Dycheisms

[Dark Cloud]

Screw you Garlick (then mutters behind his hand to Woan BREATH!

They giggle and walk off with Stone flicking the V’s

Maybe it's just me, but I can't stop laughing at this. Brilliant.

[Tricky Trevor]

Being bagged from each club he's managed

Woy isn’t saving Watford so don’t be surprised to see him and his clan back there next season and he’ll win them the league.

[NewClaret]

They’re a good outfit

[jos]

“Minimum requirement is maximum effort”

If fact I think it’s even written on the wall at Barnfield.

[SkiptonClaret]

I’ll sign a foreign and black player eventually. Or Alan will.

[SalouClaret]

I hate that one and no one has ever put him right, worse still some staff who are local actually started saying it themselves.

Made me cringe every time

[Roosterbooster]

“Minimum requirement is maximum effort”

If fact I think it’s even written on the wall at Barnfield.

Tbf this is a superb quote and should be the basis of the club's mentality

Ps. I'd ask the new manager how to say "on t' turf". All those missing the all important t' will be turned away immediately

[Espia]

You either get sacked or you move on.