Song for Chris Wood

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:11 pm

Thought perhaps we could collate our efforts onto one thread?

I suggest a nice and simple ditty to the tune of the terrace classic 'here we go':

We''ve got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood

We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood

We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood

etc etc

dougcollins · Post by **dougcollins** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:12 pm

It's back to the bromide for you, my lad.

gandhisflipflop · Post by **gandhisflipflop** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:13 pm

To be honest that's about as creative as our fans get song wise.

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:13 pm

Here's a suggestion from CoolClaret from a different thread:

CoolClaret wrote:......
Or should I say, he once had me.

He showed me his boots

Isn't it good?
New Zealand Wood!

Let's make it happen

burnleysteve · Post by **burnleysteve** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:15 pm

its gonna take me ages to learn that song

cutsy123 · Post by **cutsy123** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:15 pm

Wev got wood wood wood
Wev got wood yes wonderful wood

cutsy123 · Post by **cutsy123** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:15 pm

Rowls wrote:Here's a suggestion from CoolClaret from a different thread:

Whys he called coolclaret?

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:16 pm

Replace 'good' with 'Wood'

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa8U024Ijvc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Jakubs Tash · Post by **Jakubs Tash** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:20 pm

My guess is the unimaginative "Chrissy Wood Wood Wood" to the tune of the Ian Wright chant...

cutsy123 · Post by **cutsy123** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:22 pm

https://youtu.be/ljz9XYbXsUs" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Watch the video and replace good with wood. Our future signing Abdul is the lead singer

Wev got wood wood wood
Wev got wood yes wonderful wood

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:22 pm

Don't need a song, just get this going
https://youtu.be/yiKFYTFJ_kw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:26 pm

To the Defour tune:

We've got Wood

Massive, Massive Wood

I just don't think you understand

We stole this lad from Leeds, dirty dirty Leeds.

Yes we've got massive, Massive Wood.

Repeat.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:27 pm

Rowls wrote:Here's a suggestion from CoolClaret from a different thread:

He once was a Fox
And he pushed Duff, it wasn't good
Now he's a Claret
Isn't he good, New Zealand Wood.

ClaretAL · Post by **ClaretAL** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:36 pm

No veneer in here

Sorry couldn't resist

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:36 pm

There's nothing he can score that can't scored
There's nothing he can do but when he's playing in claret and blue, it's easy

All you need is wood
All you need is wood
All you need is wood, wood
Wood is all you need

halfmanhalfbiscuit · Post by **halfmanhalfbiscuit** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:38 pm

I can't help thinking there must be something in Knock on Wood...

It's like thunder, lightning
The way you love me is frightening
You better knock, knock on wood

ClaretAL · Post by **ClaretAL** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:41 pm

Dyched wrote:
All you need is wood
All you need is wood
All you need is wood, wood
Wood is all you need

Perfect, wins hands down for me.

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:43 pm

Wood, wood we want more Wood,

All the lads are cheering bang the effing goals in.

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:48 pm

Old one from the 70's,
We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds......
We all effin' hate Leeds, repeat etc.

Chorus,
Whilst it may seem contradictory, we quite like their scouting system and youth development programme.

longside72 · Post by **longside72** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:17 pm

he wood because he could
he did because it's ewood
we knew cos he's burnley wood !!!
i've an hard on, rush o' blood !!

i'll get me coat !!!

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:55 pm

ClaretAL wrote:No veneer in here

Sorry couldn't resist

He's a very hard Wood.

Chester Perry · Post by **Chester Perry** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:23 pm

Wood - he'll be magic to the tune of could it be magic

I will let others play with the words

original Lyrics below
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/taketha ... magic.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

box_of_frogs · Post by **box_of_frogs** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:25 pm

gandhisflipflop wrote:To be honest that's about as creative as our fans get song wise.

The yoofs will still sing it far to fast and thus make it unintelligible.

CombatClaret · Post by **CombatClaret** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:32 pm

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
Cos we've got Wood and we'll win all day!

Cirrus_Minor · Post by **Cirrus_Minor** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:53 pm

He's from New Zealand so what about the Haka?

CoolClaret · Post by **CoolClaret** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:06 pm

cutsy123 wrote:Whys he called coolclaret?

Because I'm cool

Ilkley claret · Post by **Ilkley claret** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:17 pm

It has to be Chris Wood(s) on fire, your defence is terrified etc.

