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Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by kingarthur » Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:13 pm

I'm off to Barcelona on a stag do in a couple of weeks and the fancy dress theme is footballers. I'm after some inspiration bar the usual suspects of valderrama, gullit, butcher etc.
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by FulledgeClaret » Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:16 pm

Go as an oil tanker or as it is also known Leon Cort turning at full speed.
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:19 pm

You could go as Brian Easton and be left back in t' airport.
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by MarkGreen » Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:33 pm

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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by john'sroseyspecs » Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:50 pm

If you can
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pull this off....
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by MACCA » Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:33 pm

Possibly the wrong choice of words there...
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by starting_11 » Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:24 pm

That Johnson one made me laugh...

Wish people would lighten up these days
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by Cornwallclaret » Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:41 pm

80's footballer..big perm wig ,tight shorts,
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by ElectroClaret » Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:46 pm

Go as Simon Garner and everyone will call you a c**t. :lol:
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by cocotheclaret » Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:47 pm

It's got to be gazza when he put them fake tits on!!!
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by claptrappers_union » Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:50 pm

How about this?
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by john'sroseyspecs » Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:34 pm

starting_11 wrote:That Johnson one made me laugh...

Wish people would lighten up these days
I'm ashamed to say I've only just got that!
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by DCWat » Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:01 pm

Cornwallclaret wrote:80's footballer..big perm wig ,tight shorts,
Steve Foster and the old headband!!
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by Stalbansclaret » Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:09 pm

Relax. If it's a stag do your bound to be Messi without even trying.
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by joey13 » Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:13 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:You could go as Brian Easton and be left back in t' airport.
Don't you mean Dorothy?
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by dsr » Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:31 am

Get a sailor suit and a dodgy 'tache, and go as David Seaman.
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by HunterST_BFC » Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:54 am

Dress normal
Couple of "Blakey's" in your heels? :D
or maybe a full BFC kit? :D

But have a pair of these undercrackers on and ready . :lol:

Legend! :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ_DP8xVE78
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by Wile E Coyote » Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:54 am

just dont do it, nothing more dull than stag/hen do's. but if all else fails, ALI G, cos that is always hilarious ????????????? fancy dress is moronic.
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by claptrappers_union » Fri Jun 23, 2017 2:26 am

Wile E Coyote wrote:just dont do it, nothing more dull than stag/hen do's. but if all else fails, ALI G, cos that is always hilarious ????????????? fancy dress is moronic.
Its called Cosplay now
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by Woonderbah » Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:25 am

Pile a couple of stone on....
Roll around on the floor wailing...
Everyone will know you're David Dunn having just showcased your silky skills performing a Rabona.
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by Vintage Claret » Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:04 am

Dress as a Swan Vesta and be Match of the Day
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by Newty » Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:57 am

Just grab a bucket of KFC chicken, some fishing rods, and you can re-enact the time Paul Gascoigne paid a visit to Raoul Moat.
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by Wile E Coyote » Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:23 am

trench coat, wellies, cushion up your jumper, fag in yer gob, go as Socrates when he did a stint for some non league no hopers in yorkshire once.
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Re: Footballer fancy dress ideas

Post by Working_Class_Zero » Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:07 pm

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