Songs for the new signing

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:34 pm

A few knocking about on twitter already.

I know this site has too many oldies that don't join in with songs but for those interested.

Wout, Wout, let it all out. This is the one that we’re talking about. So come on, I’m talking to you, come on. ( if you’re too young for Tears for Fears it won’t mean a thing!)

Big Wout Weghorst Burnley's number 9. Na na na na na na na na na naaaa na na
A few lines would need to be put in there.

Song surely has to be Twist & Wout

Any more suggestions

claretonthecoast1882 · Post by **claretonthecoast1882** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:36 pm

Give him the Barry White treatment...

Our first... Our last... Our everything

Vino blanco · Post by **Vino blanco** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:39 pm

It has to be kept simple for a football song;

He's big, He's Dutch
We love him very much
Wout Weghorst, Wout Weghorst

arise_sir_charge · Post by **arise_sir_charge** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:40 pm

All by himself, Wout’s gonna be all by himself, at Turf Moor.

To the tune of all by myself by Eric Carmen.

burnley007 · Post by **burnley007** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:45 pm

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:45 pm

Watch Wout, Weghorst Wout (Beadle's About)

Will no doubt be something really original like:

We've got Weghorst
Big Wout Weghorst
Yawn, yawn, yawn....

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:00 pm

Best to not bother, eh ?

Claretforever · Post by **Claretforever** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:10 pm

Sean Dyche he had a dream
To stay in the Premier League
We had no money so we had to sell Chris Wood
Long ball from the back
Weghorst in attack
He’s 12 foot seven
We’re on our way back!

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:15 pm

Merge with Kliperdy Klopp in the Mouse in an Amsterdam windmill song.

1989_claret · Post by **1989_claret** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:23 pm

“Wout there it is”

Claretforever · Post by **Claretforever** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:25 pm

It’s a shame our fans are scared of trying new songs, and can’t come up with longer songs. It’s always short and (very) fast.

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:41 pm

Needs to prove he can score goals for us before we start thinking about giving him his own song.

Sproggy · Post by **Sproggy** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:43 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:34 pm

Song surely has to be Twist & Wout

Any more suggestions

"Max & Wout" and you could be on to a winner.

superdimitri · Post by **superdimitri** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:44 pm

1989_claret wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:23 pm
“Wout there it is”

This is clearly the best when you consider his name is pronounced Vout.

BabylonClaret · Post by **BabylonClaret** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:44 pm

Got to be a version on TFF

andyh · Post by **andyh** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:46 pm

Who scored the goal? Wout.
Wout Wout Wout Wout

To the tune of who let t he dogs out.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:46 pm

He came on his own
He came on his own
Wout Weghorst he came on his own

claretonthecoast1882 · Post by **claretonthecoast1882** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:49 pm

Sproggy wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:43 pm
"Max & Wout" and you could be on to a winner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbsI72gebz0

Can't see this taking off in the Cricket

Claretforever · Post by **Claretforever** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:06 pm

claretonthecoast1882 wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:49 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbsI72gebz0

Can't see this taking off in the Cricket

NOT. A. CHANCE.

I like it, and wish we could, but our fans can’t remember the words to In Our Lancashire Home, never mind that.

Pickles · Post by **Pickles** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:14 pm

Take Me Out (Franz Ferdinand)

I say don't you know
You say you don't know
I say...
Take Me Wout
Na na nanananana etc etc

IWOODLOVETT · Post by **IWOODLOVETT** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:18 pm

Who wears the clogs out ??
Wout, Wout …… Wout, Wout.

Cubanforever · Post by **Cubanforever** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:34 pm

He puts his left leg in
His right leg Wout
In
Wout
In
Wout
Shake it all about..............I'll get my coat

RVclaret · Post by **RVclaret** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 5:45 pm

Ole ole ole ole Weggy weggy.

To the tune of ole ole ole ole cornet cornet

HuncoatClaret · Post by **HuncoatClaret** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:10 pm

Wout was made for scoring
That's just what he'll do
One of these days
WOUT (emphasise) is going to score a-gainst you!

Zlatan · Post by **Zlatan** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:24 pm

To Twist and Shout (The Beatles)

Well, shake it up, Burnley, now (Shake it up, Burnley)
Max and Wout (Max and Wout) [Wout pronounced Voot as far as I could tell]
C'mon c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Burnley, now (Come on, Burnley)
We score when you shoot (score when you shoot)

repeat ad infinitum

Claretitus · Post by **Claretitus** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:48 pm

To the Lord of the Dance

Wout Wout wherever you may be,
You smoke drugs in your own country,
Could be worse, you could be Scouse,
Doing Crack in yer Council house.

1989_claret · Post by **1989_claret** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 7:32 pm

Zlatan wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:24 pm
To Twist and Shout (The Beatles)

Well, shake it up, Burnley, now (Shake it up, Burnley)
Max and Wout (Max and Wout) [Wout pronounced Voot as far as I could tell]
C'mon c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Burnley, now (Come on, Burnley)
We score when you shoot (score when you shoot)

repeat ad infinitum

This. But not a chance unfortunately.

Eloise Laws · Post by **Eloise Laws** » Mon Jan 31, 2022 7:40 pm

[
Wout was made for scoring
That's just what he'll do
One of these days
WOUT (emphasise) is going to score a-gainst you!/quote]

Best one I think……but line 3 needs a tweak (but These boots is a good tune)

burnmark · Post by **burnmark** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 7:40 am

Wouts the Story, Morning Glory

He’s Burnley’s number 9 and we’re staying up, staying up!!!

https://youtu.be/Wm54XyLwBAk

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 9:12 am

burnmark wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 01, 2022 7:40 am
Wouts the Story, Morning Glory

He’s Burnley’s number 9 and we’re staying up, staying up!!!

https://youtu.be/Wm54XyLwBAk

I thought you had done a video of a new song with your mates and put it on youtube when I saw the link.