DavidFishwicksDad · Post by **DavidFishwicksDad** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:21 pm

What about oh woody woody woody heas left Leeds ra ra to the tune off hokey kokey

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:21 pm

"Rhythm Is A Dancer"

Woodsy Is The Answer
He scores from Anywhereee
Scores em from the left side
scores em from the right side
He can score from Anywhereee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ppF2yK4NM

CoolClaret · Post by **CoolClaret** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:23 pm

It's got to be a take, as I mentioned on The Beatles' 'Norwegian Wood'; obviously rename it 'New Zealand Wood'.

Spike · Post by **Spike** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:29 pm

He used to play in white
He left because they're shite
Big Woody wo oh a oh

turfytopper · Post by **turfytopper** » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:35 am

burnleysteve wrote:its gonna take me ages to learn that song

Beatles - Norwegian Wood. Think it may be on Revolver album --- you need to ch
eck it out

Den_Perry · Post by **Den_Perry** » Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:41 am

Wood, HUH!
What is he good for?
Sticking it in the net!
Now say it again!

Sounds good (in my head anyway), especially with 5,000 Clarets going for the HUH bit.....I'll get me coat.

utc1884 · Post by **utc1884** » Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:18 pm

sean dyche went to leeds in a brand new ford

brought us back a striker chris wood

Claretjug · Post by **Claretjug** » Wed Aug 23, 2017 3:11 pm

The Wood...The Wood...The Wood is on fire.

Dazzler · Post by **Dazzler** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 2:33 pm

I think Chris Wood will have to play like Ronaldo before this chap will sing his praises.

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FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 2:36 pm

Rowls wrote:Thought perhaps we could collate our efforts onto one thread?

I suggest a nice and simple ditty to the tune of the terrace classic 'here we go':

We''ve got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood

We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood

We've got Wood
We've got Wood
We've got Wood

etc etc

It would never work. Too many fans would forget the words.

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 5:37 pm

Chris Wood...Chris Wood...
He's good...very good.
He's a polished performer...
He's pledged to this Club.
We're waxing on...
To see him shine.
Chris Wood...
Burnley's in his blood!

(how's that?)

Carport · Post by **Carport** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:00 pm

Let's see him score some goals before designing a song for him! He's unproven in the Prem. We might have bought a pile of the proverbial!

Sean Dyche's Watch · Post by **Sean Dyche's Watch** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:11 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_UXvcr22rM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Longside: 'Wood I lie to you baby, Wood I lie to you?'
Bob Lord Stand 'Oh yeah!'

Sean Dyche's Watch · Post by **Sean Dyche's Watch** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:12 pm

not original I know, but "Chris Wood's on fire' when he scores?

Gnulty · Post by **Gnulty** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:36 pm

Hey Mr Timberman, Wood you score a goal for me.... I will also get my coat

ClaretAL · Post by **ClaretAL** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 7:49 pm

All we need is wood da dadadada
All we need is wood da dadadada
All we need is wood
Wood
Wood us all we need

Was belted out by a few at dead wood and it caught on really quick and sounded good

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 8:42 pm

Carport wrote:Let's see him score some goals before designing a song for him! He's unproven in the Prem. We might have bought a pile of the proverbial!

Such a negative approach approach. Maybe showing the lad some enthusiasm will boost his confidence. Let's show him that he is very welcome at Burnley.

Barnesy · Post by **Barnesy** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:11 pm

To the tune Viva Ronaldo (not sure what the original is)

We've all got Wood
We've all got Wood
Watching him bang it in
Here the Longside sing
We've all got Wood

CFS · Post by **CFS** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:18 pm

Chris wood wooaah
Chris wood wooaah
He signed from dirty leeds
Dirty dirty leeds
Repeat till tired.

Six fingers · Post by **Six fingers** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:43 pm

wood is on fire
La lla la la

ClaretPuddle · Post by **ClaretPuddle** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:44 pm

Defence is terrified Wood is on fire was a favourite today post match!

Vino blanco · Post by **Vino blanco** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:48 pm

I watched the game in the Lounge in Benalmadena with loads of Clarets. When Wood scored I started 'All you need is Wood', everyone joined in no problems, easy to sing and simple.

ŽižkovClaret · Post by **ŽižkovClaret** » Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:49 pm

Wood that it were so simple....