Footballers named after items of furniture

longsidetrumpet · Post by **longsidetrumpet** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:34 pm

Burnley's own Micky Wardrobe of course, and his brother Barry
Also, Fabian Schär, of Newcastle, as in 'pull up a Schar, and we'll have a cup of Schar'

longsidetrumpet · Post by **longsidetrumpet** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:36 pm

I used to play with a lad called Michael Couch in the Sunday League

Firthy · Post by **Firthy** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:48 pm

Ilias Chair - QPR

randomclaret2 · Post by **randomclaret2** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:06 pm

Mark Pew

Longsidebovril · Post by **Longsidebovril** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:06 pm

Jimmy Case

longsidetrumpet · Post by **longsidetrumpet** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:08 pm

Jurgen Klock?

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:10 pm

Kevin "chaise" Long

Stanbill05 · Post by **Stanbill05** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:03 pm

Franz Carr "pet" when he played for Newcastle. Maybe not...

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:07 pm

longsidetrumpet wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:34 pm
Burnley's own Micky Wardrobe of course, and his brother Barry

Barry also played one game for our reserves

Emclaret · Post by **Emclaret** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:07 pm

My first pick in goal would be the Scottish keeper, Les Fridge. He was often serenaded off the pitch to a resounding chorus of 'Freezer jolly good fellow'

Hibsclaret · Post by **Hibsclaret** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:08 pm

YousSOUFA Moukoko

longsidetrumpet · Post by **longsidetrumpet** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:24 pm

Jimmy Glass of course

longsidetrumpet · Post by **longsidetrumpet** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:25 pm

John Cofie-table. I'll stop now

ecc · Post by **ecc** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:26 pm

"Also, Fabian Schär, of Newcastle, as in 'pull up a Schar, and we'll have a cup of Schar'"

LOL. Quality.

ecc · Post by **ecc** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:27 pm

Peter Kitchen. Well, you do need to put a freezer somewhere.

maccclaret · Post by **maccclaret** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:33 pm

Stan Bowles

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:47 pm

Frank Sinklair
Peter Cabinetti

Bop · Post by **Bop** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:53 pm

Jóhann Bog Guðmundsson

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:54 pm

If Chester City reformed as Chester Drawers, they'd all have a club. (Or Chesterfield, more boringly.)

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:55 pm

Adrian Hearth.

Bop · Post by **Bop** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:59 pm

Futon Noel Williams

minnieclaret · Post by **minnieclaret** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:06 pm

Matteo RUGgeri, Salernitana.
Brian BEDford, QPR

beeholeclaret · Post by **beeholeclaret** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:19 pm

Brian O’Neil (BEDlington Terrier).
Ralph Coatestand
Gunther Nestertables
Wilfred Sofa
James McHearther
John Pender the Fender
Maurice Setteers
Peter Davenport
Tony COTtee
Lee TrundleBed
Mark Pugh

aclaretinstevenage · Post by **aclaretinstevenage** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:21 pm

Chris Weale! Goalkeeper

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:24 pm

Kurt ain Nogan

and, going back to 66, Pelmet Haller.

LordBob · Post by **LordBob** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:31 pm

longsidetrumpet wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:36 pm
I used to play with a lad called Michael Couch in the Sunday League

The Clarets signed a young lad called Couch a few years ago not sure if things went well for him, Claret Tony will probably know about him.

brunlea99 · Post by **brunlea99** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:37 pm

Steve Kindon - the runaway wardrobe on the wing.

NickBFC · Post by **NickBFC** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:06 pm

Rhian Brewster (chair)
Carlton 'House Table' Palmer

Stan Tastic · Post by **Stan Tastic** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:18 pm

Frank LAMPard.

Burt · Post by **Burt** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:31 pm

Jimmy Book Case

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:33 pm

Peter C(r)ouch

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:35 pm

kevin (chaise) long

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:36 pm

Junior Toilet
Wayne Fridge

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:43 pm

assuming a Knob is classed as part of furniture I can name plenty

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:47 pm

Andy Locheadboard.

Paul Stewart bidet.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:53 pm

Aaron (cupboard lennon

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:58 pm

Graeme Le (Saux drawer)

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 5:15 pm

Emile Deskey
Joleon Les Cot
Jonjo Shelfey

jojomk1 · Post by **jojomk1** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 5:25 pm

Ikea Casillas
Demba Bar Stool

basil6345789 · Post by **basil6345789** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 6:14 pm

longsidetrumpet wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 30, 2021 12:36 pm
I used to play with a lad called Michael Couch in the Sunday League

They can't touch you for it!

basil6345789 · Post by **basil6345789** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 6:15 pm

Jimmy Case

Pearcey · Post by **Pearcey** » Tue Nov 30, 2021 6:18 pm

Chaise longue Valois.