Sean Dyche Facts

Chuckypad · Post by **Chuckypad** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:31 pm

Sean Dyche has been to Mars. That is why there are no signs of life

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:05 pm

God believes in Sean Dyche !!

john'sroseyspecs · Post by **john'sroseyspecs** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:46 pm

HatfieldClaret wrote:God believes in Sean Dyche !!

OK, can't argue with that

Claret · Post by **Claret** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:00 am

When Dyche has a bath he doesn't get wet, the water gets Dyche.

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:14 pm

Sean Dyche doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s**t out of it.

Sarum · Post by **Sarum** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:59 pm

Sean Dyche has a street named after him:

"The Sean Dyche Way"

Fretters · Post by **Fretters** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:20 pm

Sean Dyche caught all the Pokemon.

On his landline.

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:25 pm

Garlick is Sean Dyche's kryptonite.

karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:25 pm

Sean Dyche didn't run the London marathon because the London marathon ran from him

occ-claret · Post by **occ-claret** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:40 pm

Sean Dyche only likes blue smarties

KINGPIN · Post by **KINGPIN** » Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:01 pm

Sean Dyce does'nt like garlick!

Juan Tanamera · Post by **Juan Tanamera** » Sat Jul 30, 2016 12:17 am

joey13 wrote:Is this thread meant to be funny ?

Are you meant to be miserable?.
Negative-

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Sat Jul 30, 2016 2:00 pm

Juan Tanamera wrote:Are you meant to be miserable?.
Negative-

Hilarious

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Sat Jul 30, 2016 2:03 pm

Stock type response there, Joey

Juan Tanamera · Post by **Juan Tanamera** » Sat Jul 30, 2016 4:14 pm

joey13 wrote:Hilarious

OK!
Are you meant to be hilarious?

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sat Jul 30, 2016 4:21 pm

Sean's hairdresser only works part time...

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Sat Jul 30, 2016 4:31 pm

Sean Dyche can believe it's not butter.

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Sat Jul 30, 2016 4:41 pm

Juan Tanamera wrote:OK!
Are you meant to be hilarious?

Britains got no talent auditions soon , you are wasted on here

Juan Tanamera · Post by **Juan Tanamera** » Sat Jul 30, 2016 6:48 pm

joey13 wrote:Britains got no talent auditions soon , you are wasted on here

I wish you were.

levraiclaret · Post by **levraiclaret** » Sat Jul 30, 2016 7:28 pm

Sean Dyche isn't irritated by joey13

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Jul 30, 2016 7:58 pm

Sliced bread is the best thing since Sean Dyche.

Stockbrokerbelt · Post by **Stockbrokerbelt** » Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:02 pm

Sean Dyche can wipe his arse on a cactus.

Malton_Claret · Post by **Malton_Claret** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 11:26 am

Sean Dyche really is the Stig he had time on his hands last season so that's why we got promoted.

Wexford_Claret · Post by **Wexford_Claret** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 4:17 pm

Sean Dyche is Vinnie Jones, Bill Bailey and God rolled into one

claretinkorea · Post by **claretinkorea** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 4:23 pm

Sean Dyche is Cash Needy

Wexford_Claret · Post by **Wexford_Claret** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 7:43 pm

Sean Dyche can eat a whole jar of pickled eggs while watching Blackburn v Wycombe in the 1st Round of the League Cup on a wet Tuesday night. And he won't shed a tear.

yorkyclaret · Post by **yorkyclaret** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 4:39 pm

Sean Dyche got a payday loan from Wonga and only had to pay 500% interest.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 7:15 pm

It was called The Menai Gay before Sean swam in it.

yorkyclaret · Post by **yorkyclaret** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:50 am

Sean Dyche can get money from any vegetable on the planet except Garlic.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:24 pm

Dyche is on track to beat our current highest PL points tally of 33 points.

We're currently sat on 31.

During Dyche's reign we've also recorded our highest points in a league season of 93 points, during both his full seasons in charge in the championship.

Claretmatt4 · Post by **Claretmatt4** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:26 pm

Sidney1st wrote:Dyche is on track to beat our current highest PL points tally of 33 points.

We're currently sat on 31.

During Dyche's reign we've also recorded our highest points in a league season of 93 points, during both his full seasons in charge in the championship.

Look at the table again Sid... =)

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:29 pm

oops.

Ok he's broken our previous highest tally.

This is what happens when you keep an eye on your kid instead of concentrating on what you're doing online.

Roosterbooster · Post by **Roosterbooster** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:31 pm

If you shine a laser on Sean Dyche's beard it plays every Beatles track backwards

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:33 pm

Sidney1st wrote:This is what happens when you keep an eye on your kid instead of concentrating on what you're doing online.

Pay attention sidney!

No Ney Never · Post by **No Ney Never** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:38 pm

The Burnley pound features Sean Dyche on the front.

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:57 pm

God calls Sean Dyche God.

No Ney Never · Post by **No Ney Never** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:05 pm

Barry White mimed to Sean Dyche songs.

Darthlaw · Post by **Darthlaw** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:09 pm

In Space, Sean Dyche can hear you scream.

iluva64 · Post by **iluva64** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:23 pm

Apparently........ after 'Head and Shoulders' cancelled his contract when his hair fell out,

he grew a goatee and is now sponsored by Gillette for that closer 'BODY' shave

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:11 pm

Sean Dyche makes omelettes.

No Ney Never · Post by **No Ney Never** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:40 pm

Sean Dyche has his own emoji

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:12 am

When Sean dyche does a press up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth away from him.

Bertiebeehead · Post by **Bertiebeehead** » Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:15 am

Dyche fought the law and Dyche won.

Longsidebovril · Post by **Longsidebovril** » Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:31 am

Sean Dyche looks a bit like the drummer from Coldplay.