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IanMcL
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by IanMcL » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:33 am
It's been touch and go, however, Holycustard has managed to satisfy her accommodation needs, so our Madge has extended her contract for another season.
Although the details are 'undisclosed', sources close to the cupboard under the stairs say that a new shoebox was provided with trimmings requested by our superstar. A general tidying up of the under stair accomm5has been agreed and maybe even some hoovering out and dusting. Neither party has come out and confirmed anything, as yet.
Here is our Claret superstar cheerleader gif signing her revised contract.
Up the Clarets!
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bfccrazy
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by bfccrazy » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:37 am
brilliant
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Right_winger
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by Right_winger » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:44 am
Excellent signing, but is she any good with the head.
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by whiffa » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:46 am
Don't we have enough "Sam Vokes" type players already!??
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piston broke
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by piston broke » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:58 am
What a relief. It was mentioned on transfer whispers that bigger(?) clubs were interested. Vive la Madge.
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by Burnley Ace » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:11 pm
Well we can put the rumours that she wanted a bigger challenge to bed!
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by geopancake » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:18 pm
Is she Dyche fit?
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Firthy
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by Firthy » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:25 pm
geopancake wrote:Is she Dyche fit?
She always looks fit enough to me
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by iluva64 » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:27 pm
Best signing of the summer
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by Wile E Coyote » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:31 pm
is she any good at keepie up ?
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by mkmel » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:34 pm
Put her on the bench to come on late in the game.
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by Clevedon Claret » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:53 pm
I hear she will also get a twix thrown in once a week.
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by bfcmik » Sat Aug 12, 2017 1:03 pm
Wile E Coyote wrote:is she any good at keepie up ?
She could keepie me up!
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by HatfieldClaret » Sat Aug 12, 2017 1:04 pm
Good. We need a 'team player'.
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by dsr » Sat Aug 12, 2017 1:24 pm
Shouldn't we have signed someone younger, with resale value?
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by TomtheClaret » Sat Aug 12, 2017 1:54 pm
It's fallen through. She asked for a diet coke and a twix for half time. Dyche told her to f@ck off. Everyone knows it's Pepsi max and milky way. Cheeky mare! Good riddance.
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IanMcL
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by IanMcL » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:22 pm
I am in Chelsea.
Madge is on the bench! New footwear on display.
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by RattyClaret » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:40 pm
Did HC leave an open bottle of bleach over her shoebox?
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IanMcL
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by IanMcL » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:53 pm
Wigs must have been part of the add ons!
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IanMcL
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by IanMcL » Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:18 pm
Now it's Orgasmic Madge! She must get a win bonus!
