Our team is awful

PadihamThickNeck · Post by **PadihamThickNeck** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm

Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm

Oh **** off

randomclaret2 · Post by **randomclaret2** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:23 pm

PadihamThickNeck wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.

Very very Silly

taio · Post by **taio** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:23 pm

Shut it you idiot

NewClaret · Post by **NewClaret** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:23 pm

DCWat wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Oh **** off

Not a claret. Ignore.

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:24 pm

DCWat wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Oh **** off

It’s a shame this thread won’t last DC, because you could actually break the record for the most “likes” ever.

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:24 pm

Our best displays of the season in the last couple of games versus Man Utd and Liverpool, and people spout this nonsense.

burnleymik · Post by **burnleymik** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:24 pm

If you can't see the positives from that game, where we were well on top against one of the best sides in Europe, there is something wrong with you.

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:25 pm

NewClaret wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:23 pm
Not a claret. Ignore.

I wouldn’t usually bite, nor respond in such a way. It annoyed me after a decent display from many of our team, today.

gsyclaret · Post by **gsyclaret** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:25 pm

you should be called padiham thickhead you kn0b

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:25 pm

PadihamThickNeck wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.

I assume these aren't our matchday programme player profile notes ?

CoolClaret · Post by **CoolClaret** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:27 pm

Thick neck, smooth brain

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:28 pm

Pretty sure some posters who start threads with the utter bullsheet are watching anything but football.
Beggars belief.

And I'm not much better responding to such crap.
No more beer for me today.

RVclaret · Post by **RVclaret** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:29 pm

You are becoming the most boring poster on here, and that is saying something

LS7 · Post by **LS7** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:29 pm

Just need to sort the scoring problem but probably not enough runway left now. Then regroup in the summer to go again.

Jakubclaret · Post by **Jakubclaret** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:30 pm

There’s stiff competition.

fanzone · Post by **fanzone** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:31 pm

What a two hat

Leisure · Post by **Leisure** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:35 pm

CoolClaret wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:27 pm
Thick neck, smooth brain

No brain.

claretandbluesky · Post by **claretandbluesky** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:37 pm

What about Collins Padi ?

RalphCoatesComb · Post by **RalphCoatesComb** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:38 pm

I'll take the bait

F*** OFF !

Billy Balfour · Post by **Billy Balfour** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:39 pm

Another needy troll shitting up the place. Nowt new, eh.

HahaYeah · Post by **HahaYeah** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:40 pm

Got a lot of bites so far

Burnley1989 · Post by **Burnley1989** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:42 pm

There’s a reason you're on your own with that summary

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:43 pm

PadihamThickNeck wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.

Have you nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon in Padiham than come on here all day spouting absolute crap. Could you not try and jump in the river calder or something. It flows very fast this time of the year down near where Kwik Save used to be.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:46 pm

Thick by name thick by nature.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:49 pm

PadihamThickNeck wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.

you are a complete and utter ****

arise_sir_charge · Post by **arise_sir_charge** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:51 pm

PadihamThickNeck contributions to this board today giving a fine example to the perils of drinking on an empty head.

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:54 pm

HahaYeah wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:40 pm
Got a lot of bites so far

I know.
I'm blaming early beer.

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:55 pm

PadihamThickNeck wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.

Someone forgot to take his meds today!

PremierLeagueClass · Post by **PremierLeagueClass** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:55 pm

This is the most united the board has been for a long time

clarethomer · Post by **clarethomer** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:55 pm

Should have gone coat shopping instead I think.

warksclaret · Post by **warksclaret** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:58 pm

If we could score more frequently we would be where Palace or Leeds are in the League. We could be the side that gets relegated with the fewest goals conceded

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:01 pm

The boards wind up merchant.

Sozturf7 · Post by **Sozturf7** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:02 pm

Can I join in Pxxxk

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:03 pm

warksclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:58 pm
If we could score more frequently we would be where Palace or Leeds are in the League. We could be the side that gets relegated with the fewest goals conceded

Nail on the head, we've suffered several narrow defeats this season, when with better finishing we'd have likely won 2 or 3 more games.

