No fish permitted at Southampton

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:06 pm

Grimsby fans will not be permitted to take inflatable haddocks to their cup tie at Southampton

https://gtfc.co.uk/club-statement-on-ha ... t-cup-tie/

claptrappers_union · Post by **claptrappers_union** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:09 pm

It's political correctness gone mad

Vino blanco · Post by **Vino blanco** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:13 pm

I think that’s a very shellfish attitude taken by Southampton.

claptrappers_union · Post by **claptrappers_union** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:14 pm

You can't even write racial abuse in excrement on someone's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat.

ClaretLoup · Post by **ClaretLoup** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:15 pm

Quite, Southampton need to be put in the dock

4:20 · Post by **4:20** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:16 pm

I hope Grimsby batter them.

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:18 pm

Vino blanco wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:13 pm
I think that’s a very shellfish attitude taken by Southampton.

And that’s a brilliant response

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:23 pm

Vino blanco wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:13 pm
I think that’s a very shellfish attitude taken by Southampton.

I agree the Southampton board are being very crabby about Grimsby fans and poor Harry the Haddock

ArmchairDetective · Post by **ArmchairDetective** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:42 pm

Not sure what they're angling for with this.

Lip · Post by **Lip** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:44 pm

What a set of @rsesoles.!

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:44 pm

Been trawling their websites, can't see this.
Bit fishy.

Cirrus_Minor · Post by **Cirrus_Minor** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:53 pm

Was wondering if Fleetwood town had a cod mascot of which an inflatable version may appear at Turf Moor. But apparently its a fox, Fleet the fox.

bfcwest · Post by **bfcwest** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:58 pm

Southampton asked Grimsby to roe back on taking haddocks into the away end because they didn't want them to fillet with fish

elwaclaret · Post by **elwaclaret** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:12 am

To be fair Hampshire Police warned about concealed weapons and some of those haddock’s look like pikes. Good to see Southampton fighting inflation too. Well done Saints.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 1:16 am

They deserve relegation because the employed Nathan Jones, attendances have been poor at St Marys .......they never fillet

ffs, sorry

RammyClaret61 · Post by **RammyClaret61** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 2:35 am

It’s a right load of codswallop!!

Suratclaret · Post by **Suratclaret** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:50 am

Wrong plaice for inflatables

clansman · Post by **clansman** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 4:09 am

Hopefully on the pitch Grimsby will out mussel saints and winkle out a win. I wonder if their players wear cod pieces instead of jock straps?

ClaretinJapan · Post by **ClaretinJapan** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:33 am

Oh for goodness hake where will it end?

ALP · Post by **ALP** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:47 am

Here’s hoping Grimsby get the early goal and don’t let the Saints off the hook.

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 7:35 am

Such a silly rule

I just don't see the porpoise of it at all

Petersa · Post by **Petersa** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 7:40 am

I wonder if ex Claret Peter Haddock could attend in their plaice along with his two sons..chips off the old block I believe

Hibsclaret · Post by **Hibsclaret** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 7:48 am

Just hope it triggers a response from Grimsby and they get sent down the river.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 7:53 am

Trout of order by Southampton

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:03 am

Bless my sole.

Billy Balfour · Post by **Billy Balfour** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:12 am

What a load of pollocks.

Coeus · Post by **Coeus** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:14 am

One of the side effects of inflation.

Jimmymaccer · Post by **Jimmymaccer** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:51 am

They should quickly find something else………..instead of Harry Haddock, Connie the Cod……

I’d love them all to argue the toss at the turn styles that it’s Connie not Harry!!!!!!!!!

The other thing is……..don’t they blow ‘em up once they’re in the ground? Didn’t we have dolphins flying around years ago for some strange reason?

Surely this by Saints is a joke!?

Sozturf7 · Post by **Sozturf7** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 8:56 am

There's always someone carping on about something on this site.

Longsider · Post by **Longsider** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 9:07 am

Can you lot pike down about this.

Stalbansclaret · Post by **Stalbansclaret** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 9:27 am

Cirrus_Minor wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:53 pm
Was wondering if Fleetwood town had a cod mascot of which an inflatable version may appear at Turf Moor. But apparently its a fox, Fleet the fox.

I think your information must be out of date. I’ve been on Fleetwood games a couple of times this season and can assure you their mascot equivalent of Bertie Bee is a blue fish in a Fleetwood kit called Captain Cod !!

dibraidio · Post by **dibraidio** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 10:04 am

If you take your mother's maiden name and add your date of birth that gives your robot fish name. Mine's Angler010169 what's yours ?

turfytopper · Post by **turfytopper** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 10:41 am

Ridiculous.
But I have so enjoyed the comments on here. There are so many of you that should give up your day job and become full time pun-dits.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 10:47 am

Salmon here find some puns are better than others .... Its Parr for the course

Burt · Post by **Burt** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 11:44 am

I Tope the minnows get through

SouthLondonexile · Post by **SouthLondonexile** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 11:51 am

Our Top scorer is a saint, their top scorer must be a John Dory.

Paul Waine · Post by **Paul Waine** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:21 pm

Southampton have been floundering all season.

Volvoclaret · Post by **Volvoclaret** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:25 pm

I'm floundering for a reply.

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:28 pm

Is there a catch to this thread?

SouthLondonexile · Post by **SouthLondonexile** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:40 pm

They just need to find a net first!

Hurstwood_Claret · Post by **Hurstwood_Claret** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:50 pm

Let’s hope that Grimsby can fish out a win

Claret Toni · Post by **Claret Toni** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 1:06 pm

just hope Grimsby have a whale of a time.

Juan Tanamera · Post by **Juan Tanamera** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 2:41 pm

There must be some right pilchards running Southampton.

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 2:48 pm

what if other teams scale it to their grounds too?

Middle-agedClaret · Post by **Middle-agedClaret** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:08 pm

Would be brill if Fleetwood won after this.

Claretitus · Post by **Claretitus** » Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:48 pm

Southampton have put Grimsby fans in their Plaice.

jollyjack · Post by **jollyjack** » Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:46 pm

Saints realise they have made a mullet of it and have relented.....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-64653258

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Feb 15, 2023 7:04 pm

At least those Grimsby Town Fans will have a "Whale" of a time now waving their "Harrys" in the air

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Wed Feb 15, 2023 7:33 pm

jollyjack wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:46 pm
Saints realise they have made a mullet of it and have relented.....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-64653258

They've realised the scale of their error.

OOps, should have checked the thread. I'll get battered for this.

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Wed Feb 15, 2023 7:51 pm

Probably tired of all the bad puns!