Food that is completely 'wrong'

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Taffy on the wing » Sat Sep 13, 2025 4:29 pm

Terrier wrote:
Sat Sep 13, 2025 8:33 am
Fish of all type.
Worse when in a restaurant abroad and some dirty scrubber has fish with the head still attached, surprised some don't eat the eyes!
My mother in law loves sucking out the eyes & shrimp heads. :D

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by ollieclarets8 » Sat Sep 13, 2025 5:16 pm

Barry_Chuckle wrote:
Sat Sep 13, 2025 11:28 am
You sound like our lass 😕
"To me, to you - no.. not to me"

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by dougcollins » Sat Sep 13, 2025 5:45 pm

Squidgy wrote:
Sat Sep 13, 2025 6:34 am

Hedontplayforyou is right on the money with mushrooms. Years of work canteens serving luke warm rubber in a bath of mud coloured water convinced me that they are pure evil.
Dont tell the Italians.

I've a friend in Tuscany who makes millions from mushrooms. Well, with a few truffles thrown in.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by boatshed bill » Sat Sep 13, 2025 8:31 pm

Jellied eels.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by timshorts » Sat Sep 13, 2025 8:56 pm

bobinho wrote:
Sat Sep 13, 2025 9:33 am
Wow…. Not a lot left is there fella?
It's fine, but would be difficult if I couldn't cook.
Id rather that than be my mum who cant eat cheese, chocolate or tomatoes. Most of my favourite foods have at least one of those things.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by morpheus2 » Sat Sep 13, 2025 9:45 pm

Human meat - just tastes like pork, I might as well eat pork.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Dressinggown » Mon Sep 15, 2025 4:35 pm

Some good suggestions out there:

Bananas and Sweetcorn taste the same and are completely indigestible.

Jellied Eels, whilst once a good form of cheap nutrition for the poor residents of London during the late 18th and 19th Centuries, why on earth would you even consider eating that nowadays ? The most famous Pie & Eel place in Peckham doesn't publish it's prices. Gelatinous, slimey, fishy, bone ridden slop doesn't rank high on my list.

As for Tofu. Just get some thick kitchen towels and put some Asian based sauce on. Job done.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Vintage Claret » Mon Sep 15, 2025 5:05 pm

Black Pudding- lots of people seem to like it but personally can't see the appeal of food made from animals blood mixed with fat and cereal :?

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by steve1264b » Mon Sep 15, 2025 5:26 pm

Gravy with fish and chips.

Those that do that will be the first against the wall come the revolution!!!
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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Dressinggown » Mon Sep 15, 2025 6:18 pm

I'm not a huge fan of Black Pudding but there was a place on Burnley Market Hall which did some proper moist items.

That's probably going back a while !

Today, you will only get a slice of dried out crap on your all day breakfast.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Dressinggown » Mon Sep 15, 2025 6:31 pm

Although Octopus appears 'rather Alien'. It is right up there with the likes of Lobster.

Not likely to get any fresh stuff round these parts. Plenty in Scotland but everything is exported into the Mediterranean.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Dressinggown » Mon Sep 15, 2025 6:51 pm

steve1264b wrote:
Mon Sep 15, 2025 5:26 pm
Gravy with fish and chips.

Those that do that will be the first against the wall come the revolution!!!
Gravy with fish on your Chippy tea should not be allowed.

A side portion of that sweet curry sauce could be considered but only for the chips.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by ClaretTony » Mon Sep 15, 2025 7:17 pm

steve1264b wrote:
Mon Sep 15, 2025 5:26 pm
Gravy with fish and chips.

Those that do that will be the first against the wall come the revolution!!!
Gravy on fish & chips is beyond me.
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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by ollieclarets8 » Mon Sep 15, 2025 7:27 pm

Northern boys love gravy.

