Everton made for Big Fat Sam

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Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:10 am

He has a proven track record of avoiding relegation.

He has worked with an International squad (albeit very briefly)

He is unemployed

He has said that he would consider the job http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41807662

He lives in the North West

He once dated a girl from Liverpool (dragging the barrel now ;) )

His cat is called "Toffee" (Made that bit up too) ;)

This is the rumour we need to light the blue touch paper to.

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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by Jeffbfc » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:52 am

He has the theme from Z-Cars as his phones ring tone.
That or Abba's Money, Money, Money.

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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by Clarethalffull » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:53 am

He can take Rooney out dogging
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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by Lancasterclaret » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:06 am

Here's hoping, but if SD doesn't fit the profile that Everton want, Big Sam certainly doesn't

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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:10 am

Clarethalffull wrote:He can take Rooney out dogging
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by Transpennine » Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:47 am

[quote="Lancasterclaret"]Here's hoping, but if SD doesn't fit the profile that Everton want, Big Sam certainly doesn't[/quote

That depends if Everton have 're-profiled' in the last few weeks/days. Initially looking long term and top 6, but now might be very much focussed on staying in the division this year and starting again in the summer. - that would suit big Sam more than Dyche.
Here's hoping anyway...

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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:22 pm

Odds for BFS shortening whilst SD is drifting out.

Come on Sam, you know you want to :)

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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by Wile E Coyote » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:27 pm

He's too fat though, he'll eat the toffee lady as well as those horrendous mints.
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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by Claret&Green » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:31 pm

Apparently according to talksport a meeting is taking place in London today between Mashiri & Big Sam

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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:18 pm

Claret&Green wrote:Apparently according to talksport a meeting is taking place in London today between Mashiri & Big Sam
But, is it the "real" Mashiri, or someone from The Daily Telegraph?? ;)
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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:29 pm

They don't need Sam Ralph,there is absolutely no chance that side will be relegated even Brian Laws could save them.

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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:57 pm

Steve1956 wrote:They don't need Sam Ralph,there is absolutely no chance that side will be relegated even Brian Laws could save them.
R U sure? They weren't that convincing against us at Goodison. The table rarely lies. They are in the bottom three for a reason and all the bull about "They're too good to go down" just doesn't wash.

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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by CnBtruntru » Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:50 pm

Ralph are you trying to say that BFS likes sweets with this post? ;)

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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:55 pm

CnBtruntru wrote:Ralph are you trying to say that BFS likes sweets with this post? ;)
What I'm trying to say is

**** off to Everton BFS, **** off Everton, Leicester, Ross County, and Bacup Borough !

Leave him alone. He's OURS and we're keeping him ;)

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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by piston broke » Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:03 pm

They are in trouble. No buys until Jan. and no threat up front. Concede and they lose. SD would sort the defence out but would it be in time.
I fully expect SD to stay.

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Re: Everton made for Big Fat Sam

Post by CnBtruntru » Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:59 pm

RalphCoatesComb wrote:What I'm trying to say is

**** off to Everton BFS, **** off Everton, Leicester, Ross County, and Bacup Borough !

Leave him alone. He's OURS and we're keeping him ;)
You forgot Bury ;)

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