Tesco Fruit Medley In Juice, 410g.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 8:32 am

Hallo fellow-Counters and welcome to the final Tinned Food Count of our up-and-down 2020-21 season.

Despite experiencing many more downs than ups overall, we are of course safe from relegation, but nonetheless we continue Counting today in hope of persuading the ethereals to help us gain a final three points from our away match at Sheffield United.

Your Estimates will be welcomed between now and 3pm sharp, and should include a full Unit total besides separate guesses as to peach, pear, apricot and pineapple pieces (in this order, if you please), and naturally a figure for jooose, which in this case is grape juice from concentrate.

The Count Result plus Winners' details will be posted, and the final leaderboard published, between 3 and 4pm.

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Off we go, then!

djemba-djemba · Post by **djemba-djemba** » Sun May 23, 2021 8:36 am

Peach 9
Pear 9
Apricot 9
Pineapple 9

Total 36 fruit

124ml liquid

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 8:37 am

Good to see you so quickly off the mark, D-D.

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Sun May 23, 2021 8:48 am

Peach 7
Pear 7
Apricot 10
Pineapple 11

Total 35 fruit

132ml liquid

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 9:06 am

Thanks and good luck, JD.

It's been a pleasure to have you with us in the Counting-team.

africlaret · Post by **africlaret** » Sun May 23, 2021 9:09 am

Peach 10
Pear 10
Apricot 12
Pineapple 12
Total 44
Juice 192

green_parrot · Post by **green_parrot** » Sun May 23, 2021 9:10 am

Peach 12
Pear 12
Apricot 12
Pineapple 10
Total - 46
Juice 146ml

Well done Admiral

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Sun May 23, 2021 9:19 am

Final guess of the season :-

Peach 4
Pear. 8
Apricot 10
Pineapple. 17

Total 39 pcs

Concentrate. 136 MLS

Thanks Redbeard

MrTopTier · Post by **MrTopTier** » Sun May 23, 2021 9:21 am

Peach 10
Pear 12
Apricot 3
Pineapple 15

Total 40 fruit

99ml liquid

Cheers and well done Redbeard

minnieclaret · Post by **minnieclaret** » Sun May 23, 2021 9:22 am

Peach.....7
Pear.......8
Apricot....9
Pineapple.15
TOTAL......39
JOOSE.....178ml

cricketfield73 · Post by **cricketfield73** » Sun May 23, 2021 9:34 am

Peach 11
Pear 11
Apricot 8
Pineapple 13
Total 43
Juice 154ml

CharlieinNewMexico · Post by **CharlieinNewMexico** » Sun May 23, 2021 9:44 am

Peach 12
Pear 10
Apricot 9
Pineapple 15
Total 46

A scant 112mls jooooosay (hopefully tesco does big chunks )

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 9:57 am

There are already a few identical Unit-estimates. Counters may wish to check their totals against those of other entrants.

This does not apply to the four separate Unit totals, since the single points awarded for winners of these categories are not divided or shared.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:03 am

Tesco can indeed be chunky when the fancy takes them, Charlie. Indeed, the point is made on the label of our Tin!

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:05 am

Redbeard wrote: ↑
Sun May 23, 2021 9:06 am
Thanks and good luck, JD.

It's been a pleasure to have you with us in the Counting-team.

Thoroughly enjoyable and extremely well organised! For my inaugural season, I’m quite happy with my couple of high scoring returns. I’ll be spending my summer counting baked beans, tinned strawberries (awful) and pickled mini gherkins. Thanks Admiral.

Longsider · Post by **Longsider** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:06 am

Peach 8
Pear. 4
Apricot 11
Pineapple. 18

Total 41 pcs

Concentrate. 156 MLS

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:10 am

JD - Baked beans are better left alone, as per any commodity in gloopy thick sauce.

It's always best to stick to water, juice, or light syrup.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:12 am

We presently have ten entries.

