A few Christmas funnies

KateR · Post by **KateR** » Thu Dec 24, 2020 7:09 pm

A few Christmas funnies, hopefully to bring a smile during these trying times.

I tried to find the jokes and memes thread but wasn't able, not sure if me (most likely) or if something happened I'm not aware of, or as many might say, yes clueless

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Thu Dec 24, 2020 7:14 pm

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:07 pm

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ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:08 pm

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IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:14 pm

Thank you Tony. Appreciated.
Merry Christmas to you.
Looking forward to a super 2021, where we can watch our heroes again.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:44 pm

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Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Thu Dec 24, 2020 10:02 pm

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Have a good Christmas all

KateR · Post by **KateR** » Thu Dec 24, 2020 10:38 pm

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:48 pm

MOD: Post questioning board admin removed, warning issued to poster.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:57 pm

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:00 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:56 pm
Get some memory foam inserts for your shoes ...

I did ...

Now I remember why I went into the kitchen

Thats plsspoor BC ....also a repeat your worse than the BBC on Christmas Day

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:01 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:57 pm
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REPEAT!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:03 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:00 pm
Thats plsspoor BC ....also a repeat your worse than the BBC on Christmas Day

Its a cracker...

Its the way I tell em

kritichris · Post by **kritichris** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:05 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:00 pm
Thats plsspoor BC ....also a repeat your worse than the BBC on Christmas Day

He could have said a memory foam mattress and who knows where that would have led.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:07 pm

kritichris wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:05 pm
He could have said a memory foam mattress and who knows where that would have led.

We have one .... It works ... 3 times last night.

Got up for a p*** that bloody 8 pints of Hobgoblin was a bad idea

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:09 pm

kritichris wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:05 pm
He could have said a memory foam mattress and who knows where that would have led.

i dread to think with BC

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:12 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:09 pm
i dread to think with BC

Gerry Hattrick · Post by **Gerry Hattrick** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:54 pm

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:57 pm

After this year, and the lockdown, I am sorry but this Christmas there is no way that I am not seeing family and friends. You can all do what you like, but I will be seeing them.

So, on Christmas Day, my family was at the table......

Auntie Stella & Uncle Jameson, with cousin Bailey, Malibu & Smirnoff, & the twins Gin & Tonic,
Scottish cousins Johnny Walker and Glen Moray, & from across the pond, bringing some old fashioned southern comfort with them my old cousins, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam,
My French mate Remy Martin & his friend Pernod, his cousin Martini, & Bianco, & her daughter tequila.
My Neighbours Captain Morgan & the Grants, the Bells, & the Cointreau's, & the Henneseys.

#MERRY Merry Merry Chrishmas buds

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 10:08 pm

What is the difference between Gluhwein and Mulled Wine....

Geography

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Dec 26, 2020 12:08 am

That's just geography is a line from Pretty Woman! My favourite film.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Dec 26, 2020 9:23 am

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Tickled me

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Dec 28, 2020 4:35 pm

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Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:46 pm

Just seen a photo of Meg 'n' Harry, he's looking a bit rosy cheeked and she's got the tough look on...

I wonder if it'll last... Imagine a scenario in 20 years, she might have moved on to a third marriage, the child's last name now Windsor Fortune.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Tue Dec 29, 2020 11:58 pm

I thought I'd get some fresh air by getting the train to Ramsgate.

We got the station and the guard announced 'Change here for Sandwich... Deal'.

So I shouted to him "I'm not that hard up, but thanks for the offer and Merry Christmas!"

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Dec 30, 2020 9:33 am

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:21 pm

https://youtu.be/04clpd7h0b0

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:05 pm

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KateR · Post by **KateR** » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:24 pm

I am in Texas after all

huw.Y.WattfromWare · Post by **huw.Y.WattfromWare** » Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:25 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:45 am

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huw.Y.WattfromWare · Post by **huw.Y.WattfromWare** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 6:15 pm

Neto is grateful for the scrapping of the tampon tax.

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:00 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:00 pm

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Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:06 pm

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KateR · Post by **KateR** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:26 pm

Drawing, always a bit like my spelling, but feeling a little vindicated right now

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:34 pm

KateR wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:26 pm
Drawing, always a bit like my spelling, but feeling a little vindicated right now

That made me chuckle Kate

good one.

Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:19 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:06 pm

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Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:42 pm

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dpinsussex · Post by **dpinsussex** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:48 pm

Does Leeds in the FA cup count??

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:08 pm

Whereshdoyouthinkposhcomesfromeh?

Posh Dad drunk : "Onetrchuphreeforfife."

Posh baby: "Wanchufreyforphife."

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:43 pm

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MrTopTier · Post by **MrTopTier** » Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:54 pm

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RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:20 pm

KateR wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:26 pm
Drawing, always a bit like my spelling, but feeling a little vindicated right now

I hated f'in art.

KateR · Post by **KateR** » Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:53 pm

huw.Y.WattfromWare · Post by **huw.Y.WattfromWare** » Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:30 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Jan 17, 2021 11:04 pm

Got a new Monoply game for Christmas

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KateR · Post by **KateR** » Mon Jan 18, 2021 8:55 pm

are you ready to rumble