SouthamptonClaret · Post by **SouthamptonClaret** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:47 am

Does new signing include signing a new contract (if he does)....?

Don't you forget about Mee
Better than Mings, Van Dijk and Tarkowski
Going to take you apart
He's at the back, captain of Burn-er-ley

La la la la la la etc

Simple Minds

HuncoatClaret · Post by **HuncoatClaret** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 5:38 pm

I've just had a Burt Bacharach moment.

To the tune of My Coo CA Choo by Alvin Stardust.
Could all the driving glove wearers in the Bob lord place their gold rings over the top of their gloves, thank you.

Wout, Wout, we only got you
But we all know the things you can do
Score goals with your head or right boot
We really love our big man Wout.

If you don't know the tune, have a look on YouTube.
See you all on Saturday, can't wait to hear you blasting this out.

phaffmeister · Post by **phaffmeister** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 5:56 pm

Ok, based on the fact that it’ll need to be very simple to be remembered/used, how about this (reference his previous club and obviously imposing stature) :

Waaaaaa Oooooooo
Werewolf of Burnley

Tune of Werewolf’s of London… I’ll get my coat

FCBurnley · Post by **FCBurnley** » Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:35 pm

Wout let the Dogs out !

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:46 pm

My mate came up with this but says I can take the credit

Brought him in from Germany
Weghorst Weghorst
To come and play for Burnley
Weghorst Weghorst
He’s 6 foot 6
Makes Wood look ****
He’ll keep us in the premiership

Big Wout Werghorst Burnley’s number 9
Na na........

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:17 pm

From twitter

Ooo baby do you know what it’s worth,
Wout Weghurst is the best on earth,
The Flying Dutchman is just what we need,
Keeping Burnley in the premier league #twitterclarets

claretcarrot93 · Post by **claretcarrot93** » Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:21 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:46 pm
My mate came up with this but says I can take the credit

Brought him in from Germany
Weghorst Weghorst
To come and play for Burnley
Weghorst Weghorst
He’s 6 foot 6
Makes Wood look ****
He’ll keep us in the premiership

Big Wout Werghorst Burnley’s number 9
Na na........

That's the best one

gsyclaret · Post by **gsyclaret** » Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:35 pm

german fans were singing wout wegorsts on fire (kings of leon) sounded great

RMutt · Post by **RMutt** » Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:35 pm

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Z439YYyD0

SouthamptonClaret · Post by **SouthamptonClaret** » Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:22 pm

To Mambo Number 5

A little bit of Ben Mee at the back
A little bit of Cornet in attack
A little bit of Dwight running down the wing
When Wout scores you'll hear the Burnley sing

A little bit of Nick Pope finding touch
A little bit of Tarky cleaning up
A little bit of Westy with his brew
A little bit of Burnley we love you

I'll stop now, promise

Zlatan · Post by **Zlatan** » Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:57 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:46 pm
My mate came up with this but says I can take the credit

Brought him in from Germany
Weghorst Weghorst
To come and play for Burnley
Weghorst Weghorst
He’s 6 foot 6
Makes Wood look ****
He’ll keep us in the premiership

Big Wout Werghorst Burnley’s number 9
Na na........

Although I’m sure some rival managers would disagree but we play football not rugby so it’s Premier League not Premiership…

Apart from that I can’t imaging the tune, but the words seem easy enough

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:02 pm

Zlatan wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:57 pm
Although I’m sure some rival managers would disagree but we play football not rugby so it’s Premier League not Premiership…

Apart from that I can’t imaging the tune, but the words seem easy enough

Think "the animals came in two by two" but I wont comment further as I know we shouldn't discuss Covid on this messageboard

mybloodisclaret · Post by **mybloodisclaret** » Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:18 pm

Max and Wout twist it baby like the Motherwell fans at Ibrox would be class. I go in the CFS and don't take the marching powder, so could try and get it going, although I will have had some beers.

Wout Weghorst's on fire would be awesome if we could build some more words around it?!

https://youtu.be/RF0HhrwIwp0

ClaretAL · Post by **ClaretAL** » Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:20 pm

I think the tears for fears one is the best so far ...

WOUT WOUT LET IT ALL OUT
HE IS THE PLAYER WE CANT DO WITHOUT
COME ON WE ARE SCORING AGAIN COME ON

Zlatan · Post by **Zlatan** » Thu Feb 03, 2022 8:33 am

Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:02 pm
Think "the animals came in two by two" but I wont comment further as I know we shouldn't discuss Covid on this messageboard

???

Quicknick · Post by **Quicknick** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:18 pm

V V pronounced Vay Vay followed by three claps, old-school style.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:29 pm

The Wout , the Wout, the Wout is on fire

Repeat.

To the tune of the roof is on fire, potential for a 2nd line, buy I'm not a lyrical genius.

NewClaret · Post by **NewClaret** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:34 pm

Like the two above. Nicked off twitter but also like,

Oooh Pacey, he knew what he’s worth
Wout Weghorst is the best on earth
The Flying Dutchman is all that we need
Keeping the Clarets in the Premier League

Andreshotboots · Post by **Andreshotboots** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:47 pm

"You are the one and only" by Chesney Hawkes?

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Fri Feb 04, 2022 12:58 pm

For it to be used on the Turf it has to be a bit coarse - hence ;-

Number 9 Vout is a big Dutch man
Fu####g get near him , if you think you can
cross the fu####g ball and he'll score a goal
that's our ......... big Vout !