RalphCoatesComb · Post by **RalphCoatesComb** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:20 am

Peach 15
Pear 15
Apricot 15
Pineapple 16

Total 61 fruit

200ml jus

Thank you Admiral

UTC

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:29 am

Maybe your 7000th post will be a lucky one, Ralphie.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:30 am

Peach 11
Pear. 5
Apricot 16
Pineapple. 18

Total 50
Juice (delightful mixed with cream) 163 ml
UTC
UTC up the count.

kindonesque · Post by **kindonesque** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:50 am

Peach 5
Pear 5
Apricot 5
Pineapple 5

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:54 am

Peachlets 8
Pearlies 8
Apricotles 6
Pineapple chunklies 12

Total 34 fruity lumps

144mls of grapey liquid

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:55 am

Peach 18
Pear 30
Apricot 20
Pineapple 25
250 mls of juice
Up the Clarets and i look forward to bigger and better times from our club,and its been a pleasure to compete and officiate in this weird & wonderful competition.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 11:07 am

Kindonesque - I have worked out your Unit total at 20. Would you please now enter a figure (in ml) for the liquid content of our Tin?

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 11:07 am

Steve - I have Counted up your Units to 93.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun May 23, 2021 11:11 am

Redbeard wrote: ↑
Sun May 23, 2021 11:07 am
Steve - I have Counted up your Units to 93.

Oh right,in your opinion is that a bit high, are you giving me a hint i'm to high?

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Sun May 23, 2021 11:51 am

Peach 16
Pear 4
Apricot 5
Pineapple 14

Total 39 fruit

108ml liquid

thanks for doing the count your admiralty!

UTC

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 11:51 am

No hint at all, Steve: it's your prerogative.

As Counters of old used to say: you never know until you open the Tin.

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Sun May 23, 2021 12:22 pm

Peach 14
Pear 5
Apricot 7
Pineapple 10

Total 36 fruit

125ml liquid

I'm just shocked I've actually registered some points on the TFC this season, I usually draw a blank.

Comfy 2-0 win for the Clarets to end this curious season on a high.

Cheers to you Admiral and others who've organised this intriguing contest throughout the season.

Cabbage · Post by **Cabbage** » Sun May 23, 2021 12:27 pm

Peach 8
Pear 8
Apricot 8
Pineapple 8
Total 32 pieces

Juice 150ml

UTC!

Looking forward to next season and being back on the Turf

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Sun May 23, 2021 12:34 pm

Cabbage wrote: ↑
Sun May 23, 2021 12:27 pm
Peach 8
Pear 8
Apricot 8
Pineapple 8

pieces of eight Cabbage?

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 12:43 pm

Very good, CB; very good.

Zooniverser · Post by **Zooniverser** » Sun May 23, 2021 1:23 pm

13 peaches
17pears
15 apricots
9 pineapples

54 pieces in total

134ml joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose

leedsdave · Post by **leedsdave** » Sun May 23, 2021 1:53 pm

Peach 15
Pear 13
Apricot 5
Pineapple 18

Total 51 fruit

137ml liquid

Cabbage · Post by **Cabbage** » Sun May 23, 2021 1:55 pm

claretblue wrote: ↑
Sun May 23, 2021 12:34 pm
pieces of eight Cabbage?

Aaaaaaarrhh!

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 2:14 pm

We have twenty entries now, and there are forty-five minutes left for any more.

Brucefanclaret · Post by **Brucefanclaret** » Sun May 23, 2021 2:26 pm

Thanks, Admiral

Peach 13
Pear 13
Apples 13
Pineapple 14
Total 53
Joose 127

UTC!

claretdavid · Post by **claretdavid** » Sun May 23, 2021 2:45 pm

Peach 9
Pear 3
Apricot 2
Pineapple 7
Total fruit 21
Juice 165

Dawlishclaret · Post by **Dawlishclaret** » Sun May 23, 2021 2:59 pm

Greetings from a soaking wet Devon. Nearly forgot, hope I am in time Admiral.
Peach 19
Pear 19
Apricot 19
Pineapple 19
Total fruit 76
Juice 169

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 3:00 pm

OK. That's it for entries.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 3:25 pm

The number of Units was very small indeed, the result being Peach 7, Pear 3, Apricot 2 and Pineapple 6, which gave a total of only 18. Meanwhile the jooose at 180mls was exactly ten times that.

