Hotel Bins

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Hotel Bins

Post by welsbyswife » Thu Aug 28, 2025 11:33 pm

Has anyone ever managed to place an item in a hotel room bin without the bin liner popping away from its edges? Why do they insert it like a balloon? And tuck your sheets in like a straight jacket? Surely nobody asks for this?
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Re: Hotel Bins

Post by AfloatinClaret » Thu Aug 28, 2025 11:46 pm

You think hotels are a problem? My wife's been tucking in the sheet on our bed like that for >40 years, ignoring the fact that I always drag them out on my side before getting in... why?

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Re: Hotel Bins

Post by beeholeclaret » Fri Aug 29, 2025 12:04 am

Also at home why when I want to sit down in the armchair for a few minutes or simply lie down on the bed for a brief rest I can’t because each are piled high with pillows and enormous cushions. It really is an issue.
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Re: Hotel Bins

Post by mdd2 » Fri Aug 29, 2025 9:01 am

beeholeclaret wrote:
Fri Aug 29, 2025 12:04 am
Also at home why when I want to sit down in the armchair for a few minutes or simply lie down on the bed for a brief rest I can’t because each are piled high with pillows and enormous cushions. It really is an issue.
I'm with you that Beehole. Venus and Mars- that one.

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Re: Hotel Bins

Post by durhamclaret » Fri Aug 29, 2025 12:53 pm

This has to be thread of the week!
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Re: Hotel Bins

Post by IPAclaret » Fri Aug 29, 2025 1:16 pm

welsbyswife wrote:
Thu Aug 28, 2025 11:33 pm
Has anyone ever managed to place an item in a hotel room bin without the bin liner popping away from its edges? Why do they insert it like a balloon? And tuck your sheets in like a straight jacket? Surely nobody asks for this?
This is truly one of life's greatest problems and needs discussing at length to try and find a resolution to it.

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Re: Hotel Bins

Post by pureclaret » Fri Aug 29, 2025 1:54 pm

IPAclaret wrote:
Fri Aug 29, 2025 1:16 pm
This is truly one of life's greatest problems and needs discussing at length to try and find a resolution to it.
It should have its own Forum set up !!!!

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Re: Hotel Bins

Post by ClaretOfMancunia » Fri Aug 29, 2025 3:07 pm

Whilst we're on the topic. Why do you only get half a duvet in most European hotels?

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Re: Hotel Bins

Post by Rowls » Fri Aug 29, 2025 3:28 pm

Has anyone actually ever used the Corby trouser press in a hotel room? How did you get on?

I've stayed in hotels where you're given an iron AND a trouser press - that's surely overkill on the ironing front isn't it?

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Re: Hotel Bins

Post by Marney&Mee » Fri Aug 29, 2025 8:48 pm

Hard to believe that people use kettles in hotel rooms to clean their socks and underwear…

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Re: Hotel Bins

Post by Dressinggown » Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:08 am

Dismantling a Corby Trouser Press in a hotel room was an obligation.

Just ask Alan Partridge.

Tried it 25 years ago and it set fire to my underpants in the Keirby Hotel.

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Re: Hotel Bins

Post by THEWELLERNUT70 » Sat Aug 30, 2025 6:09 am

Marney&Mee wrote:
Fri Aug 29, 2025 8:48 pm
Hard to believe that people use kettles in hotel rooms to clean their socks and underwear…
I had to read that twice. Thank god it says socks

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Re: Hotel Bins

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Aug 30, 2025 8:37 am

welsbyswife wrote:
Thu Aug 28, 2025 11:33 pm
Has anyone ever managed to place an item in a hotel room bin without the bin liner popping away from its edges? Why do they insert it like a balloon? And tuck your sheets in like a straight jacket? Surely nobody asks for this?
Why are hotel bins also so ridiculously small? One beer bottle and they're full.

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