And we've also not won the games we'd normally expect to especially against the lower sides.

17 goals in 21 tells it's own story I'm afraid.

Burnley1989 · Post by **Burnley1989** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:03 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:01 pm
The boards wind up merchant.

Unfortunately he’s not even on the wind up

JonBerro · Post by **JonBerro** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:04 pm

PadihamThickNeck wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.

go and support accy then

Roosterbooster · Post by **Roosterbooster** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:04 pm

I'm doing myself a favour and blocking this idiot once and for all

burnley007 · Post by **burnley007** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:05 pm

I totally understand the OP, although I don't agree.
It's hard to watch your team go so long without winning, especially if you're used to us being decent.
I'm sure he'll calm down by breakfast

Burt · Post by **Burt** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:11 pm

PadihamThickNeck wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.

Go & cry into your Canada Goose

PremierLeagueClass · Post by **PremierLeagueClass** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:15 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:01 pm
The boards wind up merchant.

Wouldn’t give him that much credit. Just not a very bright fellow.

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:15 pm

Burnley1989 wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:03 pm
Unfortunately he’s not even on the wind up

He only ever posts slagging the fans off or team.

When he's not getting enough attention he posts about getting a 900 quid jacket.
But even that didn't work. He got lots of replies of suitable alternatives that would save him lots of money instead of the bites he craved.

Jimmymaccer · Post by **Jimmymaccer** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:16 pm

PadihamThickNeck wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.

Yawn.

Burnley1989 · Post by **Burnley1989** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:16 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:15 pm
He only ever posts slagging the fans off or team.

When he's not getting enough attention he posts about getting a 900 quid jacket.
But even that didn't work. He got lots of replies of suitable alternatives that would save him lots of money instead of the bites he craved.

I was convinced it was Cutsy but his spelling isn’t poor enough

Stayingup · Post by **Stayingup** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:26 pm

PadihamThickNeck wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm
Pope has the worst kicking in the league, crap

Roberts can’t defend and is awful positionally.

Mee has always been slow but now he’s like a slug.

Tarky is our best player but he’s off in the summer, well maybe not if keeps thinking he’s Beckenbauer and putting the ball out of play.

Pieters never has or never will be Premierleague standard.

Taylor is average and does a job.

Cornet is a bad bad player he offers us nothing. Bla bla bla he’s scored a few crackers so what.

Westwood I rate but he’s been stinking all season his passing has been awful.

Brownhill is Championship level. He will be important for us in that league next season.

McNeil is absolutely terrible, how can a player be so one footed at this level.

Lennon wasn’t good enough first time round, another who offers nothing.

Jay Rod is Championship level, another one who might be important next season in that league.

Weghorst looks like a donkey, 3 chances and none taken.

Barnes was finished a long time ago.

Vydra could be an important player in the Championship next season but he’s not Prem level.

JBG we might aswell offload he’s never fit.

We are 20th for a reason, we are going to go down in history as one off the worst ever Premierleague sides.

i

I said before delete the neck part and there you have it.

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:30 pm

What a load of ******** from the OP

Sadly standard for his contributions

File under the other idiots I think

Sheedyclaret · Post by **Sheedyclaret** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:31 pm

Some of your player assessments are correct we have stood still for 3 years but some are absolute ********

Top Claret · Post by **Top Claret** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:32 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:15 pm
He only ever posts slagging the fans off or team.

When he's not getting enough attention he posts about getting a 900 quid jacket.
But even that didn't work. He got lots of replies of suitable alternatives that would save him lots of money instead of the bites he craved.

He never leaves his Padiham bed sit

Newcastleclaret93 · Post by **Newcastleclaret93** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:33 pm

A lot of your points are accurate but the way you have portrayed that view is brutal.

Good grafters and honest footballers just unfortunately not the required standard anymore

AlargeClaret · Post by **AlargeClaret** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 5:36 pm

The OP is clearly having a nervous breakdown and is almost streaming it via the forum . Needs to get out of his dressing gown , take a shower and ffs change those undies