though. Vit - 6 - An encouraging performance. He's growing. O'Shea - 5 - Trossard beat him far too easily. Beyer - 6 - Saka beat him far too ...

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Swizzlestick wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 04, 2023 5:33 pm
*Jordan Ayew, but yeah, agreed. Our set pieces are appalling.

Of course it is. Almost looked up the spelling when doubting 'Andrey' too

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Andrey Ayew was exceotional in doing tye simple things. Game management, know how, nous all there. A fairly average Premier League player that has all the qualities we lack. We didn't have an ounce of it on show and that's why we got beat, again. Set pieces are beyond abysmal. Cirners to the front p...

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That's our job. Get behind every one of them. If we misplace a pass roar them on even louder. Show these players we're Burnley til we die and the chances of them showing tge same passion, defiance, fight increases exponentially. Sitting on our hands and/or bemoaning the starting lineup/tactics etc w...

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12 spuds
188ml water

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We look toothless on corners/set pieces in both boxes at the moment.

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Hi what_no_pies good to see that you are up for a count. We currently have the following counting volunteers pencilled in for upcoming games. 28/10 Bournemouth (a) - claretmisterg 01/11 Everton (a) FLC - BigF 04/11 Palace (h) - Eloise Laws 11/11 Arsenal (a) - BossCat If you feel your counting mojo ...

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I think those corners Tresor took were not planned, just p!ss poor corners. On pitches like we see today all players should be able to consistently whip a decent corner in as it’s like taking one on your living room carpet. Not like taking one up the Prairie or Lower Towneley in the old days! We've...

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 02, 2023 9:11 am
Get that Seive washed and rinsed your Team needs you

Counting crisps is a fools errand. When do you need me to step in?

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That ball to the near post? Anyone?

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 01, 2023 7:02 pm
Didn't do us any harm last season

Have you set up a count yet

Touche.

I've done a few in my time. Seeing what the new regime are made of befire offering my services. As things get increasingly depserate on the pitch I might be forced to rinse off my sieve.

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Trafford 6 - some good atops but his distribution vs Muric v apparant. Time for a change as that feature really helps us beat the press. Roberts 5 - Hit and miss. AAD 5 - Poor mistake for the goal and diatribution wad too often slow and/or sideways. Beyer 6 - Made an option for the simple pass Traff...

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67 beans
148ml bean water

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I'm pleased to see we're bqck to counting contents of a tin. Counting bagged/boxed stuff is asking for trouble.

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Absolutely incredible. It's in the middle of nowhere, somebody had to go massively out of their way to do this. It makes literally no sense. Just so very sad. Done the walk several times. It's hard to imagine anyone carting a chainsaw to and from the scene to the road or car park. Not everyone woul...

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Around 10.15 tonight.

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Pickles wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 27, 2023 8:27 am
Not strictly chants but anyone seen the footage of Austria Salzburg fans last night? Imagine even just 1% of that in the Cricket Field!

https://twitter.com/SweeperPod/status/1 ... AKr7Q&s=19

Wow! Breathing is underrated mind.

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Game changing decisions are now made at Stockley Park. Shambles.

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10 - VAR had the control and authority in making his narrow mind up for him.

This ref is the absolute pits. VAR only served to make his performance worse tonight.

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Trafford 6 Roberts 7 Al Dakhil 7 Beyer 7 Taylor 7 Cullen 5 Largely marked out the game 1st half whilst we were in possession but then had a hand in our goal. Looked like Forest nullified him and maybe a bit off his usual pace. Brownhill 6 Koleosho 6 Great running with the ball. Ultimately turned pos...

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Their goal was fine. That freeze frame above is agenda driven nonsence and quite embarrassing. It was miles from touching that arm. The Brege one was contentious. Might not have been deliberate (hard to be sure) & might have been sleeve and therefore maybe not even the part of the arm to be an offen...

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Visited friends there numerous times, been to big outdoor events at different places, indoor gigs in various venues, art shows, work trips, commuted through and spent an odd day there with no agenda. Stayed, eaten in, and visited a variety of places around the Citu with and without local hosts. Have...

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I have come up with a solution which should clear up the VAR issues and ensure any clear and obvious mistakes made by VAR can be corrected during the game.

A virtual assistant virtual assistant referee.

VAVAR.

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Mushroom dlices - 47
Water - 129g
Tin - 16g

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BurnleyFC wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 21, 2023 2:22 pm
I like Michael Keane, but I’m not sure you can blame Everton’s midfield for the two dreadful mistakes he made yesterday.

I think you can. The second of those was primarily a result of a hospital pass by Ashley Young from a wide midfield position.

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Family member went for a hearing test with hidden hearing and it's evident they will get a lot of benefot from using a device in both ears. £2700 quoted for the model they tried. 60 day free no obligation trial was offered and purchase on credit available for a slight premium over the term. Apparant...

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I await seeing the new system myself but why we don't sell bottled beers from fridges/cool boxes to ease the queues for the bar is beyond me. Works very well in other stadiums.

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116 tomato bits
128ml juice

Tinned whole toms are better. All the nice ripe ones go in whole whilst the unripe and beaten up toms get chopped.

Buy whole foods!

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I work in a factory making clowns shoes which is no small feat.

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Can anyone explain the "Season Handicap" bet to me on that link? I'm pleased the other poster won their handicap bet but their answer to your question of how it works is more than a bit misleading. Burnley get +48 but all those other handicqps for all those other teams also get added to their respe...

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If any player is 'injured' enough to warrant a pause in the game said player should be obligated to have a minimum 1 minute injury time out.

If it's a genuine injury that gives the physio time to work. They'll stop staying down and spoiling the flow of the game if they don't benefit the same.

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The FA banning womens football from being played on affilliated pitches.

Could have been as big as the mens game but a bunch of self important blokes just wouldn't allow it.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... justify-it

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My initial comment was that we could cash in £30-40m to offset the expenditure. Only gave some examples when pressed. Could had added other names to the list too.

It's a pleasant day over in cloud cuckoo land anyway.

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ervi34 wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 21, 2023 5:12 am
Who are we selling for that much?

Wouldn't be all that suprising to see us cash in on any of the following:

Muric - £7m
BPF - £2m
McNally - £5m
Egan-Riley - £2m
Taylor - £4m
Bastien - £3m
Churlinov - £4m
Weghorst - £8m

There's £35m without even trying.

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Pretty much to be expected in Dunston is this sort of thing.

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I can't get tickets but still think more seats are potential for more empty seats in the future. Let's have more than 1 season of being sold out before we spend tens of millions on what could easily become a white elephant.

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Singing Ringing Tree. Walk down from there through Towneley Park towards the ground, visit Towneley Hall on the way through. Good food options at Bistro 197 (Towneley Golf Club) or at Continentals Cafe (Town Centre).

Sounds like a great day out.

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Rick_Muller wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:57 pm
Field of Dreams - but Turf Moor - if we build it they will come

We don't need a bigger ground!

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Just buy a s**t bike and leave it next to good ones with a lock on, nobody will nick it and it saves buying a lock Never seen as many bikes in my life as in Amsterdam. Almost every single one of them was a wreck. Apparantly the locals have a good bike and a crap one - the crap one is so they can pa...

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Beavis and Butthead

"Haha haha haha ha haha haha Harry Kane"

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Scooby Doo villian reveal. Lift the cartoon mask to find out these pesky Claret kids have nabbed Old Man Redmond!

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