Broken Glass versus MIghty Clarets

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:22 pm

There was a match post from Bin on Turf but that seems to have disappeared.

So let's get ready and fired up for the first away win of the season, where they don't throw stones, just in case.

Here's Madge to keep us entertained and raring to get behind the lads.

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:24 pm

Afternoon Ian

On day you'll tell us who Madge is and what bar we can find her in.....

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:24 pm

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IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:30 pm

You'll have to ask HolyCustard, Hatfield. She lives in the cupboard under his stairs. She has her own shoebox.

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:34 pm

Cupboard under the stairs !!

Has she been missing for long ?

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:38 pm

He lets her out on match days.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:44 pm

I am sat in a train to London and just realised.....
I HAVE LEFT BY TICKET BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

The words Oh Fxxxx just resonated around the carriage, as it dawned on me.
Bugger!

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:45 pm

Madge nicked it.....

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:51 pm

Oh no! You'll have to go to the pub, and watch it on the Telly......like me!

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:55 pm

Bit strange that other match thread disappeared. Don't think there was much wrong with it.

Anyway, let's try again!

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Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 2:57 pm

What a bloody sickener Ian.

Paul Waine · Post by **Paul Waine** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:01 pm

IndigoLake wrote:Bit strange that other match thread disappeared. Don't think there was much wrong with it.

Anyway, let's try again!

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From what I read of the other thread we learnt that KateR is Madge's daughter - and looks just like her. except for the blonde hair.

Maybe that's why it was deleted, Madge's identity was known.

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Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:01 pm

IndigoLake wrote:Bit strange that other match thread disappeared. Don't think there was much wrong with it.

Anyway, let's try again!

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It was Paul Waine going on about how he was going to have his dinner after the match, when we all know that he'd be having his tea or supper.

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:03 pm

Ok, I've settled in nicely with a beer and watching s'oton sticking it to 'Ull hopefully

Croydon Claret · Post by **Croydon Claret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:04 pm

Nice short journey for me. Only 10 minutes by train

Paul Waine · Post by **Paul Waine** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:05 pm

IanMcL wrote:I am sat in a train to London and just realised.....
I HAVE LEFT BY TICKET BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

The words Oh Fxxxx just resonated around the carriage, as it dawned on me.
Bugger!

I have that panic before every game. Got my tickets out last night. Mr wife reminded me "don't forget your tickets" before she went out this morning. Tickets are now on the kitchen worktop ready for me to head out in 15 mins. Approx 90 mins from home to ground for me, today.

Perhaps there's a chance you can pick up some tickets at the ground. I doubt Palace have sold out, with the game being on tv.

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Paul Waine · Post by **Paul Waine** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:07 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:It was Paul Waine going on about how he was going to have his dinner after the match, when we all know that he'd be having his tea or supper.

Oh, sorry, yes. I've been "dawhn south" too long. I'll need someone to translate for me sometime.

Are we still on for the streak down the street when we get 4 points?

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NRC · Post by **NRC** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:09 pm

Ok, I've settled in nicely with a beer and watching s'oton sticking it to 'Ull hopefully

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:10 pm

Paul Waine wrote:Oh, sorry, yes. I've been "dawhn south" too long. I'll need someone to translate for me sometime.

Are we still on for the streak down the street when we get 4 points?

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Too right.

CombatClaret · Post by **CombatClaret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:11 pm

Croydon Claret wrote:Nice short journey for me. Only 10 minutes by train

Used to live in Sydenham, nice to be able to walk to a Burnely game

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:13 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:What a bloody sickener Ian.

Understatement!!!

ClaretCanada · Post by **ClaretCanada** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:25 pm

Good Morning All from an overcast Vancouver.
Dreamt we won 3-1 so expect our first away win today
Watching Southampton and Hull while waiting for Burnley game
Sorry to hear about your ticket Ian

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:28 pm

Poor game this S'oton vs 'Ull. Hull looking the more likely to be fair to them. S'oton don't look bothered

ClaretCanada · Post by **ClaretCanada** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:33 pm

switched over to West Brom game better already

SussexDon1inIreland · Post by **SussexDon1inIreland** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:43 pm

Sorry to hear Ian, I hope you get to see the game hopefully get another ticket.

