You know you are getting old when....

[gawthorpe_view]

When contribute to threads like this.

[SherbornePhil]

When in the past you would only go on a long walk if it included going to a pub but now you ask if there’s a cafe or garden centre on the route!

[Vegas Claret]

when you remember United signing Ronaldo the first time

[Bin Ont Turf]

Macaulay Culkin celebrates his 41st birthday

[Vintage Claret]

You keep a stick in your shed specifically for stirring paint.

[Claretlad]

you buy a nest of 3 tables...

[fidelcastro]

Your back goes out more often than you do.

[HunterST_BFC]

When you sit on the toilet and your balls get wet

(old gag)

[Lord_Bob]

When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

[Suratclaret]

When you can't remember if you've read this thread before

[claptrappers_union]

My Dad told me that one of employees, a guy in the 20-somethings had never heard of Laurel & Hardy.

[Steve1956]

When your kids start having a interest in how much money you have in the bank and how much your house is worth,and you start to see more of them!

[LoveCurryPies]

When you can count all your teeth on 2 hands.

[Alanstevensonsgloves]

Pstotto's posts make perfect sense

No, thats when you know you've gone senile!

[Woonderbah]

Instead of just falling over, you have a fall

[Grumps]

You can remember when the kop sang you'll never walk alone without the need of a backing track

[Clarets4me]

... people rush over to help when you fall instead of burst out laughing !

[toooldtobegrumpy]

Your heart skips a beat when the Chums catalogue arrives.

[kazza]

My Dad told me that one of employees, a guy in the 20-somethings had never heard of Laurel & Hardy.

I think that's more down to being thick, than age. Hardy died well over 20 years before I was born.

[COBBLE]

You keep a stick in your shed specifically for stirring paint.

Used one today. Tip of the day collect the wooden sticks attached to fallen sky rockets the day after Bonfire night. You will thank me.

[bfcjg]

You can't remember if you posted earlier on this thread.

[tim_noone]

Young uns call you Sir.....

[Bosscat]

Young uns call you Sir.....

You get up at 1.30 am for a pee and think ooooh I must go on "Up the Clarets" and post something on that "you know when you are getting old when" thread

[Holmeclaret]

When you know the precise location of every shop and public toilet within a five mile radius.

[tim_noone]

You get up at 1.30 am for a pee and think ooooh I must go on "Up the Clarets" and post something on that "you know when you are getting old when" thread

Not really theres 24 hours in a day and I live most of them.

[ottclaret]

... you can't stay awake to watch MOTD 'live' - but you are up so early on Sunday morning you have time to watch on iplayer before the repeat starts!