Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

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Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by bfcjg » Thu May 23, 2024 7:32 pm

Verdammt, wie kommt es, dass wir plötzlich so schlecht in Standardsituationen sind?
Anymore ?
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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by Mala591 » Thu May 23, 2024 7:38 pm

was zum Teufel!
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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by dougcollins » Thu May 23, 2024 7:38 pm

Verdammt, er hat sich wieder diesen Torwart ausgesucht!

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by CoolClaret » Thu May 23, 2024 7:38 pm

Top thread.

Warum zum Teufel haben wir zehn Flügelspieler und nur noch einen übrig?
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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by CoolClaret » Thu May 23, 2024 7:42 pm

CoolClaret wrote:
Thu May 23, 2024 7:38 pm
Top thread.

Warum zum Teufel haben wir zehn Flügelspieler und nur noch einen übrig?

Warum zum Teufel haben wir zehn Flügelspieler und nur einen Linksverteidiger? **

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by ClaretTony » Thu May 23, 2024 7:48 pm

bfcjg wrote:
Thu May 23, 2024 7:32 pm
Verdammt, wie kommt es, dass wir plötzlich so schlecht in Standardsituationen sind?
Anymore ?
Ausgezeichnet

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by forzagranata » Thu May 23, 2024 7:49 pm

Das ist das Schlimmste, was wir die ganze Saison über spielen werden.

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by Belgianclaret » Thu May 23, 2024 7:50 pm

Der Prozess
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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by whalleyclaret » Thu May 23, 2024 7:50 pm

Warum haben wir einen Torwart-Neuling gekauft, der einen Fehler nach dem anderen machte, und ihn 28 Spiele lang einsetzen lassen, obwohl er seiner Aufgabe nicht gewachsen war?

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by Belgianclaret » Thu May 23, 2024 7:53 pm

Dieser Trafford ist ein Fliegenfänger 😎

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Post by forzagranata » Thu May 23, 2024 7:54 pm

Harry ist sehr vielseitig, es ist für ihn kein Problem, als Linksverteidiger zu spielen.
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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by Middle-agedClaret » Thu May 23, 2024 7:55 pm

Die nächste Fußballsaison beginnt heute
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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by Swizzlestick » Thu May 23, 2024 7:57 pm

Warum sind die Halbzeitpreise jetzt ein Essen für zwei im Rose & Bowl oder ein Gutschein für eine Zentralheizung?

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by CoolClaret » Thu May 23, 2024 8:00 pm

Warum zum Teufel spielt Vitinho den rechten Flügel über Sané?

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by bfcjg » Thu May 23, 2024 8:07 pm

Er verliert mit 0:3 und wartet bis zur 89. Minute, um einen Wechsel vorzunehmen.

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by bfcjg » Thu May 23, 2024 8:10 pm

ClaretTony wrote:
Thu May 23, 2024 7:48 pm
Ausgezeichnet
Danke

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Post by aclaretinstevenage » Thu May 23, 2024 8:14 pm

Wo kann ich einen Hut wie den von Vinnie kaufen?

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by ClaretTony » Thu May 23, 2024 8:18 pm

bfcjg wrote:
Thu May 23, 2024 8:10 pm
Danke
Du bist herzlich Wilkommen

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by bfcjg » Thu May 23, 2024 8:19 pm

Was zum Teufel macht die MUD-Analyse mit unserem Club?
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Post by Tw@ » Thu May 23, 2024 8:22 pm

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by bodge » Thu May 23, 2024 8:22 pm

Diese fussball geben mich durchfall.

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Post by ALP » Thu May 23, 2024 8:22 pm

Ich habe die Hälfte der Saison hinter mir, weil es mir so gut gefallen hat

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by ChrisG » Thu May 23, 2024 8:44 pm

Wir müssen drei noch Tor schießen, weil unser Torwart Scheiße ist

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Post by Buxtonclaret » Thu May 23, 2024 9:04 pm

quadratische Stifte in runde Löcher

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Thu May 23, 2024 9:10 pm

I was p1ssing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon, you are clearly the guilty potty.
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Post by eastanglianclaret » Fri May 24, 2024 6:59 am

Wir lernen.

