Would Jordan Ibe be a great signing?

[bfccrazy]

24 year old ex England u21 right winger. Battled depression and looking to kick start his career again with a move to Derby on a free transfer. Was earning £38k a week at Bournemouth so surely within our wage remits.

Would this be a good signing to hijack?

Lots of potential and still young. Dyche loves to work with players battling to get better too and the group mentality would surely suit him.

[ClaretTony]

I think I'd prefer Stephen Jordan

[bfccrazy]

I think I'd prefer Stephen Jordan

He’s a physio now so could work out great tbh, would help our wide men out no doubt.

[GodIsADeeJay81]

Derby would be a better move for him.

Maybe he turns his career round, but let someone else pay him what he wants.

[rufus lumley]

I would rather have Jordon Johnson .

[Rowls]

Joe Jordan, anyone?

[claret2018]

Katie Price would be a better option

[Herts Clarets]

She may have her knockers, but she would offer something up front

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[Burnley1989]

She may have her knockers, but she would offer something up front

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She’s had more cock that John Wayne’s hand gun but I’d probably still take it home after a night on the lash. Not sure the Mrs would be too pleased though

[FactualFrank]

She’s had more cock that John Wayne’s hand gun but I’d probably still take it home after a night on the lash. Not sure the Mrs would be too pleased though

Enough cock to fly a kite out of sight.

[ClaretTony]

Bringing the thread back to its original theme - Jordon Ibe has signed a two year deal with Derby.

[Aclaret]

Thank goodness for that.

[MACCA]

She may have her knockers, but she would offer something up front

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Rogered more times than a policeman's radio.

[Darthlaw]

Dropped more boxers than Mike Tyson

[KRBFC]

I’d have taken Ibe, I thought Nkoudou was a threat for us without much end product, carried the ball well.

[fatboy47]

More pr1cks than a 2nd hand dartboard.

[arise_sir_charge]

Seen more Japs eyes than a Nissan wing mirror.

[4:20]

This is a fun thread to read backwards.

[MACCA]

Swallowed more semen than the Bermuda triangle

[4:20]

Accommodated more poles than a home counties fruit picking farm.

[MACCA]

Seen more cocks than Bernard Matthews

[dermotdermot]

There is a certain newspaper that seems to run an update on her affairs on a daily basis. Stories about breaking both ankles whilst jumping over a wall, having all her crowns replaced, etc.etc.
What has she ever done to warrant such attention?

Oh, and on the subject of signing Jordan Ibe? Not in a million years.

[bob-the-scutter]

No. Waste of skin!

[Bosscat]

Seen more Japs eyes than a Nissan wing mirror.

Nog many Japs Eyes in Sunderland where they make them

[Bosscat]

She may have her knockers, but she would offer something up front

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I think she is a much maligned young lady

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[Sozturf7]

On football issues this site can be rather depressing at times. Yet given the opportunity it can make the day so enjoyable.

[ecc]

The fact they let him go on a free says it all.

[middleton claret]

Had more bell-ends through her than the Old Trafford turnstiles.

[tiger76]

Ibe no not for me, he's another who's wasting his talent, he'll be a perfect fit for Derby.