COME ON SUPER BURNLEY

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:46 pm

Worth going to the ticket office at palace Ian and explaining the situation...you never know they may be sympathetic if you have an honest face.

ClaretCanada · Post by **ClaretCanada** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:50 pm

Leicester winning

SussexDon1inIreland · Post by **SussexDon1inIreland** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:52 pm

Do you have someone who can send your phone a photo of the ticket that you might show to the ticket office?

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Wexford_Claret · Post by **Wexford_Claret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:56 pm

Afternoon, all. In cab to Selhurst Park, hoping Rovers can be relegated this afternoon even if we can't confirm safety!

ClaretCanada · Post by **ClaretCanada** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:00 pm

Do the tickets have a bar code

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:02 pm

If you got in online, you might have a confirmation e-mail

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:11 pm

Can anyone get a message to IanMcL - bleedingclaret has a spare ticket for him if he goes to the Prince George half a mile from the ground

Blackoclaret · Post by **Blackoclaret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:13 pm

B&rstewrds 1 up. Forrest losing. Birmingham winning

ClaretCanada · Post by **ClaretCanada** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:16 pm

Any line up yet

Wexford_Claret · Post by **Wexford_Claret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:19 pm

NRC wrote:Can anyone get a message to IanMcL - bleedingclaret has a spare ticket for him if he goes to the Prince George half a mile from the ground

You might want to try an 'FAO IanMcL' thread.

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:23 pm

Anyone could - I'm just trying to connect the dots for a fellow claret........

Tribesmen · Post by **Tribesmen** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:25 pm

Good afternoon all from what is a very windy day here in Galway , still dry but the rain is coming .
Had to do the shops with the wife this morning so late getting in here , hummmmm should have said we were kicking off at noon , but she is far to smart to believe that one i must say .
Again i live in hope for an away win , but wouldn't bet on it for sure .

minnieclaret · Post by **minnieclaret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:26 pm

IanMcL wrote:I am sat in a train to London and just realised.....
I HAVE LEFT BY TICKET BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

The words Oh Fxxxx just resonated around the carriage, as it dawned on me.
Bugger!

A right kick in the ********, Ian but you do realise, when we win, you'll have to man up and forget it for the Ballmouth match as well!

simonclaret · Post by **simonclaret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:31 pm

Brady on the bench, Westwood in for Barton, Tarks plays instead of Mee

Chester Perry · Post by **Chester Perry** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:31 pm

Arfield in for Brady and westwood in the middle vokes and gray up front - Tarks in for Mee

Mee not in squad - Long on the bench

CombatClaret · Post by **CombatClaret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:32 pm

At this rate, two goals and we're first on MOTD!

ClaretCanada · Post by **ClaretCanada** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:32 pm

Burnley
1Heaton
2Lowton
5Keane
26Tarkowski
23Ward
21Boyd
18Westwood
13Hendrick
37Arfield
9Vokes
10Barnes
Substitutes
4Flanagan
7Gray
12Brady
16Defour
25Berg Gudmundsson
28Long
29Pope

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:33 pm

starting 11

HyperClaret · Post by **HyperClaret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:33 pm

Looks a better midfield and attack on the bench than in the starting 11 to me but will be interesting to see Westwood

Right_winger · Post by **Right_winger** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:33 pm

FFS what's Dyche playing at.

Claretmatt4 · Post by **Claretmatt4** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:34 pm

What even is that lineup.

simonclaret · Post by **simonclaret** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:35 pm

Officially worried

Right_winger · Post by **Right_winger** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:36 pm

Full on defence with zero creativity. Hope we don't concede early on as that will be end of afternoon for us.

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:36 pm

May as well have given me Defour's wage

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:39 pm

COME ON BURNLEY!