Kindonesque wins the total Unit Count with his guess of 20, and with a further point for the nearest pineapple entry scores 6 Counting-points.

Minnieclaret took one point plus a bonus for his bang-on peach Estimate, and moreover is our jooose winner with his figure of 178. He scores 5 altogether.

Jdrobbo with an identical peach guess earns himself 2 points.

And then we appear to have a problem. On the face of it, claretdavid won in both the pear and apricot categories and in theory thus scores two points plus two bonus points for a total of 4.

However, I cannot award these points without clarification from david, whose whole entry seems highly suspicious if we compare his 9-3-2-7-21 figures with the actual ones of 7-3-2-6-18.

It would seem that david either accessed an old Count involving a similar Tin, or indeed obtained an identical Tin so as to check its contents. Otherwise, he is a truly incredible Counter who fully deserves to be this season's champion.

Only you can clarify this matter, david, and so I await your response.

claretdavid · Post by **claretdavid** » Sun May 23, 2021 3:35 pm

Wow allegations of corruption!!!

ACTFC-12 have already been in touch and I'll tell you what I told them.......
I read the bloody label on the tin!!!!!! a mix of CHUNKY mixed fruit!

minnieclaret · Post by **minnieclaret** » Sun May 23, 2021 3:42 pm

Half a season as HYWfW for 4 points, 1 match back as Minnie and 5 points.
Thanks for the count, Sir.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 3:44 pm

Shall we call that a denial, then, david?

Surely you can see why any Officiator would be concerned. But I shall take your word for it and duly extend your lead at the top.

Very well Counted, and many congratulations!

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Sun May 23, 2021 3:48 pm

TFC Leaderboard. Final Standings 2020-21.

claretdavid 29

RalphCoatesComb 23

what_no_pies 21

jdrobbo 20.5

cricketfield73 16

Steve1956 15.5

Bosscat 14

Dawlishclaret 13

Zlatan 12

Aclaret 10, gawthorpe_view 10, leedsdave 10

minnieclaret 9

green_parrot 8

gsyclaret 7

Eloise Laws 6.5

africlaret 6, Bodge 6, Claretmisterg 6, kindonesque 6, Rowls 6

wilks_bfc 5.5

BurnleyLad 5, ClaretAndJew 5, fatboy47 5, HunterST_BFC 5, Nonayforever 5, tarkys_ears 5, Zooniverser 5

Brucefanclaret 4, CharlieinNewMexico 4, claretblue 4, icu81b4 4

gsyclaret 3, longsidepies 3, tiger76 3

Longsider 2.5, Redbeard 2.5

bfcjg 2

dsr 1.5, JTClaret 1.5

Cabbage 0.5.

Well done to all of us, including those unlucky enough not to score any points at all. UTC!!

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Sun May 23, 2021 8:38 pm

Absolutely wonderful, Admiral! Does that two points mean that I have qualified for the summer champions tinned food count league?

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sun May 23, 2021 8:47 pm

Is it just me who thinks the top three have got shops orc access to a cash and carry?

what_no_pies · Post by **what_no_pies** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:30 pm

I've missed the count again. I was in great form this season too and felt I could have given David some serious competition if I'd been available week in week out. Ah well, I look forward to counting in Europe and returning to domestic action next season.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Mon May 24, 2021 7:18 am

JD - All the Euro Counting leagues along with others around the world have been cancelled due to viral issues. However, you can always stay in training for next season's UTC competition which is renowned as one of the world's best.

JG - No.

Pies - Please see above re. the Euros. But in any event you can be very proud of a well-deserved third-place finish here on UTC.