Personally, I like it especially with mushy peas, although generally opt for the pie instead of the fish.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Dressinggown » Mon Sep 15, 2025 7:30 pm

Mushy peas with Fish and chips should be a given.
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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by ClaretTony » Tue Sep 16, 2025 11:32 am

jdrobbo wrote:
Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:22 pm
Celery
Anything but wrong - brilliant in casseroles

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by brexit » Tue Sep 16, 2025 11:38 am

ClaretTony wrote:
Tue Sep 16, 2025 11:32 am
Anything but wrong - brilliant in casseroles
and an absolute necessity for a ragù as a basis for spag bol and lasagna.
But more importantly, a Waldorf salad would not exist without celery.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by ClaretTony » Tue Sep 16, 2025 11:41 am

brexit wrote:
Tue Sep 16, 2025 11:38 am
and an absolute necessity for a ragù as a basis for spag bol and lasagna.
But more importantly, a Waldorf salad would not exist without celery.
I use celery in so many different things although I don't eat it like my dad did, he used to get a stick of celery and fill the trough with salt to eat.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by brexit » Tue Sep 16, 2025 11:46 am

ClaretTony wrote:
Tue Sep 16, 2025 11:41 am
I use celery in so many different things although I don't eat it like my dad did, he used to get a stick of celery and fill the trough with salt to eat.
Funny that my dad did the same, I wonder if it's an east lancs thing like chewing raw liquorice root?
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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by forzagranata » Tue Sep 16, 2025 12:31 pm

Happy to eat the most of this list.

But will never eat gravy with fish and chips.
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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by jdrobbo » Tue Sep 16, 2025 8:32 pm

ClaretTony wrote:
Tue Sep 16, 2025 11:41 am
I use celery in so many different things although I don't eat it like my dad did, he used to get a stick of celery and fill the trough with salt to eat.
Ewwwwww

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Row x » Tue Sep 16, 2025 8:37 pm

Dressinggown wrote:
Mon Sep 15, 2025 6:18 pm
I'm not a huge fan of Black Pudding but there was a place on Burnley Market Hall which did some proper moist items.

That's probably going back a while !

Today, you will only get a slice of dried out crap on your all day breakfast.
Bury market still has stalls selling proper black puddings...just avoid the lean version, it doesn't work

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Dressinggown » Wed Sep 17, 2025 8:39 pm

Chilli con Carne would be wrong without the Kidney Beans but there is no way that I would entertain a bowl of them on their own.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Darnhill Claret » Wed Sep 17, 2025 10:36 pm

Gravy has to be black, not brown.
Can't understand people who really rate KFC gravy. Yuk.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Marney&Mee » Wed Sep 17, 2025 10:40 pm

dougcollins wrote:
Sat Sep 13, 2025 5:45 pm
Dont tell the Italians.

I've a friend in Tuscany who makes millions from mushrooms. Well, with a few truffles thrown in.
Sounds like a fun guy…

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Bullabill » Wed Sep 17, 2025 11:11 pm

Marney&Mee wrote:
Wed Sep 17, 2025 10:40 pm
Sounds like a fun guy…
I think his name's Gus.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Dressinggown » Thu Sep 18, 2025 10:42 am

Anything plant based.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Thu Sep 18, 2025 10:47 am

McDonalds Fries dipped in McFlurry aka "Council Churros"

Bloody gorgeous, mind

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Woodleyclaret » Thu Sep 18, 2025 10:50 am

Cockneys cant make gravvy they serve liker with pies and mash? Every civilised person knows pie gets served with gravvy, mushy peas and chips

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Falcon » Thu Sep 18, 2025 11:25 am

I've eaten and enjoyed most of the items listed above. I ain't a fussy eater.

I don't like coffee and coffee flavoured things, uncooked celery, grapefruits - all taste unpleasantly bitter to me. Also don't like horseradish.

Pretty much anything else goes down the hatch.

My problem (due to sensitive teeth) is when hot stuff is served with cold stuff. Lasagne with a side salad for example - just hurts my teeth.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by brexit » Thu Sep 18, 2025 1:27 pm

Not me and slightly O/T but there appears to be a backlash towards anything cinnamon.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by mkmel » Thu Sep 18, 2025 9:30 pm

When I'm in the Philippines re a chicken nothing goes to waste.

In the wet market they sell of course chicken breast/legs/wings.

But also chicken feet (after they chop off the nails)/chicken intestines/heads/blood and even chicken bumhole.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by ClaretinJapan » Sat Sep 20, 2025 2:21 am

I had dog in Korea. Not keen.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by Kingsleyclaret » Sat Sep 20, 2025 4:09 am

Tomatoes are the devils testicles.

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Re: Food that is completely 'wrong'

Post by IWOODLOVETT » Sat Sep 20, 2025 4:44 am

THEWELLERNUT70 wrote:
Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:50 pm
I'll try anything tbf but f*ck me liver or kidneys is absolutely sh!te, try as I might over the years I just can't stomach either!
Hannibal Lecter I presume ?

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