Vincent's Big Surprise

[ArmchairDetective]

Come on then, what are we all hoping for?

I'll go for a return of the half time pie and peas entertainment game to really brighten the spirits

[clarets1978]

Luca Koleosho would be good

[Longsidelenny1882]

Might play himself and keep Toney in is pocket let’s have a win uptheclarets

[bfcjg]

It's all scripted for Mission to Burnley 2, we are deliberately sh1t so the end of the documentary is spectacular as we roar into action and destroy every team in front of us.
Failing that Foster on the bench.

[Spike]

Early Bird Season ticket announcement?

[Hedontplayforyou]

Stan on the staff?

Robbie Blake on corner duty

[Boss Hogg]

Well it won’t be Muric in goal.

[bfcjg]

He's announcing that he's gender fluid, and on home games will want to be known as Veronica Kuntfunny and the half time entertainment is his drag act.

[Pickles]

Burnley FC are delighted to announce our new Big Surprise partner. Use Surprise5 for 5% off your next big surprise.

[fidelcastro]

And I thought I was cynical!

[ArmchairDetective]

Won't lie I was hoping this would be a more lighthearted thread. I had a bet with myself that a twix would be mentioned in the first 5 replies

[Dark Cloud]

Nathan Redmond is progressing better than he thought and is only 3 weeks away. (Which has massively lifted the mood in the camp!)

[warksclaret]

Foster maybe fit ???

[AlargeClaret]

He’s introducing the Fat Lady to the fans… for when she has to sing

[Goobs]

He’s introducing the Fat Lady to the fans… for when she has to sing

She's already on the final verse!

[bfcjg]

She's already on the final verse!

She'd have finished ages ago,fortunately the various roadworks and the Town to Turf fiasco delayed her sufficiently to give us some breathing space.

[AlargeClaret]

With 30 points at stake she’s not even lubricating her vocal chords yet..

[Blondeclaret]

Ready these comments don’t half make me laugh.
I can always rely on the great sense of humour from the Burnley faithful

[Vegas Claret]

And I thought I was cynical!

[FCBurnley]

We will average 2 points a game from our last 10 games and avoid relegation on the last day of the season Now that WOULD be a surprise

[Quickenthetempo]

Won't lie I was hoping this would be a more lighthearted thread. I had a bet with myself that a twix would be mentioned in the first 5 replies

Did you win or lose?

Which side are you on?

[Mansfield claret]

Ready these comments don’t half make me laugh.
I can always rely on the great sense of humour from the Burnley faithful

I think they are being serious

[claptrappers_union]

Muric starting today I believe

[StayingDown4Ever]

Muric starting today I believe

I pray you are right

[dougcollins]

Muric starting today I believe

What’s he starting?

[ElectroClaret]

So now we know....

[Alanstevensonsgloves]

Well it won’t be Muric in goal.

Quickly throws away tonight's lottery numbers given to me by Boss Hogg.....

[JimmyRobbo]

So, it was a win, then.

[Belgianclaret]

MURIC

[bfcjg]

It's all scripted for Mission to Burnley 2, we are deliberately sh1t so the end of the documentary is spectacular as we roar into action and destroy every team in front of us.
Failing that Foster on the bench.

The third surprise being Muric, 2 out of 3 ain't bad .

[FCBurnley]

We will average 2 points a game from our last 10 games and avoid relegation on the last day of the season Now that WOULD be a surprise

3 down 17 from 9 required

[ArmchairDetective]

It's all scripted for Mission to Burnley 2, we are deliberately sh1t so the end of the documentary is spectacular as we roar into action and destroy every team in front of us.
Failing that Foster on the bench.

Well it won’t be Muric in goal.

Well well well, maybe Vincent has more surprises up his sleeve.

Up the clarets.

[ArmchairDetective]

Did you win or lose?

Which side are you on?

There was no mention of a twix. But I'm over the moon with the result today. I'm always on Burnley's side.

I wonder what the next surprise will be.

[Quickenthetempo]

There was no mention of a twix. But I'm over the moon with the result today. I'm always on Burnley's side.

I wonder what the next surprise will be.

The whose side are you on was a joke about a man betting against himself.
Are you on the winning side or losing side?

Or both?