Phrases you don't want associating with BFC.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:47 pm

For me one I would hate would be
"The owners flew in to watch a game "

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:48 pm

The moment we spoke to Dwight, we knew he was the man for us.

charlyt · Post by **charlyt** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:49 pm

Sean Dyche unsettled.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:49 pm

MACCA wrote:The moment we spoke to Dwight, we knew he was the man for us.

Brilliant

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:54 pm

Burnley fitness coach David Dunn .

Wilsdenclaret · Post by **Wilsdenclaret** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:55 pm

Pulis out!

chekhov · Post by **chekhov** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:57 pm

Pulls in(?)

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:58 pm

"Relegation battling"

StuffyClaret · Post by **StuffyClaret** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:59 pm

To celebrate the start of our third consecutive season in the Premier League, our dancing dogs will be arriving in the ground by parachute.....

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:09 pm

Perennial strugglers

Franchise

cloughyclaret · Post by **cloughyclaret** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:13 pm

Tits, fanny and Clarets

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:13 pm

Yorkshires finest

Archie Claret · Post by **Archie Claret** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:13 pm

Planning permission for a 40,000 all seater stadium has been sought for land just outside Altham......

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:18 pm

cloughyclaret wrote:Tits, fanny and Clarets

Got something against the Clarets?

cloughyclaret · Post by **cloughyclaret** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:21 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Got something against the Clarets?

Only those that sing this horror

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:24 pm

cloughyclaret wrote:Only those that sing this horror

Even the lesbians?

cloughyclaret · Post by **cloughyclaret** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:32 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Even the lesbians?

and even the plank of a husband that has just read this and started singing it to me

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:32 pm

Wood had every right to go down

Cirrus_Minor · Post by **Cirrus_Minor** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:32 pm

The Ladbrokes stadium

Claret Till I Die · Post by **Claret Till I Die** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:32 pm

The Venkys takeover is complete

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:36 pm

cloughyclaret wrote:and even the plank of a husband that has just read this and started singing it to me

You'll have to deprive him of the first two tonight then.

Longsider · Post by **Longsider** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:38 pm

Away allocation for Barcelona only 2000

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:49 pm

We have decided to knock down the Cricketfield stand.

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:06 pm

A Twix is now £5

John Johnson 1605 · Post by **John Johnson 1605** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:12 pm

"We were particularly impressed by the Touché Deloitte report."

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:15 pm

A consortium led by horse trainer Owen Coyle have successfully bought the club.

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:18 pm

Punching above our weight.

happyclaret17 · Post by **happyclaret17** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:26 pm

prawn sandwich

Bop · Post by **Bop** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:32 pm

Ultras

john'sroseyspecs · Post by **john'sroseyspecs** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:33 pm

Plc. Stock market. Consultant.

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:54 pm

Tom Hark returns!!!

yorkyclaret · Post by **yorkyclaret** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:56 pm

Too good to get relegated

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:12 pm

New owner saying upon arrival "I've been looking to buy a soccer team for years".

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:14 pm

Chico returns!!

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:22 pm

And the clarets are running out for their league game at Ewood ...

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:32 pm

Defeated champions league finalist again whats gone wrong since the 2020 triumph ?

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:45 pm

Burnley officials in secret merger talks with rovers.

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:30 am

" The revolving Managerial Door at Turf Moor " ....

" The newly formed Lancashire United's Global Advisor, Shebby Singh, greeted the Demolition Contractors on Harry Potts Way, and was quoted as saying..... "

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:05 am

This is the second time one has landed on the roof of the cricket field stand.

Claret Till I Die · Post by **Claret Till I Die** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:16 am

Songs without swearing do better these days.

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:36 am

"It's almost unheard of to lose two goalkeepers of such quality"

burnley007 · Post by **burnley007** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:00 am

And it's another controversial late goal for Arsenal.

50 shades of Grey · Post by **50 shades of Grey** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:17 am

''Burnsley are punching above their weight''

Vintage Claret · Post by **Vintage Claret** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:54 am

"Compulsory bus travel will be in place for all supporters attendng our league fixture versus Blackburn Rovers next month"

"Burnley are considering an improved bid for Henri Lansbury"

mickleoverclaret · Post by **mickleoverclaret** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:59 am

"Terrific goal from Sam Vokes, and that's surely all three points wrapped up now for Tim Sherwood's side"

ClaretPope · Post by **ClaretPope** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:40 am

The addition of a drum will do wonders for the atmosphere.

LawsCanalJump · Post by **LawsCanalJump** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:44 am

We found AVBs PowerPoint very confusing

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