If you could cross breed two players

Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:06 pm

Mellon Ball

BennyD · Post by **BennyD** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:09 pm

Joey Barton and Andre Gray; that way, if anybody needed thumping he could run them down and administer the appropriate beating.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:18 pm

Guich wrote:Peter Crouch and Brian Flynn would be worth watching

Dion Dublin and Bryan Flynn .

turfytopper · Post by **turfytopper** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:31 pm

dsr wrote:How about putting Steve Kindon's pace into Andy Lochhead? He'd take some stopping.

They'd have to introduce a "dangerous player breed” and a "Kinhead" would be on the list.

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:42 pm

Not football players, but dogs. Lassie and a pit bull. A dog that could tear your arm off and then go run for help.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:44 pm

Tom Heaton and Rachel Brown.

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:00 pm

How about John Francis and Ron Futcher?

CoolClaret · Post by **CoolClaret** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:18 pm

George Boyd & Usain Bolt

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:20 pm

Diesel wrote:How about John Francis and Ron Futcher?

For the younger viewers, that would be a first touch like Andre Gray's and the pace of Sam Vokes.

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:29 pm

If said player had the pace of gray, but the first touch of steven fletcher, then we would never have seen whoever it was in a Burnley shirt. Shame, but that would be some player to watch.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:24 am

Messi and Buffon

Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:02 am

Little Cox

ExistentialWanderer · Post by **ExistentialWanderer** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:17 am

karatekid wrote:David Seaman and Stefan Kuntz

There's a joke in there somewhere...

Inchysince93 · Post by **Inchysince93** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:15 am

Danny Akinbiyi

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:36 pm

Willie Morgan and Neil Grewcock. Sponsored by viagra....

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:40 pm

If you could crossbreed so that Gareth Taylor had Danny Ings' fivehead it'd pose the greatest aerial threat ever

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 1:45 pm

Marco van Basten and somebody that didn't get injured all the time and wanted to play for Burnley until the day he died whatever the salary.

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 3:03 pm

Keiron Dyer <> Chris Rea = Jon Flanagan.

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