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Post by mybloodisclaret » Fri May 24, 2024 7:01 am

Wow, i'm impressed, either google has been hammered are you lot are far more cultured than I ever imagined possible!

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Post by Hibsclaret » Fri May 24, 2024 7:07 am

Que

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Post by fatboy47 » Fri May 24, 2024 7:21 am

Kompany Raus!

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by mikeS » Fri May 24, 2024 7:38 am

(Sorry I don't do German - but the mostcommon phrases heard in the Bob Lord this season...)

Stop bu*****ing about at the back.
Go forward, FORWARD.
Shoot, SHOOT FFS.

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Post by bfcjg » Fri May 24, 2024 8:19 am

Ich bin mir nicht sicher, wo Padiham ist, aber mein Freund aus Burnley sagte, er schaue sich sie lieber an als Kompany Premier League Burnley.

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Post by Poulton-le-Claret » Fri May 24, 2024 8:19 am

Projekt

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by bfcjg » Fri May 24, 2024 8:20 am

mikeS wrote:
Fri May 24, 2024 7:38 am
(Sorry I don't do German - but the mostcommon phrases heard in the Bob Lord this season...)

Stop bu*****ing about at the back.
Go forward, FORWARD.
Shoot, SHOOT FFS.
Allow me
Hör auf, hinten herumzualbern.
Geh vorwärts, VORWÄRTS.
Schieße, schieße FFS.

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Post by Hipper » Fri May 24, 2024 8:51 am

bfcjg wrote:
Fri May 24, 2024 8:20 am
Allow me
Hör auf, hinten herumzualbern.
Geh vorwärts, VORWÄRTS.
Schieße, schieße FFS.
And the fans 'Scheisse, Scheisse FFS.'

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Post by IanMcL » Fri May 24, 2024 8:54 am

Es geht nicht um Ziele. es ist der Pass

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Post by Croydon Claret » Fri May 24, 2024 9:43 am

This is the bratwurst we will be all season
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Post by Woonderbah » Fri May 24, 2024 10:15 am

Mission to Munchen

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Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri May 24, 2024 10:24 am

Um Himmels Willen, ich hätte in der Bierhalle bleiben sollen

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Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri May 24, 2024 10:26 am

Zumindest hat Tuchel seine Torwartlizenz abgegeben, um den Mistkerl zu hufen

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by It Is What It Is » Fri May 24, 2024 11:03 am

" the jobs forked!"

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Post by bumba » Fri May 24, 2024 11:49 am

W T F

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Sat May 25, 2024 7:35 am

Sie mogen es nicht

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Post by bfcjg » Sat May 25, 2024 10:02 am

Er ist von Pep Guardiola so weit entfernt wie Adolf vom Friedensnobelpreisträger.

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by Buxtonclaret » Sat May 25, 2024 10:13 am

Der Mann ist eine Wurst

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by Jamesy » Sat May 25, 2024 11:02 am

Vertrauen Sie dem Prozess. Und ich habe ein ziemlich großes Ego.

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Post by basil6345789 » Sat May 25, 2024 11:26 am

Ich funny face und klein skull habe und dumkopf ist

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Post by Jamesy » Sat May 25, 2024 11:28 am

Ich zog die Hose von Alan Paces herunter.

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by tarkys_ears » Sat May 25, 2024 12:14 pm

Hören Sie auf, von hinten zu spielen, Sie können es nicht zum Laufen bringen

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Post by ecc » Sat May 25, 2024 12:18 pm

Wen die machinespieler ist kaput der Belgaman kommen!

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Re: Phrases that will soon become common in Munich.

Post by bfcjg » Sat May 25, 2024 12:40 pm

Diese Zonenmarkierung ist eine Nervensäge

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